Grigori Rasputin
Former Somali Minister of Mismanagement & Misinfo.
Staff Member
Wariyaha SomaliSpot
AFTER a long drawn observing the ex cab driver government I’ve staged a coup with @4head.
My government announces a government of action with 10 year plan. We intend to move the country forward.
I announce the decree that bans qabilism and outward religion anywhere in government institutions.
I announce the recognition of Israel
The legalization of prostitution
The legalization of alcohol and marijuana ( it’ll enlighten us)
I call the euthanization if anyone older than 55
I hereby announce the importation of 30k female Chechen, Bosnian and Tatars into the country
I decree the unnecessary attending of gov officials of any conferences until we return our country to normalcy.
Here’s my government:
@4head The Minister of psychological warfare/propaganda
@sigmund the minister of Hennessy and the proliferation of alcohol
@Bohol the minister of education, atheism and Europonization
@TheShinning Minister of Ayuuto, tax collection
@Reiko minister of providing me with you pregnant Xaliimo gazelles on a daily basis
@Suldaanka minister of infrastructure
@embarassing minister of putting trial of ex government officials
@TekNiKo minister of execution
@MSGA minister of changing Somali cities names to Western scientific discoverers
@AussieHustler minister of oil, moving Somalia away from the camel, introducing eating seafood
My government announces a government of action with 10 year plan. We intend to move the country forward.
I announce the decree that bans qabilism and outward religion anywhere in government institutions.
I announce the recognition of Israel
The legalization of prostitution
The legalization of alcohol and marijuana ( it’ll enlighten us)
I call the euthanization if anyone older than 55
I hereby announce the importation of 30k female Chechen, Bosnian and Tatars into the country
I decree the unnecessary attending of gov officials of any conferences until we return our country to normalcy.
Here’s my government:
@4head The Minister of psychological warfare/propaganda
@sigmund the minister of Hennessy and the proliferation of alcohol
@Bohol the minister of education, atheism and Europonization
@TheShinning Minister of Ayuuto, tax collection
@Reiko minister of providing me with you pregnant Xaliimo gazelles on a daily basis
@Suldaanka minister of infrastructure
@embarassing minister of putting trial of ex government officials
@TekNiKo minister of execution
@MSGA minister of changing Somali cities names to Western scientific discoverers
@AussieHustler minister of oil, moving Somalia away from the camel, introducing eating seafood