Would you support if General Morgan ran for Presidency?

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@Reiko @Gambar @Edo Nene

We must build the future leaders of Somalia. We'll remove the gene for early onset Bidar and ensure they reach their height potential. They must be well-versed in Somali folklore/history, business, art, science, technology and pop culture (to mentally seduce dignitaries). Military strategy and an openness to innovation are vital. And they will be loyal to Alt-Cush. Did I mention they will run faster than Mo Farah without that hollow-eyed starving model look. They'll be shaped like superman with the net worth of Bruce Wayne - money will be so long it dwarfs our country's current GDP, heres the cherry on top. They'll never have eyes for anyone but Xalimos.
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@Reiko @Gambar @Edo Nene

We must build the future leaders of Somalia. We'll remove the gene for early onset Bidar and ensure they reach their height potential. They must be well-versed in Somali folklore/history, business, art, science, technology and pop culture (to mentally seduce dignitaries). Military strategy and an openness to innovation are vital. And they will be loyal to Alt-Cush. Did I mention they will run faster than Mo Farah without that hollow-eyed starving model look. They'll be shaped like superman with the net worth of Bruce Wayne - money will be so long it dwarfs our country's current GDP, heres the cherry on top. They'll never have eyes for anyone but Xalimos.
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I'm sorry we can't make you into an idyllic future political leader, huuno. It takes more work modifying adult behaviour. You must be broken. And injected with a different personality (Manchurian candidate style). The physical embellishments are easier (improve your nutrition and attend the gym). Better luck next lifetime. Maybe designer babies are an option for your spawn.
 
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I'm sorry we can't make you into an idyllic future political leader, huuno. It takes more work modifying adults. You must be broken. And injected with a different personality (Manchurian candidate style). The physical embellishments are easier (improve your nutrition and attend the gym). Better luck next lifetime. Maybe designer babies are an option for your spawn.
All we really need to do is import 2 million NE Asian females and in a century we would be as advanced as Japan iyo South Korea.We get to keep the aggressiveness of our male ancestors with the intellect of the Japanese.Every Somali man will have atleast two indo yar wives :mjswag:

The only con is that we will become one of the ugliest nations on the planet but I believe it is worth it :mjhaps:
 

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All we really need to do is import 2 million NE Asian females and in a century we would be as advanced as Japan iyo South Korea.We get to keep the aggressiveness of our male ancestors with the intellect of the Japanese.Every Somali man will have atleast two indo yar wives :mjswag:

The only con is that we will become one of the ugliest nations of the planet but I believe it is worth it :mjhaps:
That's a trade-off mon ami. And you're too stuck in the 20th C breeding programs of the 3rd Reich. Get with the times. What we need are intelligent dimes. Nothing genetic engineering and behavioural influencing can't cure. My Huxelean vision of the future is much better. :denzelnigga: Alt-Cush is the only way forward. We don't need some half subservient hafus running around. We need 100% Somali libaax hooyos to help us make this happen.
 
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That's a trade-off mon ami. And you're too stuck in the 20th C breeding programs of the 3rd Reich. Get with the times. What we need are intelligent dimes. Nothing genetic engineering and behavioural influencing can't cure.
My Huxelean vision of the future is much better. :denzelnigga: Alt-Cush is the only way.
We will import NE Asian eggs instead of live females...it's better that way since they might influence us culturally.We must also start exporting Somali females worldwide since mating with you would pull our national IQ back to semi-chimp levels.We will export you the way the Philipines export their women bila naxaaris.It's for the good of the nation :hillarybiz:

An ugly mutt nation with one of the greatest economy and military on the continent.Xabeshi,Bantu iyo dhega cas would tremble in fear :salute:

 

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We will import NE Asian eggs instead of live females...it's better that way since they might influence us culturally.We must also start exporting Somali females worldwide since mating with you would pull our national IQ back to semi-chimp levels.We will export you the way the Philipines export their women bila naxaaris.It's for the good of the nation :hillarybiz:

An ugly mutt nation with one of the greatest economy and military on the continent.Xabeshi,Bantu iyo dhega cas would tremble in fear :salute:

:gucciwhat: I think someone has yellow fever covertly disguised as a eugenics campaign. Sxb, Somalis suffer from groupthink. Cure that and you're half way there. The thought of harvesting indoyar eggs is cringe. What you need are indoyar nannies to instill discipline, sans genetic input. Where you grow up has a huge impact on Iq. You'd be at 68 (the same level as Impoverished Beta Israeli Ethiopians Jews) if you were in the badiyo today.
 

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I wouldn't support him based on the fact that he was part of the old guard who destroyed Somalia. We don't need to go back to where we were decades ago and it's time to go forward.
 

Abdalla

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Yes I would. This guy is unofficial persona non-grata in Mudug because of what he did during the Kacaan. But interests shift and so does allegiances. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend :manny:
 
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