Ever Been In Trouble With The Law?

One time a guy tried to flirt with me.
He said "I'm carrying a deadly weapon underneath these clothes"

I calmly told him that I worked for the criminal prosecutor and gave her number to him if he felt like disposing on this lethal weapon in a lawful manner.
Did he discharge his dangerous weapon into you that night? Don't lie to me old gal.
 

Professor

The name is Professor, Haji Professor
fortunately not even though I have actively participated in criminal activities. I have always been extra careful
 

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