Dumbest reasons for not getting 2nd date

[Garaad Darawiish]

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Damn all this for suggesting thoughtful commentary on the human Psyche is wasted on a man who went on his first date with a batman shirt on.

Dont mess with professor @Inquisitive_, naaya habash. He doesnt fool around

 

[Genos]

Nigga why would you wear a batman shirt to a damn date!!!!

I'm in tears rn

Bro I was in my first year of uni, away from home. I hadn't got the hang of a laundry schedule, so it was the only clean t shirt I had available. Everything else I had on was decent, I think I was wearing a pair of timbs aswell.
Date went well too, she was laughing and feeling on me the whole time. Idk tho

Anyway I already was familiar with her, I met her on a night out.

 

[YoungFarah]

It takes me faster to type that 'essay' 10 times then it takes your dyslexic malnourished gaunt looking supine face to read a single sentence.

You need to slow down on all that masturbation and addictions, all that zinc depletion, eye-floaters and brain-fog is making you stupid as f*ck.

Is eye floaters caused by professor? Ileen that's why I developed them although I've stopped watching and started Nofap. Thanks for the insight.

 

[The Cushitic One]

What's your reason for either rejecting or getting rejected?

Mine was for wearing a Batman t-shirt on the first date. She made a comment about it during the date. A few days later I asked her out on a 2nd. She gave the "I'm super busy and don't think I have the time" excuse. But deep down I knew it was because of the t-shirt.

I would've asked you why you wearing
A t-shirt like that, I'm blunt!

This guy sipped my drink one time,
So I told him to keep it and I'll
Order another one.

He than said do I have some disease,
To which I replied, I don't know where
You've been, and I don't share drink with no one!

 

[Xaagi-Cagmadigtee]

You mean "beliefs".

Don't do the boy like that, lol.

 

[waraabe]

I would've asked you why you wearing
A t-shirt like that, I'm blunt!

This guy sipped my drink one time,
So I told him to keep it and I'll
Order another one.

He than said do I have some disease,
To which I replied, I don't know where
You've been, and I don't share drink with no one!

you drive a hard bargain

 

[TooMacaan]

Who tf would complain, let alone reject someone, due to a Batman t-shirt? Doesn't make sense.

You definitely said or did some other crap which put her off lol. Replay the date in your head another 50x and see if you can figure it out !

 

[Steamdevolopment]

I was was a succesful jurist (then) and he was bum, a hot bum but a bum never the less.

But beauty fades, stupid is forever, and boy was he stupid.

 

[merka]

Who tf would complain, let alone reject someone, due to a Batman t-shirt? Doesn't make sense.

You definitely said or did some other crap which put her off lol. Replay the date in your head another 50x and see if you can figure it out !

That's too much work

It's definitely the t-shirt

 

[GodKnowsBest]

That's too much work

It's definitely the t-shirt

As a girl I can tell you it wasn't the t-shirt.

 

[TooMacaan]

That's too much work

It's definitely the t-shirt

Lmao guys in denial...blaming their shirts, when in reality, the date turned out like an episode of DD:

 

[Cotton Eyed Joe]

It takes me faster to type that 'essay' 10 times then it takes your dyslexic malnourished gaunt looking supine face to read a single sentence.

You need to slow down on all that masturbation and addictions, all that zinc depletion, eye-floaters and brain-fog is making you stupid as f*ck.

 

[Transparent]

I don't date

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[Transparent]

I dont trust xalimos eversince one finessed $600 off me. I sporadically date ethiopian/eritrean girls when im not slaving away at work.

Bro I saw a Peng ethio chick in the bus this afternoon,if my relgious ethics weren't intact I would have asked for her digits.

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Bro I saw a Peng ethio chick in the bus this afternoon,if my relgious ethics weren't intact I would have asked for her digits.

This has been happening to me lately too cuzzz after I turned single. No man to tie me down so I have to just reject everyone. It feels so bad!

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Lmao guys in denial...blaming their shirts, when in reality, the date turned out like an episode of DD:

He said I'm happy when I see your boobs. Creep.

 

[Transparent]

This has been happening to me lately too cuzzz after I turned single. No man to tie me down so I have to just reject everyone. It feels so bad!

Lol where are all the cadaan guys

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Lol where are all the cadaan guys

They're still there.

 

[Xooshdheere]

It takes me faster to type that 'essay' 10 times then it takes your dyslexic malnourished gaunt looking supine face to read a single sentence.

You need to slow down on all that masturbation and addictions, all that zinc depletion, eye-floaters and brain-fog is making you stupid as f*ck.

 

[Transparent]

They're still there.

No strings attached ay,finessing hella niggas