A question for Somali men

[Muji]

Wallahi I can cook, how u think I been living?

Not everyone can live off the dollar menu :siilaanyolaugh:

What a xasid you can add an extra portion and cook for both of us but you would rather prove a point. Smh.

 

[Lostbox]

I would teach them how to cook it not that difficult if your willing to put in time.

 

[Muji]

If she cant Cook ill teach her it aint that hard besides Somali food isnt that very healthy let alone nutrious

Mercury and @Lostbox the xalimo can’t cook and won’t cook. Some women don’t wanna cook.

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

Wtf is this wallahi these millennials have lost it kullaha "a woman that cooks" back in my day that wouldn't even be a question

Of course I'd choose a virgin, woman my age are used more than a car

 

[Muji]

Wtf is this wallahi these millennials have lost it kullaha "a woman that cooks" back in my day that wouldn't even be a question

Of course I'd choose a virgin woman my age are used more than a car

So you’ve chosen the virgin, what are you going to eat?
Can you cook?

 

[Abkaal]

we all know Somali men are not very useful when it comes to cooking or cleaning after themselves. Hence why they make such a big fuss about a woman who can cook. But they also demand virgins despite not being one themselves.

So I wonder, given the choice would you marry a virgin or a xalimo who can cook.

@Cognitivedissonance a xalimo from the jungle is not an option.

It is always the non virgins that cry about men or women wanting a virgin person hence why they sometimes come with bullshit.

If you are a virgin you don't have to worry about anything, but if you are not As Allah told us in the Quran: The fornicator does not marry except a [female] fornicator or polytheist, and none marries her except a fornicator or a polytheist, and that has been made unlawful to the believers. Quran 24:3

i don't mind the cooking part, cooking is something which can be mastered.

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

So you’ve chosen the virgin, what are you going to eat?
Can you cook?

I'm gonna be eating her punani

 

[Muji]

It is always the non virgins that cry about men or women wanting a virgin person hence why they sometimes come with bullshit.

If you are a virgin you don't have to worry about anything, but if you are not As Allah told us in the Quran: The fornicator does not marry except a [female] fornicator or polytheist, and none marries her except a fornicator or a polytheist, and that has been made unlawful to the believers. Quran 24:3

i don't mind the cooking part, cooking is something which can be mastered.

1. This isn’t about me.
2. I noticed a lot of Somali men have these two preferences so I wondered which one they favoured.
3. Everyone has preferences so I am not against a man who wants to marry a virgin.

So going by your answer, you’re going to be the one who cooks in the relationship?

 

[Muji]

I'm gonna be eating her punani

Seek help!

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

I'm gonna be eating her punani

What’s punani, it sounds like a south asian dish?





Nevermind

 

[D2HUM8L31NE]

Seek help!

Your adeer hasn't been getting much action lately so pls excuse me

 

[Slickback]

Dollar I thought you lived in the Uk
Can you actually cook, noodles or actual
If you do mashallah, i know xalimos that burn the pot

I said dollar, because knowles is American, but I suspect it is actually Canadian, and yes. I am not a michelin star chef, but I can more than hold my own nuts

 

[Aziz]

It’s kind of obvious- a choice between the two hence why it’s a poll.

I didn’t know I was speaking to Neanderthals

So in the non- Neantherworld, A xalimo who can cook is by default not a virgin? What logic are we going by in here biliis aabaaydiis who can cook but probably not a virgin. I said probably.

 

[Mercury]

Mercury and @Lostbox the xalimo can’t cook and won’t cook. Some women don’t wanna cook.

If she cant Cook ill help her But if she dont want to learn than shes out the door

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

I said dollar, because knowles is American, but I suspect it is actually Canadian, and yes. I am not a michelin star chef, but I can more than hold my own nuts

If a farax or a xaliimo can afford a Michelin star restaurant then sheekadu waa dhamaad
You both don’t need to cook eat out every single day
Mashallah good on you for knowing how to cook

 

[Abkaal]

1. This isn’t about me.
2. I noticed a lot of Somali men have these two preferences so I wondered which one they favoured.
3. Everyone has preferences so I am not against a man who wants to marry a virgin.

So going by your answer, you’re going to be the one who cooks in the relationship?

no, not permanently i can help, but i am not going to be the only cook

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Does anyone know the whereabouts of the Merchant of mogadishu
Haven’t heard of him in a while
I wonder what would be his take on this

 

[Aziz]

If a farax or a xaliimo can afford a Michelin star restaurant then sheekadu waa dhamaad
You both don’t need to cook eat out every single day
Mashallah good on you for knowing how to cook

Idil Walalo do not be silly. Maxaa lagu falayaa naag aan cunto karin karin? Bal pray tell me nag who can't cook sidee yeeliyaa? What is the use of her existence. What was wrong with her parents. Was she an orphan? Yaa dhalay waxa horta nacalaa ku yaalee?

 

[Muji]

Does anyone know the whereabouts of the Merchant of mogadishu
Haven’t heard of him in a while
I wonder what would be his take on this

Sis since he caught the rotten fish from his boat and he traded a camel for the seasoning, I would think he expects the woman to cook.

 

[Idil-Beydaan]

Idil Walalo do not be silly. Maxaa lagu falayaa naag aan cunto karin karin? Bal pray tell me nag who can't cook sidee yeeliyaa? What is the use of her existence. What was wrong with her parents. Was she an orphan? Yaa dhalay waxa horta nacalaa ku yaalee?

Calm down kkkkk
I personally agree, but I think Somali men should start helping out. According to a study men who engage in domestic chores tend to have a longer marriage I’ll link the source