What's the most Somali thing you've ever done?

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Zayd

Habar Magaadle
For me it was throwing a rock at one hyena, and then ending being chased by 2 last year. Walle the sky was open at night I thought I was heading straight to the barzakh. :francis:
 

Zayd

Habar Magaadle
The most Somali house I've been to the UK was my friends house, the toilet even looked 100% somali had fecking water all over the place, absolutely disgusting. :birdman:
 
Rode a bike down a straight hill and face planted. Had to get braces later in life cuz my teeth got fucked.:mjlol:


Almost broke my spine trying to do a backflip from a couch when I was a toddler.

Almost killed my brother with a huge rock because he told me to shut up while I was fuming. I threw it at him and it missed his head by a couple of inches. :icon lol:

Chased and terrorized goats in Somalia because I was bored. Even attempted to steal a younger one I liked. I put it under my shirt as if nobody would see it and had one of my nephews escort me out of the area. :russ:

Me and my brother tried chasing after a baboon that was at least twice our size. That thing could've eaten us if it wanted. :vo3yidw:

Went to play football outside when it was heavily raining like a literal shower. The field was the typical Somali field with no grass and so I got wet and muddy, it was really fun though. I got a cold after and my mom beat the shit out of me.

Started luring and smashing flies for fun because they were annoying the shit out of me. I'd put a piece of food on the floor and smash them with a dacas. I killed around 17 of them.

I was a fucking retard walle. :pachah1:
 

Zayd

Habar Magaadle
Rode a bike down a straight hill and face planted. Had to get braces later in life cuz my teeth got fucked.:mjlol:


Almost broke my spine trying to do a backflip from a couch when I was a toddler.

Almost killed my brother with a huge rock because he told me to shut up while I was fuming. I threw it at him and it missed his head by a couple of inches. :icon lol:

Chased and terrorized goats in Somalia because I was bored. Even attempted to steal a younger one I liked. I put it under my shirt as if nobody would see it and had one of my nephews escort me out of the area. :russ:

Me and my brother tried chasing after a baboon that was at least twice our size. That thing could've eaten us if it wanted. :vo3yidw:

Went to play football outside when it was heavily raining like a literal shower. The field was the typical Somali field with no grass and so I got wet and muddy, it was really fun though. I got a cold after and my mom beat the shit out of me.

Started luring and smashing flies for fun because they were annoying the shit out of me. I'd put a piece of food on the floor and smash them with a dacas. I killed around 17 of them.

I was a fucking retard walle. :pachah1:


Hayaaaay :ooh::pachah1:

When I was 3 I lifted a hot burning iron that my mother left on the IRON board it was so heavy it felt on the left side of my face and it started burning half of my face the sharp part was right underneath my left eyeball, when my mother removed the iron she fainted cah she saw the flesh exposed, doctors said I was lucky I didn't have the iron hit the iris of my eye, otherwise I would be blind in one eye for life. :mjlol:
 
Hayaaaay :ooh::pachah1:

When I was 3 I lifted a hot burning iron that my mother left on the IRON board it was so heavy it felt on the left side of my face and it started burning half of my face the sharp part was right underneath my left eyeball, when my mother removed the iron she fainted cah she saw the flesh exposed, doctors said I was lucky I didn't have the iron hit the iris of my eye, otherwise I would be blind in one eye for life. :mjlol:

One of my uncles had a similar experience, he got burned with boiling water because he fell on a digsi, he still has 2 giant scars across his face but he's still hailed as the most handsome man in the family. FFS my grandfather had 3 wives and like 20 something children. Man still looks like a model. :faysalwtf::ileycry:
 
I sometimes bring xawaash with me to work so I can have a nice cup of Somali shaah :ahh:

It's annoying tho because my co workers have realised how good it tastes so they won't leave my supply be :susp:

Hayaaaay :ooh::pachah1:

When I was 3 I lifted a hot burning iron that my mother left on the IRON board it was so heavy it felt on the left side of my face and it started burning half of my face the sharp part was right underneath my left eyeball, when my mother removed the iron she fainted cah she saw the flesh exposed, doctors said I was lucky I didn't have the iron hit the iris of my eye, otherwise I would be blind in one eye for life. :mjlol:

Rode a bike down a straight hill and face planted. Had to get braces later in life cuz my teeth got fucked.:mjlol:


Almost broke my spine trying to do a backflip from a couch when I was a toddler.

