WTF is Bollywood?

[QabiilNobel]

Why are Somalis back home infatuated with this nonsense they can't even understand.

I hate seeing Somalis make references to it online and foreigners believing this shi*t to be ingrained in our culture when it is NOT.

 

[486th President]

Don’t forget they’re macaan edits and engineering hooooh the dramatic ness hits your stomach

 

[QabiilNobel]

Don’t forget they’re macaan edits and engineering hooooh the dramatic ness hits your stomach

U wot m8? Abti watch something else, its ugly.

 

[486th President]

U wot m8? Abti watch something else, its ugly.

I was joking fam I can’t remember the last time I’ve watched Bollywood

 

[486th President]

 

[Yoobudy]

Its used to be a whole business back home. There are many somali dubbed bollywood movies kkk

 

[Sumaaya]

Why are Somalis back home infatuated with this nonsense they can't even understand.

I hate seeing Somalis make references to it online and foreigners believing this shi*t to be ingrained in our culture when it is NOT.

I think they like the whole idea of the fairytale love story, they want a Shah Rukh Khan to sweep them off their dacas, laakiin our men are a little more rough around the edges "nayaa cuntadan billa dhadhanka waa maxaay?" , so I guess riyo macaan bay ku jiraan

 

[QabiilNobel]

Its used to be a whole business back home. There are many somali dubbed bollywood movies kkk

Ah a self hate business; that is a new one. Let me tell those Somalis to open their own films and studios.

I think they like the whole idea of the fairytale love story, they want a Shah Rukh Khan to sweep them off their dacas, laakiin our men are a little more rough around the edges "nayaa cuntadan billa dhadhanka waa maxaay?" , so I guess riyo macaan bay ku jiraan

Indian men have the highest rape cases per capita in the world and hunt Women in groups in the middle of the night so where is the "fairy tale love story" they talk about?

 

[Xanibacal bin Barqa]

the best scene In cinema history , this is why Bollywood is recognized around the globe not only Somalia

 

[Sumaaya]

Ah a self hate business; that is a new one. Let me tell those Somalis to open their own films and studios.


Indian men have the highest rape cases per capita in the world and hunt Women in groups in the middle of the night so where is the "fairy tale love story" they talk about?

Huuno, they don't watch that on their T.V screens. All they see is Shah R. Khan knocking on Priyanka Chopra's window at half past crazy hrs, telling her that he can't live without her

 

[Sumaaya]

Come to think of it, Bollywood love stories are kind of cute

 

[Hali]

They were good tv
It’s translated into Somali

 

[Basra]

Why are Somalis back home infatuated with this nonsense they can't even understand.

I hate seeing Somalis make references to it online and foreigners believing this shi*t to be ingrained in our culture when it is NOT.

u obviously were born in the west. if u don't know bollywood or how it has affected us original malis,, then u is a sus

 

[Dalmoor]

believing this shi*t to be ingrained in our culture when it is NOT

It actually is. When I found that out, I was gonna revoke my somali card myself. Bollywood is the Hollywood of somalis back home.

 

[Octavian]

Why are Somalis back home infatuated with this nonsense they can't even understand.

I hate seeing Somalis make references to it online and foreigners believing this shi*t to be ingrained in our culture when it is NOT.

 

[Calaf]

Teri Meri is a banger. Bollywood has a unique style of capturing people mindset.

 

[Dalmoor]

When ayeeyo is angry

Bakhti Oo. Labo Lugood Yar , War Oo Odhan/oran Dabage'ey/igadabageey(B.O.L.L.Y.W.O.O.D)

I tried but it didn't work out. Ya salaam

 

[QabiilNobel]

u obviously were born in the west. if u don't know bollywood or how it has affected us original malis,, then u is a sus

Nigg*a I was born in the sticks. I watched DBZ as a kid not that shit.

 

[libaaxad]

bollywood movies are actually really nice, the lead actor & actress are attractive, have a nice love storyline (sometimes dramatic), good music, and culture... basically everything we’d watch if it was in somali.

 

[0117]

bollywood movies are actually really nice, the lead actor & actress are attractive, have a nice love storyline (sometimes dramatic), good music, and culture... basically everything we’d watch if it was in somali.

You forget to mention that it's accessible to watch it with family as it doesn't have much nudity apart from a few movies.