Your congratulations are due, I have a new bride, born 1998 and just drop dead gorgeous

[Grigori Rasputin]

I am just trying to follow the footsteps of my forefathers.

I gotta have at least 14 kids and I believe this one can bore me 8.

I was shocked to hear her say she likes K-pop.

She said that she doesn't care for a wedding but that I must promise that I'll take her to Korea. I actually asked her "which Korea, Pyongyang or Seoul ".

 

[jamal9]

she is 30yrs old. that's too old man. you got cheated. you should have married a 16yr old instead.

 

[Xaagi-Cagmadigtee]

Did you flunk in arithmetic? She is 20 if born 1998.

 

[xalimathe6]

I am just trying to follow the footsteps of my forefathers.

I gotta have at least 14 kids and I believe this one can bore me 8.

I was shocked to hear her say she likes K-pop.

She said that she doesn't care for a wedding but that I must promise that I'll take her to Korea. I actually asked her "which Korea, Pyongyang or Seoul ".

She's a lost cause. File a divorce or better yet, send her to a mental institution for liking testosterone deficient, prepubescent looking qashin.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

She's a lost cause. File a divorce or better yet, send her to a mental institution for liking testosterone deficient, prepubescent looking qashin.

What's the matter?
What crime have I committed.

 

[Sophisticate]

Your history is messier than a landfill. How did you manage to keep that under wraps?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Your history is messier than a landfill. How did you manage to keep that under wraps?

If you must know she's not descendant of Borama

 

[Sophisticate]

If you must know she's not descendant of Borama

But...how do they know about 'kpop' back home?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

But...how do they know about 'kpop' back home?

Walahi she does! I was shocked.

 

[Sophisticate]

Walahi she does! I was shocked.

I blame globalization. Now, the sisters back home are enhancing their make up game, too.

What else does a western girl have outside of money, no FGM and some pop-cultural relatability? Once, they learn about 90s TV shows, it's a kalas.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I blame globalization. Now, the sisters back home are enhancing their make up game, too.
What else does a western girl have outside of money and some pop-cultural relatability? Once, they learn about 90s TV shows, it's a kalas.

Oh lord they caught up and they now have good dentist too. They also look healthy cause they eat good

 

[Sophisticate]

Oh lord they caught up and they now have good dentist too. They also look healthy cause they eat good

R. Kelly, we're happy for you but don't try to be a trendsetter.

 

[wars]

I am just trying to follow the footsteps of my forefathers.

I gotta have at least 14 kids and I believe this one can bore me 8.

I was shocked to hear her say she likes K-pop.

She said that she doesn't care for a wedding but that I must promise that I'll take her to Korea. I actually asked her "which Korea, Pyongyang or Seoul ".

That expired bro, find yourself a young one from the Serengeti and say to hell with Korean watching witches.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

R. Kelly, we're happy for you but don't try to be a trendsetter.

I can't believe you ain't decimating me

You've become wise over the years.

How many years are you older than my new female ?

 

[Buraanbur911]

I am just trying to follow the footsteps of my forefathers.

I gotta have at least 14 kids and I believe this one can bore me 8.

I was shocked to hear her say she likes K-pop.

She said that she doesn't care for a wedding but that I must promise that I'll take her to Korea. I actually asked her "which Korea, Pyongyang or Seoul ".

illahaay aa kuu barakeeyo

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

illahaay aa kuu barakeeyo

Aamiin Adeer!

Adeer we have folks here who constantly support qoomu-luudhnimo but frown upon me getting a young gazelle the traditional way.

 

[DeadStar]

My Awoowe just bagged an 18 year old. Nigga feeling 20 again. That’s wassup.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

My Awoowe just bagged an 18 year old. Nigga feeling 20 again. That’s wassup.

Wtf! Why are you comparing me to your grandfather

 

[Sophisticate]

I can't believe you ain't decimating me

You've become wise over the years.

How many years are you older than my new female ?

I'm too young to have her, so that's at least an accomplishment of yours. But it's really nothing to write home about. She might actually be 25. Do you trust people back home to report their biological age? Somalis don't really age with grace. At least, I haven't been 23 for 8 years.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I'm too young to have her, so that's at least an accomplishment of yours. But it's really nothing to write home about. She might actually be 25. Do you trust people back home to report their biological age? Somalis don't really age with grace. At least, I haven't been 23 for 8 years.

There's clear indication that she's born 1998