Almost killed my brother with a huge rock because he told me to shut up while I was fuming. I threw it at him and it missed his head by a couple of inches. :icon lol:

Chased and terrorized goats in Somalia because I was bored. Even attempted to steal a younger one I liked. I put it under my shirt as if nobody would see it and had one of my nephews escort me out of the area. :russ:

Me and my brother tried chasing after a baboon that was at least twice our size. That thing could've eaten us if it wanted. :vo3yidw:

Went to play football outside when it was heavily raining like a literal shower. The field was the typical Somali field with no grass and so I got wet and muddy, it was really fun though. I got a cold after and my mom beat the shit out of me.

Started luring and smashing flies for fun because they were annoying the shit out of me. I'd put a piece of food on the floor and smash them with a dacas. I killed around 17 of them.

I was a fucking retard walle. :pachah1:


:faysalwtf::faysalwtf::faysalwtf:

I didn't know being Somali included getting yourself almost killed :draketf:
 
I sometimes bring xawaash with me to work so I can have a nice cup of Somali shaah :ahh:
It's annoying tho because my co workers have realised how good it tastes so they won't leave my supply be :susp:

:faysalwtf::faysalwtf::faysalwtf:

I didn't know being Somali included getting yourself almost killed :draketf:

When I read that title I instantly thought of skinnies killing each other in Xamar. :mjlol: Somalis and (self) destruction go hand in hand. Not me and my family though.
 
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Zayd

Habar Magaadle
I have to admit tho, I conquered my fear of dogs, I see them as intelligent animals now, the other day a dog was reasonbly barking at me for walking by his house, I stared at him without moving or blinking just like Kublai told Marco in the show marco Polo, wallahi it worked the dog started being submissive and it started fearing me until the owner walked by.
 

Nightline Kid

Hippo Crate
Not knowing how to pronounce certain words in English until high school.

Mispronouncing certain English words due to my parents' pronunciation...up until high school
(Though to be fair those can probably could apply to anyone who grew up in a bilingual household)

Mentally calculating the best way to walk around a dog near me without looking like a weirdo

Ducking every time my hooyo moved her hand within several inches from me

Asking for measurements on how to cook something only to be told to use "two handfuls" or "half a bowl," or "naaya futada ka sheeg" (probably mangled the spelling there)

This one's very specific but in elementary school all my Somali girl friends and I would talk about how we never wanted to go to Somalia because they would burn your skin when you were sick
:chrisfreshhah:
 
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YoungFarah

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Playing kubad Kabo la'an in the street using to rocks as goal posts.
Killing a pigeon with a Dagax and slingshot
Catching wild chicken and bringing them home
Being macalin dugsi and karbaashing my cousins and students for a month
 
@Araman oh well in that case, when I was a toddler I grabbed a flask full of hot tea and poured it all over my stomach. I still have faint marks right next to my belly button :damedamn:

Also my knees and elbows are like a mess of faded scars because I basically grew up in a forest and was outside playing, jumping off trees and falling off bicycles and shit 24/7 so lots of scraped elbows and knees. :browtf:

I didn't realise it wasn't common until I payed attention to ppls knees and noticed most haven't got scars on them :kendrickcry: turns out not everyone was left to roam wild like a feral child :meleshame:
 
- using exaggerated hand gestures in heated conversations or when telling a story
- dropping a relevant maah maah when all other words escape me
- carrying a goat across my shoulders/back
 
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