FIELD MARSHAL MENACE STAGED A BLOODLESS COUP IN SOMALia. Announces a caretaker gov. with TEKKNIKO

[HIGH PRIESTESS]

Snakes everywhere....even if you bore me a child you’d still murder me ?

Sorry sxb, the absolute power would be too tempting for an ambitious woman like me. But if you’re nice, I’ll give you a majestic burial worthy of a Pharaoh

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

After a long consideration I’ve created a new post. It will be called Ministry of concentration camp for criminal Western deportees

This ministry will be headed by @Western4Life

@Western4Life i warm you, do not indoctrinate these criminals to be extreme liberals beyond the level they are.providr them with females. Do not leave them together with a female visits once a week.

 

[bluebird]

Why is atheisthustler minister of religion ma gaalo ayaad naga dhigi lahayd

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Sorry sxb, the absolute power would be too tempting for an ambitious woman like me. But if you’re nice, I’ll give you a majestic burial worthy of a Pharaoh

Hey! I’m gonna be good cause I at least got to make love to you

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Why is atheisthustler minister of religion ma gaalo ayaad naga dhigi lahayd

This is Africa, the Ministerial positions do not correspond with the merits of the officials. As an African leader I’m trying to survive and not have individuals who I fear to hold sensitive positions. What do you want me to give @AussieHustler ? Minister of defense? Are you kidding me ?

Btw I just name you ambassador to Madagascar

 

[bluebird]

This is Africa, the Ministerial positions do not corrrspokd with the merits of the officials. As an African leader I’m trying to survive and not have individuals who I fear to hold sensitive positions. What do you want me to give @AussieHustler ? Minister of defense? Are you kidding me ?

Btw I just name you ambassador to Madagascar

Madagascar? fine

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Madagascar? fine

Idiot thinks I’ve done him a favor but I’m really placing him far far away from me

 

[bluebird]

Idiot thinks I’ve done him a favor but I’m really placing him far far away from me

Idiot...? why are you narrating your thoughts out loud like this was an anime? I'm happy in madagascar btw

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Idiot...? why are you narrating your thoughts out loud like this was an anime? I'm happy in madagascar btw

Glad to hear that. Stay there

Actually send me their unique creatures, the Lemu or whatever it’s name us. You know, the monkey looking ones. I should warn you that those people they’d got the longest names ever

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

After a long consideration I’ve created a new post. It will be called Ministry of concentration camp for criminal Western deportees

This ministry will be headed by @Western4Life

@Western4Life i warm you, do not indoctrinate these criminals to be extreme liberals beyond the level they are.providr them with females. Do not leave them together with a female visits once a week.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually miss AJ.. Whatever happened to him?

 

[HIGH PRIESTESS]

Abaayo @Nilotufian you've got a bit of a difficult task at hand, judging by your position

 

[abdiwarrior]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

After a long consideration I’ve created a new post. It will be called Ministry of concentration camp for criminal Western deportees

This ministry will be headed by @Western4Life

@Western4Life i warm you, do not indoctrinate these criminals to be extreme liberals beyond the level they are.providr them with females. Do not leave them together with a female visits once a week.

Can I be minister of clan affairs

 

[abdiwarrior]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually miss AJ.. Whatever happened to him?

We might never know

 

[Nilotufian]

Abaayo @Nilotufian you've got a bit of a difficult task at hand, judging by your position

Find a way to speed this process up