You can now vote for who I should give a chance

[Muji]

it’s no secret that the men of this forum have all been fighting for my attention..

We all know Somali men secretly like a xalimo who can tie them up and give them a good thrashing (metaphorically speaking)

But today wise people of somalspot I’ll let you decide who I should give a serious chance to

 

[AussieHustler]

I voted for @R.Kelly because you two are real soulmates who didn’t find one another yet. You guys share so many traits and I’ve never met a couple who are more compatible than you two.

Please vote for Menace.

 

[Muji]

I voted for @R.Kelly because you two are real soulmates who didn’t find one another yet. You guys share so many traits and I’ve never met a couple who are more compatible than you two.

Please vote for Menace.

Are you upset walalo

Don’t worry you might have a chance. Don’t rule yourself out too early

 

[government]

I voted for @Abdalla only a reer mudug man can tame a wild xalimo like you so ma aha @AussieHustler

 

[Abdalla]

I voted for @Abdalla only a reer mudug man can tame a wild xalimo like you so ma aha @AussieHustler

I voted for @Cognitivedissonance they can share their oystercard

I still have nightmares of when I saw the backside of her knee and thought it was her futo

 

[Muji]

I voted for @Abdalla only a reer mudug man can tame a wild xalimo like you so ma aha @AussieHustler

Abdalla wouldn’t be my first choice but I do need a borso carrier

 

[A_A]

Hmm, maybe I should write some fan fiction. It’s been a while and I’m a bit rusty but the drama here is ripe for it.

 

[kaluumayste]

it’s no secret that the men of this forum have all been fighting for my attention..

We all know Somali men secretly like a xalimo who can tie them up and give them a good thrashing (metaphorically speaking)

But today wise people of somalspot I’ll let you decide who I should give a serious chance to

Why are you limiting yourself to one choice, test drive them all

 

[government]

Hmm, maybe I should write some fan fiction. It’s been a while and I’m a bit rusty but the drama here is ripe for it.

Make one akhi fadlan call it the kronicles of knowles

 

[AussieHustler]

Are you upset walalo

Don’t worry you might have a chance. Don’t rule yourself out too early

@Knowles

Let me confer with my new fiancée.

@Reiko

Can we help out Knowles and do ala Somaliland wedding?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Knowles

Let me confer with my new fiancée.

@Reiko

Can we help out Knowles and do ala Somaliland wedding?

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I don’t like sharing sorry....


Plus me and @Knowles might plot against you..

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Knowles the sort of woman i want to marry doesn't even know about electricity forget about the internet.

The most benevolent the most wise willing we will take turns to look after our flock of sheep, cattle, camels and live from the sustenance of the land that the most compassionate has blessed us with.

Adiga maxa u bahaan tahay a man like @AussieHustler metrosexual feminist man servile and submissive docile the sort of man that will bend down on one knee to propose to you prostrating castrated.

 

[Muji]

@Knowles

Let me confer with my new fiancée.

@Reiko

Can we help out Knowles and do ala Somaliland wedding?

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I guess I’ll have to remind reiko you are a gaal

 

[Muji]

@Knowles the sort of woman i want to marry doesn't even know about electricity forget about the internet.

The most benevolent the most wise willing we will take turns to look after our flock of sheep, cattle, camels and live from the sustenance of the land that the most compassionate has blessed us with.

Cognitive there is a reason why you are called cognitive dissonance. Whilst you talk about the pure xalimo from badiyo herdling sheep in the bushes, you follow me around like a hopeless puppy. The heart wants what the heart wants. There’s no shame in admiting you prefer a strong woman who will use the gynocentric court system to take your kids away so you only see them in Friday evenings

 

[AussieHustler]

@Knowles the sort of woman i want to marry doesn't even know about electricity forget about the internet.

The most benevolent the most wise willing we will take turns to look after our flock of sheep, cattle, camels and live from the sustenance of the land that the most compassionate has blessed us with.

Adiga maxa u bahaan tahay a man like @AussieHustler metrosexual feminist man servile and submissive docile the sort of man that will bend down on one knee to propose to you prostrating castrated.

@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, ceeb I’m engaged to a dime from Minnesota. Layma tuso reer England.

 

[Muji]

@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, ceeb I’m engaged to a dime from Minnesota. Layma tuso reer England.

Ok fine

No back peddling

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Cognitive there is a reason why you are called cognitive dissonance. Whilst you talk about the pure xalimo from badiyo herdling sheep in the bushes, you follow me around like a hopeless puppy. The heart wants what the heart wants. There’s no shame in admiting you prefer a strong woman who will use the gynocentric court system to take your kids away so you only see them in Friday evenings

If we got married I would trick you to come on holiday to somalia and then you can tell me about gynocentrism wallahi baadiyaaha ba ku keeni lahaa teach you about geeljireism

 

[CanIDimo]

it’s no secret that the men of this forum have all been fighting for my attention..

We all know Somali men secretly like a xalimo who can tie them up and give them a good thrashing (metaphorically speaking)

But today wise people of somalspot I’ll let you decide who I should give a serious chance to

i should get a chance with u abaayo

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, ceeb I’m engaged to a dime from Minnesota. Layma tuso reer England.

Knows reer England ma ahaan Maxa weeye reer Canada they are only ruled by England the queen of England being their head of state

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Cognitivedissonance

Boowe, ceeb I’m engaged to a dime from Minnesota. Layma tuso reer England.

Sheeko so you’re engaged to @Basra