Yall sleepin on them Facebook xalimos

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Cirka Gacan Saarte 💪🏾🇸🇴
I'm a good man, but I always havent been this way. When I visit the motherland, I try avoiding the Niqabis and anyone giving me virgin vibes. Yeah yeah, I know them Niqabis are the worst. But I'm just not a big fan of popping cherries, I like my experience to be smooth and comfortable.
I dont want no one rememberIng me for eternity :idontlike:
 

Rooble44

Bishop of the order of Gacanta Furan ✋
Telling them they'll be swimming in coochie if they connect to girls back home through Facebook.. As far as I remember Somalia is a muslim country and also very conservative when it comes to sex outside marriage. But do correct me if things have changed
But it's true, like these people will add you, initiate contact and even turn the conversation sexual. You're in for an absolute ride, it's been that way for a very long time my friend.
 

Octavian

Hmm
VIP
the memes is where its at
Somali Facebook memes just hit different LMAO: Somalia
 
Dafuq is tubootyinka?
Tuubo means a tube.. In Africa they don't use pumps to pump out fuel the mechanics use their mouth to suck it out of the container.. So this obviously is mechanic and now he can't kiss without thinking he's pulling out some gasoline from a tank :mjlol:
 

Dalmoor

Hiatus✅ 1/18/21- ?
VIP
Dont flatter yourself they only come running cause off your sharci
Sounds personal
Tuubo means a tube.. In Africa they don't use pumps to pump out fuel the mechanics use their mouth to suck it out of the container.. So this obviously is mechanic and now he can't kiss without thinking he's pulling out some gasoline from a tank :mjlol:
I was actually just making fun of how "tubooyinka" was misspelled to "tu-booty-inka"
 

Dalmoor

Hiatus✅ 1/18/21- ?
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its the truth 99% of any girl back home would drop any abdi for a guy with a passport
That's fucked up. #qurbodiggers is what I would call 'em?¿

So basically if an abdi back home is poor but take cares of his wife, she will leave him for someone from the qurbo with a passport?

I was gonna say poor abdis but the abdis would look for and marry their third and fourth wives and it starts from 0 if all leave :wow1:
 

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