Faaraxs so gaala

[Nåture]

Like a inhaler

YESSSS

 

[salma saluuni]

Being extremely entitled
Describing herself as crazy, especially if I know you're a miskeen qumayo
Strong inner-city accents
Girls that talk down on others even if it isn't me
Looks don't match attitude

Facts bro dtb

 

[Bronco]

And also women that refuse cook. That's less of an icky and more of a I-hope-you-grow-childess-old-alone-cold-and-bump-your-small-toe-everyday type of thing

 

[salma saluuni]

And also women that refuse cook. That's less of an icky and more of a I-hope-you-grow-childess-old-alone-cold-and-bump-your-small-toe-everyday type of thing

Exactly like you belong in the kitchen

 

[Jungle]

When she f*ck with the opps

When her lil pickney walk in wit questions

 

[Alluring]

When she says she can cook but she meant order uber eats

 

[Sloane Ranger]

When she doesn't want you to marry her bestfriens

 

[Bronco]

Exactly like you belong in the kitchen

I don't need that fat qumayo ruining the game of thrones episode by asking me who he or she is every damn 2 minutes. Get your dumb ass gold fish brain out of here



BACK 2 THE KITCHEN WENCH

 

[kickz]

Why does this thread feel like its for Xalimos to let out frustrations

 

[Sloane Ranger]

Why does this thread feel like its for Xalimos to let out frustrations

When they roast you on the daily but can't handle one thread

 

[Bronco]

MOST IMPORTANTLY WHEN SHE DARES TURN 25.

First if all get that old ass original Nintendo box out of my face and 2nd of all how r u not dead yet? Old ass b*tch smh

 

[kickz]

When they make themselves the victim somehow in every argument

 

[Alluring]

MOST IMPORTANTLY WHEN SHE DARES TURN 25.

First if all get that old ass original Nintendo box out of my face and 2nd of all how r u not dead yet? Old ass b*tch smh

You have a funny side

 

[Sloane Ranger]

When they cry after being punched in the face

 

[salma saluuni]

When they make themselves the victim somehow in every argument

This one here bro you don’t even know wallahi

 

[kickz]

This one here bro you don’t even know wallahi

Could be talking politics and suddenly its back to that one time you didn't take her side on something

 

[Shmurda]

When she claims she's 10/10 but soon as she removes her makeup that enhances her beauty and takes off her scarf that hides her 5head she looks hideous. That's the majority of Xalimos, unfortunately.

When you see her at the bus stop and you chat her up and everything's going good until she takes off her face mask and get teeth are all busted in.

When she starts flirting with you heavy but the second you make a bold move she starts acting all brand new.

When she lets the whole squad hit but when it's your turn she says some shyt like "idk I just wanna be friends."

 

[Villainess]

When she claims she's 10/10 but soon as she removes her makeup that enhances her beauty and takes off her scarf that hides her 5head she looks hideous. That's the majority of Xalimos, unfortunately.

When you see her at the bus stop and you chat her up and everything's going good until she takes off her face mask and get teeth are all busted in.

When she starts flirting with you heavy but the second you make a bold move she starts acting all brand new.

When she lets the whole squad hit but when it's your turn she says some shyt like "idk I just wanna be friends."

miskeen this seems like your speaking from experience which halimo catfished you

 

[salma saluuni]

When she claims she's 10/10 but soon as she removes her makeup that enhances her beauty and takes off her scarf that hides her 5head she looks hideous. That's the majority of Xalimos, unfortunately.

When you see her at the bus stop and you chat her up and everything's going good until she takes off her face mask and get teeth are all busted in.

When she starts flirting with you heavy but the second you make a bold move she starts acting all brand new.

When she lets the whole squad hit but when it's your turn she says some shyt like "idk I just wanna be friends."

Spot on wallahi couldn’t of said it better bro

 

[Rasheedosman619]

No naxariis spill the tea

When her music playlist is full of City Girls, Meg The Stallion & Rubi Rose songs