As a Somali Atheist/Non-Believer

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I mean, if you don't have Muslims living in your house to see you not praying or fasting, I think you'll be alright. You just can't announce it to all the people walking down the street lol.
 
This doesn't feel right.

The OP said he's a Somali atheist and everyone is giving advise being nice liberals and all.

Feels weird if you ask me.
 

Crow

Make Hobyo Great Again
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:leon:Oh shit

This the first time I seen crow respond peacefully to a non Muslim.

Warya @AussieHustler maybe you won’t receive any death threats from him anymore
I make an exception for @4head because I know that he's a good person. I have faith in him.

As for the other one, I will make a stop in Melbourne and deal with him on my way to Somalia next year. I've collected all of the information that I need from his nearly 7,000 posts. I'll be seeing you @AussieHustler.
:mjpls:
 
I make an exception for @4head because I know that he's a good person. I have faith in him.

As for the other one, I will make a stop in Melbourne and deal with him on my way to Somalia next year. I've collected all of the information that I need from his nearly 7,000 posts. I'll be seeing you @AussieHustler.
:mjpls:
The fact that you'll be on your way to Somalia makes this ominous somehow.
 

Ramen

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Warya
I saw that qashin rating you gave me

take it BACK

uff

I actually gave you a very good advice laakin you want to be ungrateful and qashin rate my post.

:leon::obama:
 
:leon:Oh shit

This the first time I seen crow respond peacefully to a non Muslim.

Warya @AussieHustler maybe you won’t receive any death threats from him anymore

@Jake from State Farm

Sxb, Crow has buufis and when he is on meds, he behaves better than Eeddo Basra. He’s harmless.

@4head

Two things;

Somalia is not for you, it’s for the ruthless kind of guy who’s desensitised from human suffering and oppression of others. If you care about people and are passionate about children, never go back to live in Somalia.

In case you decide to settle in that cursed place, remember that people love their tribe, clan and sub clan more than anything else including their clan-enclave, country and religion. Never advertise your lack of faith and if you get in trouble, your tribal ilk will protect you and especially if they hail from Puntland and Somaliland. To them, you are more important than religion. Disregard these guys here.
 

4head

The one and only 4head
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@Jake from State Farm

Sxb, Crow has buufis and when he is on meds, he behaves better than Eeddo Basra. He’s harmless.

@4head

Two things;

Somalia is not for you, it’s for the ruthless kind of guy who’s desensitised from human suffering and oppression of others. If you care about people and are passionate about children, never go back to live in Somalia.

In case you decide to settle in that cursed place, people love their tribe, clan and sub clan more than anything else including their clan-enclave, country and religion. Never advertise your lack of faith and if you get in trouble, your tribal ilk will protect you and especially if they hail from Puntland and Somaliland. To them, you are more important than religion. Disregard these guys here.

How powerful is the Issaq Clan?
 
Should I go to Somalia and settle there? Having a family and a business? Because it's too dangerous for the average muslim Faraax. So being a Non-Believer is a death penalty over there.
Breh, you had to say atheist AND non believer. WE GET IT.
Youre a non believer who dont believe in anything-kanye
 

Kratos

Sonder
Forget about moving to Somalia sxb. Focus on finding yourself a non-believing Xaliimo who will birth you 10+ children. We need to outbreed these Muslims. Inshallah when our numbers grow large we will spread atheistic dawah and secularise our nation. We are too langaab atm, we need protection. Otherwise they will just :gunsmiley::gunsmiley::gunsmiley:
 
Forget about moving to Somalia sxb. Focus on finding yourself a non-believing Xaliimo who will birth you 10+ children. We need to outbreed these Muslims. Inshallah when our numbers grow large we will spread atheistic dawah and secularise our nation. We are too langaab atm, we need protection. Otherwise they will just :gunsmiley::gunsmiley::gunsmiley:
This is too good! :icon lol: :icon mrgreen::gunsmiley:
 

YourBroMoe

Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー
Makes no logical sense to go to Somalia as a non-Muslim. Islam is deeply intertwined to the culture fam.
 

4head

The one and only 4head
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Forget about moving to Somalia sxb. Focus on finding yourself a non-believing Xaliimo who will birth you 10+ children. We need to outbreed these Muslims. Inshallah when our numbers grow large we will spread atheistic dawah and secularise our nation. We are too langaab atm, we need protection. Otherwise they will just :gunsmiley::gunsmiley::gunsmiley:

:drakelaugh::drakelaugh:
We should create a new Clan, full of atheists and Non-Believers :ahh: :russ:
 

Kratos

Sonder
:drakelaugh::drakelaugh:
We should create a new Clan, full of atheists and Non-Believers :ahh: :russ:
Gaaljecel would be a perfect name, too bad it's already taken. We will call ourselves Habr diin la'aan and we will claim mythical descent from Sheikh Christopher Eric ibn Hitchens and Sheikhad Ayan bint Hirsi Ali; a modern day gaal version of the Donbira and Sheikh Darood mythical love story. We will take over gaalkacyo, rename it to gaaljoog and make it our capital :fittytousand:

Insha-waaq, wa biwaaqi towfiiq
 

4head

The one and only 4head
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Gaaljecel would be a perfect name, too bad it's already taken. We will call ourselves Habr diin la'aan and we will claim mythical descent from Sheikh Christopher Eric ibn Hitchens and Sheikhad Ayan bint Hirsi Ali; a modern day gaal version of the Donbira and Sheikh Darood mythical love story. We will take over gaalkacyo, rename it to gaaljoog and make it our capital :fittytousand:

Insha-waaq, wa biwaaqi towfiiq

Insha-waaq, walal. We shall convert those muslims. Or else, they'll perish.
 
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