British Somalis, get out of the UK while you still can!

[Hilaac]

Masha'Allah You are clearly capable. A good refugee resettlement plan, a few years in a first world country and you'll fit right in. I'm sure nobody will be able to tell your British.

I'll need to practise the American accent they seem to speak with that in the rest of Europe.

 

[SuldaanGuled]

Yaa kuu diidey dee

hurdada ayaa ila tagtay, sadax daqiiqo ka dhiman salaada fajr baan soo toosay

 

[SuldaanGuled]

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War inaanta ii dhaaf baan ku iridhi

 

[dhegdheer]

t t t

@dhegdheer hvor er du ? du blir massakert her åsssssssssssssssss

Looool I don't take @Steamdevolopment seriously tbh

She's a pathological liar who fabricated an entire internet persona, everything from her career to bf is fake
Even her memes are stale as f*ck You're only suppose to meme someone if there's a bit of truth in it, like she hasn't even explained why I'm a criminal kkkkkkkkkk the reason why she calls me a norsk flygtning is because she's one herself, even you thought she was Norwegian for a minute

Nej, jeg er ikke en norsk flygtning ligesom @dhegdheer. Han flygtede til Storbritannien som kriminel.

Jeg er fra det yndige land, som er Frejas sal

Rød grød med fløde - Say that and don't break your tongue

Af jabjab strikes again For future references hun is used for females and han for males, good luck with ur DSOL classes sxb

 

[dhegdheer]

@dhegdheer atleast we have another home when it all goes to shit in the UK eh

Remember that thread from the other day? lol we'll be the first ones to bounce while @Duke of Bohol can stay stuck in Baghdad

 

[Raamsade]

Or simply disavow Islamic dogma. Simple solution!

Jihad is destroying your ancestral land today (there are weekly suicide bombings in Xamar).

Jihad is destroying your adopted lands.

When will you destroy Jihad?

 

[Steamdevolopment]

Looool I don't take @Steamdevolopment seriously tbh

She's a pathological liar who fabricated an entire internet persona, everything from her career to bf is fake
Even her memes are stale as f*ck You're only suppose to meme someone if there's a bit of truth in it, like she hasn't even explained why I'm a criminal kkkkkkkkkk the reason why she calls me a norsk flygtning is because she's one herself, even you thought she was Norwegian for a minute



Af jabjab strikes again For future references hun is used for females and han for males, good luck with ur DSOL classes sxb

That was a conscious choice, you are more of a man than 99 % of the men here


I've heard about taber manden who works in retail all his life but never the taber kvinden


I've long surpassed DSOL classes but one day, when you need kontanthjælp after Brexit you should probably retake them They have made something called starthjælp for people like you

 

[Don]

https://boingboing.net/2017/06/04/theresa-may-king-canute.html

wtf is this shit?

Do you fear them? But Allah has more right that you should fear Him, if you are [truly] believers. {9:13}

Do not run to the voting shirk booth out of fear O' Muslim and fear Allah.

 

[dhegdheer]

That was a conscious choice, you are more of a man than 99 % of the men here


I've heard about taber manden who works in retail all his life but never the taber kvinden


I've long surpassed DSOL classes but one day, when you need kontanthjælp after Brexit you should probably retake them They have made something called starthjælp for people like you

It's ok abayo you can ask for help if you're unsure about something, there's no need to front. I'm glad you know the distinction between mand and kvinde but for future reference anything female related can also refer to pige, froeken, dame would you like the male equivalent as well?

If you ever decide to hop on discord I can help you out with you accent

You seem very familiar with starthjaelp it's that good you are getting support

I've heard about taber manden who works in retail all his life but never the taber kvinden

So you work in retail

As long as it's something you enjoy sis, do you

 

[Nightline Kid]

I think something similar pops up if you type: Somali oo

 

[Apollo]

I'll need to practise the American accent they seem to speak with that in the rest of Europe.

They don't have American accents at all, only thing in common is that they pronounce the R at the end.

 

[Kaleel]

Nonsense.

 

[Apollo]

Nonsense.

Your forum will be shutdown for UK hate speech law violations.

 

[Bohol]

Remember that thread from the other day? lol we'll be the first ones to bounce while @Duke of Bohol can stay stuck in Baghdad

It is not like you will sponsor me to Denmark (you hate me). I will settle for sunny Spain if this happens.

 

[Dino]

If you are a somali and a muslim and you have a chance to leave the uk for greener lands, take ir with both hands.

There is nothing worth living for in the UK. Just grab your opportunities and then hit the road

 

[Hilaac]

They don't have American accents at all, only thing in common is that they pronounce the R at the end.

Admittedly not in France and Germany.

But in North Europe (Scandinavia &a Netherlands), that's the case.

 

[Prince of Lasanod]

 

[yas/London]

Jeremy Corbyn if you're elected I'll finally apply for university, I've been off education for 2 years now.

Babe 24 Hrs to go! Can you Vote? I'm only asking because of Brexit, Some somalis don't care! Teresa May stopped the Khat she is our Friend, well the Gremlin is going to send us all back.

Sadiq Khan I felt so sorry for him Today defending the Muslim community, the Man looked like he hadn't slept in a week poor sod.

All Hijabis learn MMA I told all of my Sister, it's not a joke learn to defend yourselves.

You better Vote!!

Ayeeyo is going to Sleep. Xx

 

[Reign]

Babe 24 Hrs to go! Can you Vote? I'm only asking because of Brexit, Some somalis don't care! Teresa May stopped the Khat she is our Friend, well the Gremlin is going to send us all back.

Sadiq Khan I felt so sorry for him Today defending the Muslim community, the Man looked like he hadn't slept in a week poor sod.

All Hijabis learn MMA I told all of my Sister, it's not a joke learn to defend yourselves.

You better Vote!!

Ayeeyo is going to Sleep. Xx

Who are you voting for?

 

[yas/London]

Who are you voting for?

Labour of course! I was joking about Ukip, however watch the polls..
Ayeeyo predict everything never underestimate the power of Moi I'm pyschic.