bros how do i stop simping

[Viscount]

help

Advice: from a real OG, focus on yourself. You are a simp because your inexperienced, learn the rules behind society.

 

[GAZA]

interesting

Inject gorilla semen

 

[Boogie]

Inject gorilla semen

Bro u ok u say the most random shit

 

[Zoro]

help

Everyone has flaws. Keep something in the back of your mind like "everybody shits". Or read psychology books and apply what you learn to everyday life.

 

[gbrlax3]

help

1. Start working out.
2. Stop /masturbation.
3. Go on holiday and f*ck to your heart's content.

True maturity comes when you realize that every beautiful girl has a stinking wet hole in between her legs; she pisses, shits and has hair in weird places just like yourself. Once you realise and internalise this, you'll start judging girls on other attributes other than being inside them. You'll realize they're human just like yourself.

That is even better

 

[Shimbiris]

Go vegan trust me bro dead animals aren’t good for health

Eat phytoestrogens and deprive your body of all these nutrients and more:

Sounds like a fine strategy for upping testosterone, wallahi. Do yourself a favor gbrlax and never in your fucking Geeljire life waste time on pretending you're a herbivore. Bloody doctors with PHDs can't pull it off and end up looking like mummies and even rich actors who can hire skilled nutritionists fail again and again. It will fool you for a time as it can mimic a form of fasting depending on the form veganism you're practicing but fail you long-term when the nutritional deficiencies and antinutrients catch up with you..

Eat meat, be a strong Geeljire.

*kisses your shiny forehead, smacks aside the asparagus in your hand and hands you some liver and steak*
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[Xaruun]

I don’t get how people simp. It sounds like effort man.

1. Start working out.
2. Stop /masturbation.
3. Go on holiday and f*ck to your heart's content.

True maturity comes when you realize that every beautiful girl has a stinking wet hole in between her legs; she pisses, shits and has hair in weird places just like yourself. Once you realise and internalise this, you'll start judging girls on other attributes other than being inside them. You'll realize they're human just like yourself.

You don’t even need to do step 3. You merely need to realise that women are just people with vaginas.

 

[Boogie]

 

[Rooble44]

I don’t get how people simp. It sounds like effort man.

You don’t even need to do step 3. You merely need to realise that women are just people with vaginas.

How do you realize without the practical aspect of it? Some of these people have been psychologically fucked that you need some deep practical shit to unfuck their brains.

 

[Xaruun]

How do you realize without the practical aspect of it? Some of these people have been psychologically fucked that you need some deep practical shit to unfuck their brains.

Your method is haram tho. Also you’re saying they need to pump and dump es like it’s nothing, but if he’s a simp won’t he just catch feelings for the women he fucks?

 

[Rooble44]

Your method is haram tho. Also you’re saying they need to pump and dump b*tches like it’s nothing, but if he’s a simp won’t he just catch feelings for the women he fucks?

I agree it's haraam, but with that said, some girls wanna be pumped and dumped. Not to mention the girls he will pump aren't local girls he might see again and again, feelings are caught when you keep bumping into a person, hence why I suggested going on holiday. I went on a f*ck spree in Sweden, on my 18th birthday, worked for me.

 

[Boogie]

I agree it's haraam, but with that said, some girls wanna be pumped and dumped. Not to mention the girls he will pump aren't local girls he might see again and again, feelings are caught when you keep bumping into a person, hence why I suggested going on holiday. I went on a f*ck spree in Sweden, on my 18th birthday, worked for me.

STD??

 

[Rooble44]

STD??

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[Boogie]

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I am young so I'm gonna chase the bag