For the brothers having hard time getting a lady

[Cerberus]

I found the lake to be the best place to hollar at them. I've been running around the lake lately and was able to talk to a few but I got a woman so didn't actually get their numbers. They usually do 2 rounds around the lake and you can tell the singles ones from not single ones. If they greet you first with asc or hi, it is a good sign they're single. But talk to them and even stop whole you talk to them, if you stop and they stop to talk that is a big sign they're single. Some bros on this forum mentioned they have hard time finding a ♀ so figured I might offer some tips. If you got 6 packs, jog shirtless as the Somali girls dig a fit looked ripped guy.

 

[AbrahamFreedom]

You can't change people's insecurities and shyness but good message

 

[Cerberus]

You can't change people's insecurities and shyness but good message

Gaal doon maa tahay? Gaalo maa doonataa? misa Gaal means same as Geel?

 

[Sheikh Google]

@ozzyoz this man don't miss. He just doesn't miss.

 

[AbrahamFreedom]

Gaal doon maa tahay? Gaalo maa doonataa? misa Gaal means same as Geel?

Maybe I am Gaaljecel. Maybe I am Geeljecel

 

[Macalin dheerow]

I found the lake to be the best place to hollar at them. I've been running around the lake lately and was able to talk to a few but I got a woman so didn't actually get their numbers. They usually do 2 rounds around the lake and you can tell the singles ones from not single ones. If they greet you first with asc or hi, it is a good sign they're single. But talk to them and even stop whole you talk to them, if you stop and they stop to talk that is a big sign they're single. Some bros on this forum mentioned they have hard time finding a ♀ so figured I might offer some tips. If you got 6 packs, jog shirtless as the Somali girls dig a fit looked ripped guy.

 

[Abu Hesi]

Which of the 10,000 lakes do you recommend? Too many choices Akhi.

 

[Cerberus]

Which of the 10,000 lakes do you recommend? Too many choices Akhi.

Akhi Lake Bda Mka Ska (formerly the racist Calhoun name) that is the one filled with single Somali women game for hunting. Hunt on brothers hunt on. There are so many beautiful Somali women and the best part is if you initially miss a chance you will encounter her again when she circles around lake. They usually do 2 or 3 rounds for total of like 6 to 18 miles or more of walking. I passed by 4 young beautiful ones and one looked at me and I waived hi to her as I ran by and she waived hi again, second time I encountered them I stopped to talk to them. I didn't ask for one of their numbers though but I can tell they wanted a man, I just keep to 1 woman at a time, doing too many is a headache so I just keep 1 woman for now. I used to do multiple though

 

[Jaydaan]

I stick to the trusted method of old fashion kidnap.but thanks for the tips

 

[Abdisamad]

@mr steal your naag

Getting in here and take some notes kid

 

[Hali]

That’s predatory.

 

[trucel]

Ok but why lakes?

 

[Xaruun]

That’s predatory.

Talking to women is predatory?

 

[Hali]

Talking to women is predatory?

At a lake?
Doesn’t that give you serial killer vibes ?

 

[Lostbox]

At a lake?
Doesn’t that give you serial killer vibes ?

Girl, you've been watching too much true crime shit

If I walk up to you and say "hello" does that mean I am about to kill?

You correct

Jk

 

[Lostbox]

I would ask my friends if they have single friends they can set me up with back in my time. Like 2 to 3 years ago, I am not that old. You'll have a couple of date in a week or two. I don't know why more people don't do this

If your decent enough for them to set up with their friends. People will be happy to set you up with them. All you got to do is ask

 

[Hali]

Girl, you've been watching to much true crime shit

If I walk up to you and say "hello" does that mean I about to kill?

You correct

Jk

If we was in America I’m afraid so.
No one approaches anyone in London apart from ciyaal suuqs and they might kill you too so be careful

 

[Cerberus]

Which of the 10,000 lakes do you recommend? Too many choices Akhi.

Walaahi a true story, at karmel mall I was using the restroom and a tall 6'2 Somali brother who was 24 and neither dark skinned nor light skinned but fit and 6 packs and large arm muscles was shirtless, I told him "wow bro the ladies at Karmel gonna dig you and your fit body" and he said "SXB I can't get the girls, but I got a white girl I just recently had a child with". I asked him "so before you got a white woman, you telling me you could take get a Somali girl when you're a young handsome and fit guy? And he replied Yes. I was like WTF in my mind.

And then there is another dude who ran for a Minnesota office and he has gray hair and recently married a woman who previously had children, at age 39 he finally is getting a Somali woman. The Minnesota Somali community inceldom is at an all time high despite there being countless Somali women lol. I was not an incel though and had Ayan in South Minneapolis and we had fun (wink wink).

@Amirah @Vanessa take note the Somali brothers in Minneapolis are going for Ajnabi because they don't know how to get or hollar at Somalis girls. Poor guys.

 

[Abu Hesi]

Walaahi a true story, at karmel mall I was using the restroom and a tall 6'2 Somali brother who was 24 and neither dark skinned nor light skinned but fit and 6 packs and large arm muscles was shirtless, I told him "wow bro the ladies at Karmel gonna dig you and your fit body" and he said "SXB I can't get the girls, but I got a white girl I just recently had a child with". I asked him "so before you got a white woman, you telling me you could take get a Somali girl when you're a young handsome and fit guy? And he replied Yes. I was like WTF in my mind.

And then there is another dude who ran for a Minnesota office and he has gray hair and recently married a woman who previously had children, at age 39 he finally is getting a Somali woman. The Minnesota Somali community inceldom is at an all time high despite there being countless Somali women lol. I was not an incel though and had Ayan in South Minneapolis and we had fun (wink wink).

@Amirah @Vanessa take note the Somali brothers in Minneapolis are going for Ajnabi because they don't know how to get or hollar at Somalis girls. Poor guys.

Why was this nigga shirtless in karamel mall lol
Btw, are you done with Nairobi. I thought you were enjoying it here.

 

[exposedmeat]

if u shy i hate u why why just why it's not like the person u talking to is gonna shame u to death or make fun of u just go to them like u life depends on it and say hi dee seetahay nabarkaaga isii walaal
qurux daa lugugu barwaaqaye SIMPLE being a pussy will never get u anywhere in life