Can't be a sixers fan, a bruins fan, a Knicks fan, a nets fan, or a red Sox or Yankees fan
I don't wanna have my kids pick a side on a such a topic.
Screw the bruins, lets go OILERS
Can't be a sixers fan, a bruins fan, a Knicks fan, a nets fan, or a red Sox or Yankees fan
I don't wanna have my kids pick a side on a such a topic.
I forgot the Canadiens
Cant believe there is a fellow somali hockey fan, thought i was the only somali that enjoys hockey
Montreal ha burburto
Educated
Has a career
Good looking
Loyal
Either African American, mixed, or Jamaican
Light brown skin-dark skin
Tall
Dominant
Top
Good luck finding an educated injirleey Madow flat nosed hiv ridden langaab michael blackson looking . U should look for someone like me; laandheer, tall lean muscle light skin well educated studying legal studies in uuni. But hey its all up to u at the end of the day.Educated
Has a career
Good looking
Loyal
Either African American, mixed, or Jamaican
Light brown skin-dark skin
Tall
Dominant
Top
Wow thereHere are some criteria.
- Can't be too fat or too slim. Fit and not fragile.
- Preferably a doctor.
- Has to know how to make Somali food.
- Her skin tone must be close to mine.
- Not an hour glass figure, but at least good on the eyes.
- Talkative, but not annoying.
- A first-timer, with good looks down there. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Must not want kids.
- Must not have attitude.
- Honest and humble person.
- Must share a lot of the same interests.
- Must have aligned political views.
- No annoying medical conditions. (nut allergies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), asthma etc...)
- No mental illnesses/conditions.
- Must workout sometimes at least. I don't want a sponge. She better be a milf in her old age.
- No accents that aren't standard American or Canadian. (Ebonics, Redneck and all that shit in the East Coast don't count)
- Can't be taller than me. Preferably slightly shorter than me.
- Long hair. Preferably a little smaller than waist length. If she gets a pixie cut, we will divorce.
- Has to have good taste in music.
- Nerdy
- Adventurous and also loves nature. I'd like to go on hikes in the middle of nowhere.
- Can't be a dead sleeper. I don't a woman who sleeps more than 10 hours.
- Must be within a tiny age range.
- No religious affiliation.
- Has to be modest though. I like women who wear at least knee height dresses.
- f*ck high heels. They are abomination.
- Humorous
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That's it for now. Might edit if I think of something else. This list is already too long. In conclusion, I might as well turn gay.
U know hes gay rightGood luck finding an educated injirleey Madow flat nosed hiv ridden langaab michael blackson looking . U should look for someone like me; laandheer, tall lean muscle light skin well educated studying legal studies in uuni. But hey its all up to u at the end of the day.
I thought she was a girl ilaahi Haana badbaadiyo amiinU know hes gay right
Nigga is gayGood luck finding an educated injirleey Madow flat nosed hiv ridden langaab michael blackson looking . U should look for someone like me; laandheer, tall lean muscle light skin well educated studying legal studies in uuni. But hey its all up to u at the end of the day.
WALLE THESE SOMALI kids need dhaqan Celia ASAP. ONE SAYING THEIR Atheist another claiming to be Christian and a few khaniis here and there.Nigga is gay
How did you miss Top
Wow there
What a fucking list
Calm down buddy, I doubt "dhaqan celis" is going to change an Atheist or Gay person's sexualityWALLE THESE SOMALI kids need dhaqan Celia ASAP. ONE SAYING THEIR Atheist another claiming to be Christian and a few khan is here and there.