How many % of the xalwo is sugar?

[Don]

Fam I'll throw my passport or ship it to you in Angola for 700k mehr.
( I want you to pay upfront)

Take it or leave it.

How bout I give you 700k if you come here and throw ur passport in SA ocean and actually marry me that's if you have a British accent

 

[Don]

Fam I'll throw my passport or ship it to you in Angola for 700k mehr.
( I want you to pay upfront)

Take it or leave it.

Wait were talking Angolan currency, right?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Somalis love saying, they don't like xalwa but they're always the first ones in line in Quruxlow. If you don't like xalwa, leave all the xalwa to the folks who like it.


Xalwa is the best thing Somalis ever created. (Or finessed).

 

[anonymous34]

Wait were talking Angolan currency, right?

Pounds my dear not Angolan money

 

[anonymous34]

How bout I give you 700k if you come here and throw ur passport in SA ocean and actually marry me that's if you have a British accent

Nigga you want me to throw my passport in the ocean to live with you?

I do have a nice British accent

 

[Don]

Nigga you want me to throw my passport in the ocean to live with you?

I do have a nice British accent

Angola is nice walahi I live next to the beach and I have maids massaging my feet. In the UK you can't do that shit and their houses are uff

 

[Mercury]

As a kid I never liked eating xalwo
Besides its Made with like 1kg sugar and a shit ton of oil

Its not very healthy yet the shopkeeper Will tell you

"Cafimaad fara badan bu leyahay"

 

[fox]

Disgusting.

 

[anonymous34]

Angola is nice walahi I live next to the beach and I have maids massaging my feet. In the UK you can't do that shit and their houses are uff

Will you spoil me?

I want 20k worth of Chanel and LV bags not fake.

 

[Don]

Will you spoil me?

I want 20k worth of Chanel and LV bags not fake.

What's the point? No one will notice those bags I'll buy you a nice car and a yacht

 

[anonymous34]

What's the point? No one will notice those bags I'll buy you a nice car and a yacht

I will notice

Lololol how old are you ?

 

[Don]

I will notice

Lololol how old are you ?

I'm 18

 

[anonymous34]

I'm 18

I'm 17 so tough luck we're both fucking young

Seriously I'm actually gonna marry someone inshallah a good 4/5/6 years older

 

[government]

I'm just gonna grab some popcorn their are two people that are going to get married on this thread

 

[Don]

I'm 17 so tough luck we're both fucking young

Seriously I'm actually gonna marry someone inshallah a good 4/5/6 years older

Lol from xalwud to marriage

 

[anonymous34]

I'm just gonna grab some popcorn their are two people that are going to get married on this thread View attachment 15071

There is no marriage

 

[Don]

I'm just gonna grab some popcorn their are two people that are going to get married on this thread View attachment 15071

I'm not gonna marry a peasant for I am of noble blood

 

[government]

There is no marriage

I was so excited for you I'm let down now

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[government]

I'm not gonna marry a peasant for I am of noble blood

What is your qabill

 

[Don]

I was so excited for you I'm let down now

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You always steal my girls man this is the 2nd time

What is your qabill

Mj