Biggest whooping you ever got?

[NotMyL]

I don’t know I can’t think of the worst one I think they were all the same and I’ve always been a good child so none were that bad that I remember. I remember the last time my mum hit me tho it was 2 years ago

We were in Africa and the electricity went off so it was dark. She was touching things trying to see where to go and she ended up touching my breasts and I said nothing because I knew it was her. She touched my breasts again like twice after that and I still said nothing.
She then asked me if she was touching my breasts and I said yes so she slapped me very hard (Idk how she accurately found my face in the dark) said I should have screamed or jumped when my breasts were touched because it could have been a man (even though we were the only people in the room) and said that I could have been a hoe because I don’t care if men were touching my breasts

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

I was playing outside late around 7pm (5 years old ), it was dark. My dad tells me to come inside. I had a feeling I was in trouble, so dad takes to me the room throws me on the ground and puts his legs on my neck and grabs my arm stretching it. I'm super scared because it's my first ever beating, he gets a stick and hits it on my legs and back. I thought I was going to get murdered that night , so I pissed in my pants

 

[Mahacagalla]

I was playing outside late around 7pm (5 years old ), it was dark. My dad tells me to come inside. I had a feeling I was in trouble, so dad takes to me the room throws me on the ground and puts his legs on my neck and grabs my arm stretching it. I'm super scared because it's my first ever beating, he gets a stick and hits it on my legs and back. I thought I was going to get murdered that night , so I pissed in my pants

Gawddamn what did you do?

 

[Mahacagalla]

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[ThreeTwentyOne]

and said that I could have been a hoe because I don’t care if men were touching my breasts

I've heard this coming from my aunt to my cousin while visiting them. My cousin (who is 8 btw) is apparently a heavy sleeper and I guess my aunt was "testing" her to see if she'd react to having her breasts touched while she was asleep.

Guess what? She still slept. My aunt was PISSED. I remember thinking "weird Somali shenanigans I wont understand" when it happened.

 

[Yukon_Niner]

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I remember when I was a kid and my dad was giving beatings to someone else he'd just beat every kid in the surrounding area. Actually I take it back because it was only me, there are still times I sit there thinking "what the f*ck did I do, all I did was sat there!"

A while later I learnt to just hide

 

[Halimo-2018]

I remember when I was 16 I had this girl over at my house (nothing haram happened I hate how yall always assume that) and when she was leavimg she left her bag in my room

I went through it because I was hella snoopy and I saw a strap inside the bag I started freaking out so I put it in my drawer

I told the girl to come right now and take her shit and she was like "I can't can you just give me my bag tmrw at school"

I was like aight whatever so I went to sleep and I wake up the next morning and go to the kitchen to get some food

I see my hooyo sitting with the strap and she was like what did you bring into my house

I told her its a bb gun thats meant to look real so she tells me come closer and I go

She puts the habbad to my neck and says "If its fake I can pull the trigger and nothing will happen right?"

She counts down to 3 before she pulls it and I tap out and say its real

She was whooping my ass the whole day and made me do all the chores. I felt like a slave

I bring the bag with the strap in it to school the next day and start yelling at this shawty and asking her why she got a strap

She says "its not real its a bb gun" and she shoots it into the air one time and a pellet pops out

I almost lost the whole plot that day

Ok somehow i totally mistook strap for something else i was so embarrassed and scared for you i was calmed when i realize it was a gun lol i just finished watching a lesbian explaining her life style thats why lol it was hilarious . i need to log off ahaha ..Good night folks!


Heres the video for those who are curious: its hilarious

 

[Calaf]

I was residing in my cousins house during holidays. They were playing on the Playstation and I was revising. Their mother comes and gets a silig and starts whooping their ass for some reason. She looks at me revising and just gave me 12 lashes for no reason. I was baffled and upset, so I told my parents about it. She must have overheard me talking and comes in and whislt talking, gives me a\beating. My own parents was shocked. I never got beaten as intense as that 1 week i was residing with them.

 

[J-Rasta]

I was 10 years old , I saw my brother's rifle laying on the floor a mini PK sub machine gun he was asleep some thing he never done he was always stashing his weapons somewhere
Out of curiosity I sneak and took his rifle went outside and grouped with other kids they also smuggled out pistols and aks outside their homes while their parents were busy chewing

We wanted to isbaaro and confront our neighborhood bullies (heavily armed 12 year olds and part of a rival militia)

We did shoot at random strangers intimidate them and took their stuff
Stopping donkey carts cars and buses
We made about 500 dollars worth alot
at that time

Then we shot at a speeding technical driving towards us
Riddled it with bullets , smoke came out of that car but I was still shooting the rifle got jammed and stuck the other boys panicked and ran and said " war na keena meesha naga wad inteysan na qarxinin "
Machine gunners chased us wlahi
I had to duck and hide

Then I saw my brother and his militia driving in armored truck they blew up the machine gunners with RPG
They looked at us with death stare
Yelling at us

At this moment I knew I fucked up

I remember he grabbed me by ear dragged us back home beat the shit out out of us with his belt

I was grounded for months and sent to baadiyo

 

[TekNiKo]

When I was 16 I was back home and I stole my father'S AK47 in the middle of the night and he wasnt home, I put on a camoflauge and some sunglasses and started flagging down cars and demanding them to give me money, I just wanted to do it for fun. When I did it for like 5 cars I sneaked back in the house and shot a single shot in the air, I quickly put back the AK in my fathers room. When he came back in the morning he startled me by waking me up with a huge sticck and beat my ass and said "waryaa xabada inaan tirsanayn ma u maleeyda so kac duliyahow maxaa uu riday qoriga" he then pistol whipped me with the AK


Somalia good times wallahi