Inquisitive_
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This has shamefully become the new trend nowadays with Somali millennials
I have 10 close friends that all lived alone for several years (some an entire decade) many of them in multiple foreign countries.
In such circumstances any decent man is forced to learn how to cook and gets better at it each year, only a select few debased idiots do takeaways and you can usually tell by their size and status who these qashin's are.
I recall before each of them got married a "come dine with me" competition used to break out between us on our visits to each other on who is the best cook and who can make the most variety of healthy dishes.
This same challenge was also used on several Xalimo's prior to marriage as a means of getting her indoors quick without triggering her Anti defence, while avoiding the useless costly restaurants and the rest of that malarkey
But unlike the fierce competition between the males there was no such thing with the Xaalimo's, they gave up after the man dropped the first exotic dish on her that she has never seen before, too embarrassed to drop her suugo oil stained inferior baasto and tooth destroying hilib she learned from her mum as an answer.
Each of these man has taught their new useless millennial diaspora wife's how to cook properly what they already knew but sucked at, while arming them with a dozen of other healthy dishes she has never even heard off.
It was so embarrassing that in the early days when we had group visits during events, the husband would cook and tell us privately not to mention this (because their wife's cooking was awful), lest we inadvertently expose this.
I have heard several cases were even the doqon useless types that was always fed by his mother received food poisoning on the first week of his marriage by his useless wife.
I also recall several cases were the marriage almost broke down because of this (the dude was a doqon) and the women went back to her mum to learn how to cook for him, because both had no clue. You also have the plentiful disgraced obese couples that feast on takeaways daily because the wife is inept and the doqon husband accepts this.
This public poll for the males should make this interesting, "are you able to cook better then your sisters" and if you have no sisters "better then your nearest single female relative"
I have 10 close friends that all lived alone for several years (some an entire decade) many of them in multiple foreign countries.
In such circumstances any decent man is forced to learn how to cook and gets better at it each year, only a select few debased idiots do takeaways and you can usually tell by their size and status who these qashin's are.
I recall before each of them got married a "come dine with me" competition used to break out between us on our visits to each other on who is the best cook and who can make the most variety of healthy dishes.
This same challenge was also used on several Xalimo's prior to marriage as a means of getting her indoors quick without triggering her Anti defence, while avoiding the useless costly restaurants and the rest of that malarkey
But unlike the fierce competition between the males there was no such thing with the Xaalimo's, they gave up after the man dropped the first exotic dish on her that she has never seen before, too embarrassed to drop her suugo oil stained inferior baasto and tooth destroying hilib she learned from her mum as an answer.
Each of these man has taught their new useless millennial diaspora wife's how to cook properly what they already knew but sucked at, while arming them with a dozen of other healthy dishes she has never even heard off.
It was so embarrassing that in the early days when we had group visits during events, the husband would cook and tell us privately not to mention this (because their wife's cooking was awful), lest we inadvertently expose this.
I have heard several cases were even the doqon useless types that was always fed by his mother received food poisoning on the first week of his marriage by his useless wife.
I also recall several cases were the marriage almost broke down because of this (the dude was a doqon) and the women went back to her mum to learn how to cook for him, because both had no clue. You also have the plentiful disgraced obese couples that feast on takeaways daily because the wife is inept and the doqon husband accepts this.
This public poll for the males should make this interesting, "are you able to cook better then your sisters" and if you have no sisters "better then your nearest single female relative"
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