2017 Official Diaspora L index

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

Having monitored mainstream media , social media and Somali forums over the past year for the number of Ls collected , we can now compile the official L index rating . The list is as fair , rigirous and as suugo scientific as possible .


- 10 Canada
-7 U.K.
-3 USA
-1 Kenya ( daggering land )
0 Scandanavia
2 Holland ( Lack of info as most Dutch Somalis do not have internet access ).

 

[Xooshdheere]

It should be a between U.K. and U.S.
-7.5 is more accurate.

 

[MARAQ DIGAAG]

It should be a between U.K. and U.S.
-7.5 is more accurate.

A 50 year old Faraax with tattoos raped a man in a toilet somewhere in Canada . That story alone sent them into minus . Besides , my list is objective .

 

[Khad714]

We already know the Scandinavian diaspora is the best.

But now that I think about what about that somali rapper who got peed on?

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

So your telling me scandanavia has zero Ls
Dont the rape out there?

 

[.279]

So your telling me scandanavia has zero Ls
Dont the rape out there?

Somali niggas are raping anything with a pulse in Scandinavia.

 

[Tywin Mejerteen]

Somali niggas are raping anything with a pulse in Scandinavia.

Just so we're on the same page
That's a L right?

 

[Xooshdheere]

Somali niggas are raping anything with a pulse in Scandinavia.

i would say Scandinavia has -2.5, reer IKEA is -3 alone

 

[Zailah]

Having monitored mainstream media , social media and Somali forums over the past year for the number of Ls collected , we can now compile the official L index rating . The list is as fair , rigirous and as suugo scientific as possible .


- 10 Canada
-7 U.K.
-3 USA
-1 Kenya ( daggering land )
0 Scandanavia
2 Holland ( Lack of info as most Dutch Somalis do not have internet access ).

Are you a Scandi

 

[.279]

Canada has the most somalis in the west. Most total L's but per capita we ain't first. I demand a recount.

 

[sanger]

We need to standardise the scoring the system. We should use Scandinavia as the reference point. Automatically they should be awarded a zero. Any nation diaspora community that ranks better than them will get a positive score, and anyone that ranks worse shall receive a negative score.

Also we should take into account the socio economic standard of the working class in the studied nations. For example, UK folks don't have laundries in their houses given the shoebox nature of their homes (terribly small). The washing machine sits in the kitchen next to the fridge. Also their bathrooms have two taps, one for the cold water service, and another for the hot water service. If you would want to wash your hands with warm water, water that is neither hot nor cold, you have to have attach a contraption like the one show in the attached figure.

Just some of my thoughts.

 

[yasmin lan]

Having monitored mainstream media , social media and Somali forums over the past year for the number of Ls collected , we can now compile the official L index rating . The list is as fair , rigirous and as suugo scientific as possible .


- 10 Canada
-7 U.K.
-3 USA
-1 Kenya ( daggering land )
0 Scandanavia
2 Holland ( Lack of info as most Dutch Somalis do not have internet access ).

You want me to pull up the video of the Somali gangster getting peed on exactly give Scandinavia 1 too

 

[Zailah]

We need to standardise the scoring the system. We should use Scandinavia as the reference point. Automatically they should be awarded a zero. Any nation diaspora community that ranks better than them will get a positive score, and anyone that ranks worse shall receive a negative score.

Also we should take into account the socio economic standard of the working class in the studied nations. For example, UK folks don't have laundries in their houses given the shoebox nature of their homes (terribly small). The washing machine sits in the kitchen next to the fridge. Also their bathrooms have two taps, one for the cold water service, and another for the hot water service. If you would want to wash your hands with warm water, water that is neither hot nor cold, you have to have attach a contraption like the one show in the attached figure.

Just some of my thoughts.

Loool you could just turn down the intensity of the hot tap and wash your hands after the cool down

 

[Malikfiqi]

Does anyone know someone from the mystical reer Australia

 

[yasmin lan]

Loool you could just turn down the intensity of the hot tap and wash your hands after the cool down

He’s a part time caveman walaal excuse his idiocy

 

[sanger]

Loool you could just turn down the intensity of the hot tap and wash your hands after the cool down

I'm not a peasant. I will wash my hands in warm or lukewarm water only.

 

[sanger]

Does anyone know someone from the mystical reer Australia

We are doing well relative to our other Somali diaspora communities. If you were stop comparing us to these other communities the answer would be very, very, very different.

 

[Zailah]

I'm not a peasant. I will wash my hands in warm or lukewarm water only.

You can without that stupid contraption. I like warm water too lakin I’m no peasant

 

[sanger]

He’s a part time caveman walaal excuse his idiocy

I'm not a part of the poverty striken Reer UK. Spare me the ad hominems darling.

 

[Madaxkuti]

Canada has the most somalis in the west. Most total L's but per capita we ain't first. I demand a recount.

I think the UK has the most somalis in the west it makes sense