Can you rap?

[Sheikh]

For some reason I like to rap in my free time.

So you do you guys have bars?

I can rap about anything.

 

[Yuna09]

Sheikh is a bum.

Always sucking man booty.

He never washes his tumm- y.

he eats Tums -antacid.

Word.

 

[Yuna09]

No, I cannot. I’m not a musical person.

 

[Sheikh]

Sheikh is a bum.

Always sucking man booty.

He never washes his tumm- y.

he eats Tums -antacid.

Word.

Naaya don't make your abo get his belt.

Or you will get dealt.

So eat your ice cream or it will melt.

 

[Yuna09]

Naaya don't make your abo get his belt.

wallahi im so funny

I want to be my own friend

 

[government]

@Sheikh and @Jennifer sitting in the tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby* in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance!

 

[Sheikh]

@Sheikh and @Jennifer sitting in the tree
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
First comes love.
Then comes marriage.
Then comes baby* in the baby carriage,
Sucking his thumb,
Wetting his pants,
Doing the hula, hula dance!

My brother @government you're drunk fam.

 

[government]

My brother @government you're drunk fam.

Astgfurallah I just came from taraweex. How is my rapping skills

 

[Sheikh]

Astgfurallah I just came from taraweex. How is my rapping skills

Mashallah you came from taraweex? I haven't even broke my fast yet. Your rapping skills are fam. You got bars for days. That rap was gold.

 

[Yuna09]

My brother @government you're drunk fam.

Man, how old are you? It’s a kiddy song. @government is also old, he said the millennial version. The new version is:

@Sheikh and @Knowles sitting in a tree
K i s s i n g
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a baby carriage
that's not all, that's not all
the baby’s drinking alcohol
that's not all, that's not all
the baby’s playing basketball

 

[government]

Mashallah you came from taraweex? I haven't even broke my fast yet. Your rapping skills are fam. You got bars for days. That rap was gold.

Where do you live California?

 

[Lil Resse]

im a legend #supasavage

 

[Sheikh]

Man, how old are you? It’s a kiddy song. @government is also old, he said the millennial version. The new version is:

@Sheikh and @Knowles sitting in a tree
K i s s i n g
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a baby in a baby carriage
that's not all, that's not all
the baby’s drinking alcohol
that's not all, that's not all
the baby’s playing basketball

I know it's a kiddy song.

But damn you really out here.

 

[Sheikh]

Where do you live California?

I live in Washington my brother. Where do you live? In the states right?

 

[Mckenzie]

Homeboy @Sheikh a proud Marehan
Giving dacwah to his followers by day
But chills at night with a beer can

He thinks he's the karbaash master
But when i give him the brute and bad
He'll convert to seek help from a pastor

Call me @Mckenzie the lyrical genius
My bars are so henious
The girls all hate you
cuh ya got a small penis

So finished imma put u on mute,
Ayoo @waraabe pass me the zoot

*drops mic*

 

[samaalewarrior]

What it do what it do
I’m the sickest get the flu
When I walk in they don’t know what to do

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[government]

I live in Washington my brother. Where do you live? In the states right?

Yeah I live In the DMV

 

[Yuna09]

@Mckenzie @SamaaleSoldier


Too much fire yall

 

[Yuna09]

Yeah I live In the DMV

Have you ever been shot by a Bantu?

 

[Sheikh]

Homeboy @Sheikh a proud Marehan
Giving dacwah to his followers by day
But chills at night with a beer can

He thinks he's the karbaash master
But when i give him the brute and bad
He'll convert to seek help from a pastor

Call me @Mckenzie the lyrical genius
My bars are so henious
The girls all hate you
cuh ya got a small penis

So finished imma put u on mute,
Ayoo @waraabe pass me the zoot

*drops mic*

Not bad sxb. Your rapping skills are on point. But the 4th verse is false.