Biggest whooping you ever got?

[Shmurda]

I remember when I was 16 I had this girl over at my house (nothing haram happened I hate how yall always assume that) and when she was leavimg she left her bag in my room

I went through it because I was hella snoopy and I saw a strap inside the bag I started freaking out so I put it in my drawer

I told the girl to come right now and take her shit and she was like "I can't can you just give me my bag tmrw at school"

I was like aight whatever so I went to sleep and I wake up the next morning and go to the kitchen to get some food

I see my hooyo sitting with the strap and she was like what did you bring into my house

I told her its a bb gun thats meant to look real so she tells me come closer and I go

She puts the habbad to my neck and says "If its fake I can pull the trigger and nothing will happen right?"

She counts down to 3 before she pulls it and I tap out and say its real

She was whooping my ass the whole day and made me do all the chores. I felt like a slave

I bring the bag with the strap in it to school the next day and start yelling at this shawty and asking her why she got a strap

She says "its not real its a bb gun" and she shoots it into the air one time and a pellet pops out

I almost lost the whole plot that day

 

[Furioso]

Either the time a macalin beat me up with a stick or when my mother stomped all over my body.

 

[babooshke]

I remember when I was 16 I had this girl over at my house (nothing haram happened I hate how yall always assume that) and when she was leavimg she left her bag in my room

I went through it because I was hella snoopy and I saw a strap inside the bag I started freaking out so I put it in my drawer

I told the girl to come right now and take her shit and she was like "I can't can you just give me my bag tmrw at school"

I was like aight whatever so I went to sleep and I wake up the next morning and go to the kitchen to get some food

I see my hooyo sitting with the strap and she was like what did you bring into my house

I told her its a bb gun thats meant to look real so she tells me come closer and I go

She puts the habbad to my neck and says "If its fake I can pull the trigger and nothing will happen right?"

She counts down to 3 before she pulls it and I tap out and say its real

She was whooping my ass the whole day and made me do all the chores. I felt like a slave

I bring the bag with the strap in it to school the next day and start yelling at this shawty and asking her why she got a strap

She says "its not real its a bb gun" and she shoots it into the air one time and a pellet pops out

I almost lost the whole plot that day

your hooyo is crazy

 

[land owner]

She puts the habbad to my neck and says "If its fake I can pull the trigger and nothing will happen right?"

Damn was she listening to this song by any chance?

 

[Exodus]

When I went to Paris for 3 days with my friends while telling my parents I was on a school camping trip

 

[Guure]

Damn was she listening to this song by any chance?

That shit sucks

 

[Macalin M]

That shit was funny hahaha. Hooyo really with the shit. She’s a gangster kkk

 

[Macalin M]

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[ThreeTwentyOne]

I remember trying to get my ball down from someones balcony by.... throwing rocks at the ball... I was fucking stupid as a kid and I ended up shattering their entire goddamn window. My mom picks me up from the security station and when we got home, she starts throwing coat hangers at me like they were some sort of darts.

That was my worst ass whoopin. Other than that I was a pretty chill and quiet kid.

 

[beenleey]

I don’t know I can’t think of the worst one I think they were all the same and I’ve always been a good child so none were that bad that I remember. I remember the last time my mum hit me tho it was 2 years ago

We were in Africa and the electricity went off so it was dark. She was touching things trying to see where to go and she ended up touching my breasts and I said nothing because I knew it was her. She touched my breasts again like twice after that and I still said nothing.
She then asked me if she was touching my breasts and I said yes so she slapped me very hard (Idk how she accurately found my face in the dark) said I should have screamed or jumped when my breasts were touched because it could have been a man (even though we were the only people in the room) and said that I could have been a hoe because I don’t care if men were touching my breasts

 

[Macalin M]

I don’t know I can’t think of the worst one I think they were all the same and I’ve always been a good child so none were that bad that I remember. I remember the last time my mum hit me tho it was 2 years ago

We were in Africa and the electricity went off so it was dark. She was touching things trying to see where to go and she ended up touching my breasts and I said nothing because I knew it was her. She touched my breasts again like twice after that and I still said nothing.
She then asked me if she was touching my breasts and I said yes so she slapped me very hard (Idk how she accurately found my face in the dark) said I should have screamed or jumped when my breasts were touched because it could have been a man (even though we were the only people in the room) and said that I could have been a hoe because I don’t care if men were touching my breasts

You never know, @Samaalic Era could have made his way into the room kkkkkkkkk

 

[P4$t0]

My Hooyo threw a whole digsi at me once it after I asked her if I could go to PROM. It was the best ass whooping anyone could ever receive from their mom.

