As a Somali Atheist/Non-Believer

[Eisenstein]

@Eisenstein
Looooool
I can't stop laughing
(dhibijo )
Say wallahi folks will not understand

Somali language is bliss that never cease to amaze me

"Dhibiijo"

100% it will go over majority of people's heads...

I'm glad you appreciate it, though! I'm impressed!

 

[Magool]

@4head
It's ok
If you integrate and don't disclosure what are your beliefs.
Anyways,
Akhi
Your qabil will brotect you

 

[Aziz]

Should I go to Somalia and settle there? Having a family and a business? Because it's too dangerous for the average muslim Faraax. So being a Non-Believer is a death penalty over there.

I think all Somali atheists should move back home if they can tolerate two things:

1. Praying. In my opinion that shouldn't be too hard if you think of it as a quick exercise which your body needs anyway.

2. Fasting. Yet another thing that is beneficial health wise so long as you do not fill yourself with all the unhealthy food they eat so late in the evening. Just eat a reasonable amount.

PS: Don't get married to a religious halimo or she will wake you up for prayers all the time and if she does do not punch her in the face under any circumstances. And when idiots tell you that the mountains keep the flat earth stable, always agree with them or you might face a firing squad. Good luck sxb.

And this goes without saying but do not tell your mother you are an atheist or she might faint and never wake up. Good luck again sxb.

 

[4head]

I think all Somali atheists should move back home if they can tolerate two things:

1. Praying. In my opinion that shouldn't be too hard if you think of it as a quick exercise which your body needs anyway.

2. Fasting. Yet another thing that is beneficial health wise so long as you do not fill yourself with all the unhealthy food they eat so late in the evening. Just eat a reasonable amount.

PS: Don't get married to a religious halimo or she will wake you up for prayers all the time and if she does do not punch her in the face under any circumstances. And when idiots tell you that the mountains keep the flat earth stable, always agree with them or you might face a firing squad. Good luck sxb.

And this goes without saying but do not tell your mother you are an atheist or she might faint and never wake up. Good luck again sxb.

Nice points. I can fast, i started a new diet i'm fasting now! But praying...It feels wrong. But yes, i won't marry a religious Halimo, i don't want to waste her time and mine as well.

 

[Aziz]

Nice points. I can fast, i started a new diet i'm fasting now! But praying...It feels wrong. But yes, i won't marry a religious Halimo, i don't want to waste her time and mine as well.

You are a good man. Keep it that way. As a Somali i think it is below me to pray to an Arab god as well. It is wrong on so many levels.

 

[Suldaanka]

He already answered his question.
Useless propaganda. As for your tribe isaaq . Wa dad nasab. Once they find out macsalam

 

[CanIDimo]

Should I go to Somalia and settle there? Having a family and a business? Because it's too dangerous for the average muslim Faraax. So being a Non-Believer is a death penalty over there.

if ur talking xarmar
don't go, don't play urself.
that place is a warzone. suicide bombings everyday
even the president isn't safe let alone the average citizen
farmaajo never leave his one bedroom apartment with guantanamo bay type security from uganda and ethiopia watching over him

 

[BDF-3299]

And this goes without saying but do not tell your mother you are an atheist or she might faint and never wake up. Good luck again sxb.

Seriously though I plan on telling my family I don't believe In sky god and his messengers, is it a likely hood my mum might faint. Hate me I'm positive.

 

[LoveandLight]

Should I go to Somalia and settle there? Having a family and a business? Because it's too dangerous for the average muslim Faraax. So being a Non-Believer is a death penalty over there.

Are you fuckin' Crazy. Do NOT go there, as it is going to hell in a Gari Gacan! Also, Do Not go to any EY-raab countries.

Do Not tell people of your disbelief! It could Dangerous.

Stay Safe.

Love

 

[4head]

Are you fuckin' Crazy. Do NOT go there, as it is going to hell in a Gari Gacan! Also, Do Not go to any EY-raab countries.

Do Not tell people of your disbelief! It could Dangerous.

Stay Safe.

Love

Thank you