AFTER SEEING THE incompetency of Somalia gov I’ve staged a COUP

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  1. R.Kelly

    R.Kelly We'll know who's sane or insane in the future Patient Zero VIP

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    AFTER a long drawn observing the ex cab driver government I’ve staged a coup with @4head.

    My government announces a government of action with 10 year plan. We intend to move the country forward.

    I announce the decree that bans qabilism and outward religion anywhere in government institutions.

    I announce the recognition of Israel

    The legalization of prostitution

    The legalization of alcohol and marijuana ( it’ll enlighten us)

    I call the euthanization if anyone older than 55

    I hereby announce the importation of 30k female Chechen, Bosnian and Tatars into the country

    I decree the unnecessary attending of gov officials of any conferences until we return our country to normalcy.

    Here’s my government:

    @4head The Minister of psychological warfare/propaganda

    @sigmund the minister of Hennessy and the proliferation of alcohol

    @Bohol the minister of education, atheism and Europonization

    @TheShinning Minister of Ayuuto, tax collection

    @Reiko minister of providing me with you pregnant Xaliimo gazelles on a daily basis

    @Suldaanka minister of infrastructure

    @embarassing minister of putting trial of ex government officials

    @TekNiKo minister of execution

    @MSGA minister of changing Somali cities names to Western scientific discoverers

    @AussieHustler minister of oil, moving Somalia away from the camel, introducing eating seafood
     
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  2. Suldaanka

    Suldaanka

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    I Have resigned my position.

    Too many Kaffirs for me to work with
     
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  3. kickz

    kickz Engineer of Qandala

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    Do it in style and start a fight in parliament

    [​IMG]
     
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  4. MSGA

    MSGA Puntland Independence Movement

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    yaab.PNG What kind of useless ministry is this
     
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  5. TheShinning

    TheShinning "You are your best thing"

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    Me running away with your money upload_2019-3-22_15-58-33.gif
     
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  6. 4head

    4head The one and only 4head

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    I will promise that Somalia will be the next Turkey, without the Kebab. We will have a great minister of Propaganda.
     
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  7. Basra

    Basra Like Donald Trump, I like to be Spanked. VIP

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  8. kickz

    kickz Engineer of Qandala

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    [​IMG]So just like everyother current politician
     
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  9. TheShinning

    TheShinning "You are your best thing"

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    What can I say, it runs in my blood :yacadiim:
     
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  10. Mehmet

    Mehmet

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    Loool like hawiyez will allow that to happen n be lead an mj ever again
     
  11. A_A

    A_A Islamic Fanfiction Writer

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    Can I be the Minister of Cats walaalo pls
     
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  12. FUTURE2050

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  13. Ugaaso

    Ugaaso FaceedKaroon

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    I want nothing less than the VP position.


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  14. Yaquub

    Yaquub

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    I agree with nothing except the importing of Bosnian women.

    I think I should be president. And @Molotoff will provide me my concubines.

    :browtf:
     
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