80/20 rule confirmed

[El padrone]

I love tinder and the females on it. alhamdulilah for technology sex has never been easier. you could just swipe right on the go and get yourself a good lay without worrying the logistics.

got your flight delayed and need to drain ur jetlagged oil on the fly. theres an app for that, btrfly the app guatantees a fly by the seat of your pants hook up (pun not intended totaly)
:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[TooMacaan]

Since when is Tinder a good representation of wider society?

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Do brothers even use Tinder?

I once met a Somali on there. Really awkward

 

[Sophisticate]

I once met a Somali on there. Really awkward

Is this a story time session. If so, let me get my shaah. Go on...

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Is this a story time session. If so, let me get my shaah. Go on...

Ok you ready? K so I was looking around tinder for fun and I came across this sexy xalimo (only found out after we met). Pretty good experience. She was a hiabi with a booty, know what I'm sayin
You got a tinder story?

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[mrcool]

Ashy abdis on suicide watch.

Biology checks out


Feels bad to be in that bottom 80

 

[Sophisticate]

Ok you ready? K so I was looking around tinder for fun and I came across this sexy xalimo (only found out after we met). Pretty good experience
You got a tinder story?

I don't even have snapchat.I live vicariously through Sspotters and their harrowing tales.It's like going to war but never getting scarred. A cheap version of VR.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I don't even have snapchat.I live vicariously through Sspotters harrowing tales.

 

[Sophisticate]

You're much too kind. I'm a shut-in. Canada made me this way. Anything else to share?

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Other tinder experiences? Get more shaah and let me know when you're ready.

 

[Sophisticate]

Continue...

 

[FarahAbdi]

Xalimos say no sex before marriage. Im like im too young to be married, so this is my loophole: smashing Beckys, Chelseas.

And i will end up with a virgin xalimo when i settle

 

[FarahAbdi]

Since when is Tinder a good representation of wider society?

So ur not attracted to the top 20% of men? Or ur attracted to the bottom 80% of men?

Top 20% means these men are either are aesthetic or have money, both.

 

[TooMacaan]

So ur not attracted to the top 20% of men? Or ur attracted to the bottom 80% of men?

Top 20% means these men are either are aesthetic or have money, both.

If the "top 20%" is as you defined it ("aesthetic, money"), those qualities are definitely not my top priorities in a significant other [although it obv. doesn't hurt]. My ideal partner would probably be more rare than the top 20% though tbh; maybe ~top 5% (for other reasons; none of which are looks/money/status).

 

[XamarCade]

Poor guy he is getting catfished.

Hey my uncle wants to talk to ur grandpa

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[XamarCade]

If the "top 20%" is as you defined it ("aesthetic, money"), those qualities are definitely not my top priorities in a significant other [although it obv. doesn't hurt]. My ideal partner would probably be more rare than the top 20% though tbh; maybe ~top 5% (for other reasons; none of which are looks/money/status).

Lol ur a funny habesha

 

[TooMacaan]

Lol ur a funny habesha

Are you a broken record waryaa??? Give it up already, I'm not; talk about something else.

Also, what's so "funny" about what I said...?

 

[XamarCade]

Are you a broken record waryaa??? Give it up already, I'm not; talk about something else.

Also, what's so "funny" about what I said...?

Describe to us this Mr. Top5% with no money, looks or status u prefer, ur basically looking for a hobo

 

[TooMacaan]

Describe to us this Mr. 5%

Generally speaking:
A virtuous/just man who is funny, kind, responsible, intelligent, and can get along with ppl.

Eliminates a lot of men, if we're being honest.

 

[XamarCade]

Generally speaking:
A virtuous/just man who is funny, kind, responsible, intelligent, and can get along with ppl.

Eliminates a lot of men, if we're being honest.

U watch too much romantic comedy movies and follow the #FakeNews perfect couples that post "goals" and cheat on each other every other weekend