 

[Furioso]

My Hooyo threw a whole digsi at me once it after I asked her if I could go to PROM. It was the best ass whooping anyone could ever receive from their mom.

I remember the look my mother gave me when I asked if I could get my hair done and go to homecoming. I was scared for my life. Thankfully, she didn’t stomp on me then.

 

[P4$t0]

I remember the look my mother gave me when I asked if I could get my hair done and go to homecoming. I was scared for my life. Thankfully, she didn’t stomp on me then.

It's not my job to parent you but......

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[P4$t0]

In what way? Be more specific.

It is your Mom's job to karbaash the inner degenerate/saqjaamad out of you.

Later that night when my Mom threw the digsi at me I realized the day my Mom dies is the day I will realize I lost something more valuable than gold.


Excuse me, I gotta go make dua to Allah, so he can send Baraaka for my Mom.

 

[Shmurda]

It is your Mom's job to karbaash the inner degenerate/saqjaamad out of you.

Later that night when my Mom threw the digsi at me I realized the day my Mom dies is the day I will realize I lost something more valuable than gold.


Excuse me, I gotta go make dua to Allah, so he can send Baraaka for my Mom.

Her dukes stomped her out leaving her like a carpet styll ion understand what more u want them to do

 

[Furioso]

It's not my job to parent you but......

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Do you want me to burn alive? Wow, I remember that you were the first to welcome me on this site. Now, you’re praying for my death.

 

[P4$t0]

Her dukes stomped her out leaving her like a carpet styll ion understand what more u want them to do

@Furioso When you say "Thankfully, she didn't stomp on me then." meaning you've been stomped on before.

For getting stomped and being used as a carpet by your parent I can only deduce that you are birul-walidan and that you are deserving of dua.

Do you want me to burn alive? Wow, I remember that you were the first to welcome me on this site. Now, you’re praying for my death.

Funny story about burning, This one time I said some profanity in front of my Ayeeyo before (it was in English, I didn't think she would understand.) She proceeded to grab a fork and heat it over the kitchen stove until it was searing red near white hot. She added basbaas for extra effect. She pulled my face toward the basbaas filled red hot fork threatening to jab it into my eye. She said "Car, mardambe yaan na araygaas afkaga kaa maqlin!" From then on, I never said a bad word around her ever again to this day! May god bless my Ayeeyo!

 

[Furioso]

@Furioso When you say "Thankfully, she didn't stomp on me then." meaning you've been stomped on before.

For getting stomped and being used as a carpet by your parent I can only deduce that you are birul-walidan and that you are deserving of dua.



Funny story about burning, This one time I said some profanity in front of my Ayeeyo before (it was in English, I didn't think she would understand.) She proceeded to grab a fork and heat it over the kitchen stove until it was searing red near white hot. She added basbaas for extra effect. She pulled my face toward the basbaas filled red hot fork threatening to jab it into my eye. She said "Car, Mardambe yaan na araaygaas afkaga kaa maqlin!" From then on, I never said a bad word around her ever again to this day!

My grandmother always threatened me when I was younger by saying that she would pour bisbaas in my butt. The women in my family are terrifying.

 

[Timo Jareer and proud]

I once tried turning my R on a test (a F in Ontario) to a A when i gave it to my hoyo back in elementary school. She looked at it, said mashallah, then preceded to beat my ass. I was confusion as my third grade mind thought i had come up with a master plan until she started yelling, "do you think of me as a fool?!" ಠ_ಠ