4chan memes -_-

[bluebird]

so ya''ll sayin
*forgets to shower*
that we dun
*grabs budlight*
so you tryna tell me
*wears stained wife beater*
help me undastan
*waves confederate flag*
that u sayin
*shouts *
wat umean
*turns on nascar*
so you mean yall saying
*loses teeth to tobacco*
that we
*goes hunting*
we dun were
*gets in rusty truck*
so hold up one minute
*eats roadkill*
you tellin me
*shuffles dirty boots*

we wuz Confederates

 

[bluebird]

Haye walaal
*drinks shaax*
waxaa ii sheegaysa
*pulls up macawis*
inaa
*uses miswak*
inaa neheyn
*chews qaat*
bal u kaadi
*hijacks boat*
ninkaan
*becomes a warlord*
wuxuu no sheegayaa
*eats xalwo*
waxaan eheyn
*moves to mn*
Inaana ka mid neheen boqortoya iyo balayo

 

[McLovin]

Haye walaal
*drinks shaax*
waxaa ii sheegaysa
*pulls up macawis*
inaa
*uses miswak*
inaa neheyn
*chews qaat*
bal u kaadi
*hijacks boat*
ninkaan
*becomes a warlord*
wuxuu no sheegayaa
*eats xalwo*
waxaan eheyn
*moves to mn*
Inaana ka mid neheen boqortoya iyo balayo

 

[bluebird]

so you mean to tell me
*becomes atheist*
that we
*joins reddit*
that we were
*calls someone a cuck*
wait so you mean
*kicks dirty sneakers*
you wanna tell me
*eats pb&j*
that we
*contemplates suicide*
so you mean to say
*makes shitty memes*
you want to tell me
*has no life*
we wuz useless 4channers who have no meaning to our lives so we regurgitate useless means to put down others to give value to our own meager existence

 

[Thatsomaligirl]

so you mean to tell me
*becomes atheist*
that we
*joins reddit*
that we were
*calls someone a cuck*
wait so you mean
*kicks dirty sneakers*
you wanna tell me
*eats pb&j*
that we
*contemplates suicide*
so you mean to say
*makes shitty memes*
you want to tell me
*has no life*
we wuz useless 4channers who have no meaning to our lives so we regurgitate useless means to put down others to give value to our own meager existence

 

[merka]

so you mean to tell me
*becomes atheist*
that we
*joins reddit*
that we were
*calls someone a cuck*
wait so you mean
*kicks dirty sneakers*
you wanna tell me
*eats pb&j*
that we
*contemplates suicide*
so you mean to say
*makes shitty memes*
you want to tell me
*has no life*
we wuz useless 4channers who have no meaning to our lives so we regurgitate useless means to put down others to give value to our own meager existence

That one seemed personal

 

[dhegdheer]

so you mean to tell me
*becomes atheist*
that we
*joins reddit*
that we were
*calls someone a cuck*
wait so you mean
*kicks dirty sneakers*
you wanna tell me
*eats pb&j*
that we
*contemplates suicide*
so you mean to say
*makes shitty memes*
you want to tell me
*has no life*
we wuz useless 4channers who have no meaning to our lives so we regurgitate useless means to put down others to give value to our own meager existence

Is this aimed at @Adheer Warsame you're tone seems very pointy lmao

 

[VixR]

It could be dedicated to the swarm of atheist locusts on here

 

[bluebird]

Is this aimed at @Adheer Warsame you're tone seems very pointy lmao

No. just the image in my head for a stereotypical reddit using white kid.

 

[bluebird]

That one seemed personal

it's not personal -_- I wasn't even thinking about that

 

[dhegdheer]

No. just the image in my head for a stereotypical reddit using white kid.

I think it fits him perfectly!

 

[Bahal]

Haye walaal
*drinks shaax*
waxaa ii sheegaysa
*pulls up macawis*
inaa
*uses miswak*
inaa neheyn
*chews qaat*
bal u kaadi
*hijacks boat*
ninkaan
*becomes a warlord*
wuxuu no sheegayaa
*eats xalwo*
waxaan eheyn
*moves to mn*
Inaana ka mid neheen boqortoya iyo balayo

Boqortooyo iyo balaayo

 

[Adheer Warsame]

The fist two were funny but that last one was

 

[Vision]

Dafuq is this?

 

[Tramo]

so you mean to tell me
*becomes atheist*
that we
*joins reddit*
that we were
*calls someone a cuck*
wait so you mean
*kicks dirty sneakers*
you wanna tell me
*eats pb&j*
that we
*contemplates suicide*
so you mean to say
*makes shitty memes*
you want to tell me
*has no life*
we wuz useless 4channers who have no meaning to our lives so we regurgitate useless means to put down others to give value to our own meager existence

 

[DuctTape]

Here's another copypasta from 4chan

are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?

1. you're sharing protein
2. you're admiring masculine physique
3. being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling each others test producers.

all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Haye walaal
*drinks shaax*
waxaa ii sheegaysa
*pulls up macawis*
inaa
*uses miswak*
inaa neheyn
*chews qaat*
bal u kaadi
*hijacks boat*
ninkaan
*becomes a warlord*
wuxuu no sheegayaa
*eats xalwo*
waxaan eheyn
*moves to mn*
Inaana ka mid neheen boqortoya iyo balayo

 

[Mudug-Madman]

>be me, 18
>be somali
>meet a girl named Fatima at the mosque
>she was buying a shawarma from the pita stand outside of the men's section
>we talk for a while, share a bunch of interests
>we both like somnet, soccer, and Assassin's creed black flag
>invite her back to my place after Jumu'ah prayer to play it
>I know hooyo already made shaah and prepared the xalwa since she always does on fridays
>walking home with Fatima, I brag to her about how many quran verses I memorized just in the past week
>she's thoroughly impressed
>arrive at my house
>I can already smell the unsi from outside
>disgunbegood.jpg
>unlock door, walk in through corridor
>I can hear paltalk fainty in the background
>hooyo is talking on the phone quite loudly to ayeeyo in the jikad
>make our way down to the basement
>I bring refreshments downstairs
>horrified at what was sitting on my couch
>it's Libaan
>he is already flirting with Fatima, mentioned how many free movies and music he pirated online using uTorrent
>"Warya Fatima, we should go over to my ship right now, I'm sure Mohammud over here is no fun anyway"
>Fatima's very impressed, almost took off her hijaab
>No no no this can't be happening
>She decides to leave with Libaan
>before Libaan walks out the door, he turns towards me, and says
>"Mohammud, I am the captain now"
>tfw spent the whole afternoon eating beris and hilib ari and crying in the musqush by myself
>tfw Libaan is already halfway done with his somali wife harem (Fatima is his fifth)
>tfw I didn't even get my first wife yet
>tfw he's going to spend his summers going to Puntland collecting prime teen wives, riding camels and drinking ambo
>tfw I'll never be able to go back to Mogadishou without being mugged, killed, or taken as a hostage

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

so you mean to tell me
*becomes atheist*
that we
*joins reddit*
that we were
*calls someone a cuck*
wait so you mean
*kicks dirty sneakers*
you wanna tell me
*eats pb&j*
that we
*contemplates suicide*
so you mean to say
*makes shitty memes*
you want to tell me
*has no life*
we wuz useless 4channers who have no meaning to our lives so we regurgitate useless means to put down others to give value to our own meager existence

@Adheer Warsame