Would you get a sexbot?

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

The real thing is much better darling.

Yes, but the eroticobot doesn't nag.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

I have a feeling you're just feigning ignorance, but if you truly don't know...it's probably better that way.
I'll spare you

I'm a wadaad. I don't venture into filthy terrain. You think I'm a dirty Christian girl like you? I won't lie, I've thought about churchgoing to help my asylum claim, but you guys are sexual freaks.

 

[supz]

I'm actually kidding i wouldn't get one. It does nothing for me.

 

[kaneki]

> Doesn't complain.
> Doesn't demand things.
> Can't get pregnant meaning she won't trap you into paying child support.
> No false rape accusations.
> Can use it whenever you feel like it.

 

[TooMacaan]

I'm a wadaad. I don't venture into filthy terrain. You think I'm a dirty Christian girl like you? I won't lie, I've thought about churchgoing to help my asylum claim, but you guys are sexual freaks.

Don't let aspects of my character leave you with a bad impression; not everything I say is a reflection of my religion.

 

[Du Lac]

> Doesn't complain.
> Doesn't demand things.
> Can't get pregnant meaning she won't trap you into paying child support.
> No false rape accusations.
> Can use it whenever you feel like it.

You forgot a few.
>Doesn't mind my noodleshape
>Doesn't mind my small friend
>Isn't capable of suicide

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Don't let aspects of my character leave you with a bad impression; not everything I say is a reflection of my religion.

Gimme a break. Your deity saved a hooker from the vice police and told them bootylicous hoes can't be touched, and now you're telling me you're not pro-hooker? Don't think I don't not know about Mary Magdalene. Subxanallah, she even has the first name as JC's mom.

 

[TooMacaan]

Gimme a break. Your deity saved a hooker from the vice police and told them bootylicous hoes can't be touched, and now you're telling me you're not pro-hooker? Don't think I don't not know about Mary Magdalene. Subxanallah, she even has the first name as JC's mom.

God may love sinners, but he doesn't love sins. And since everyone sins in their own way-- main thing is admitting faults, asking forgiveness, and displaying sincere willingness to change. The overly righteous don't have a monopoly over judgment.
Mary Magdalene didn't continue prostituting herself btw, she was saved.

 

[TooMacaan]

> Doesn't complain.
> Doesn't demand things.
> Can't get pregnant meaning she won't trap you into paying child support.
> No false rape accusations.
> Can use it whenever you feel like it.

My Kaneki would never say such things; who are you? a sleeper cell?

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

God may love sinners, but he doesn't love sins. And since everyone sins in their own way-- main thing is admitting faults, asking forgiveness, and displaying sincere willingness to change. The overly righteous don't have a monopoly over judgment.
Mary Magdalene didn't continue prostituting herself btw, she was saved.

You're right abaayo. Jesus told the hoe "Go and sin no more" after he saved her bacon. What a great man. A Salafi would have said dagax ku dila dha. Christians are more godly than Saudi goat rapers.

Tell me huuno, if I convert to Xtianity will you give me refuge in your beautiful home from deportation? I can't go back to my family's stick hut in Mog City no mo'. I'm desperate.

 

[supz]

we've got gaal somali , christian somalis and muslim somalis. we just need a jewish somali. @TooMacaan where did you find your christian faith. quite bizarre walle.

 

[TooMacaan]

You're right abaayo. Jesus told the hoe "Go and sin no more" after he saved her bacon. What a great man. A Salafi would have said dagax ku dila dha. Christians are more godly than Saudi goat rapers.

Tell me huuno, if I convert to Xtianity will you give me refuge in your beautiful home from deportation? I can't go back to my family's stick hut in Mog City no mo'. I'm desperate.

If you can find someone willing to commit fraud, to save you from Theresa May, I'll meet you in the middle and reserve a spare room^.^

we've got gaal somali , christian somalis and muslim somalis. we just need a jewish somali. @TooMacaan where did you find your christian faith. quite bizarre walle.

You're only just finding out now? xD
So what did you think I was all this time? an atheist? And we do have a Jewish Somali btw, it's @Benjamin

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

If you can find someone willing to commit fraud, to save you from Theresa May, I'll meet you in the middle and reserve a spare room^.^


You're only just finding out now? xD
So what did you think I was all this time? an atheist? And we do have a Jewish Somali btw, it's @Benjamin

I thought Christians were all about love thy neighbor. And now you're telling me you don't wanna love sheikh Wanagsan. What a bogus religion. I knew I should have asked a Jew. @Benjamin will protect me. I just hope he does qaniis marriage.

 

[TooMacaan]

I thought Christians were all about love thy neighbor. And now you're telling me you don't wanna love sheikh Wanagsan. What a bogus religion. I knew I should have asked a Jew. @Benjamin will protect me. I just hope he does qaniis marriage.

Good luck, the Jews are even more exclusive

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

we've got gaal somali , christian somalis and muslim somalis. we just need a jewish somali. @TooMacaan where did you find your christian faith. quite bizarre walle.

Don't forget Shia Somali. @Qansax makes takfir on Sahaba every day.

 

[jamal9]

"the mouth and vagina can be removed for easy cleaning"

only if we could that to real xalimos.

 

[NA9]

TRUST ME, altho it may seem disgusting and weird to us now, in the future it's going to be completely acceptable and normal.
Imagine how weird and nasty online and dildos seemed at first
There's no stopping technology. Change is inevitable, we can only adapt

 

[supz]

If you can find someone willing to commit fraud, to save you from Theresa May, I'll meet you in the middle and reserve a spare room^.^


You're only just finding out now? xD
So what did you think I was all this time? an atheist? And we do have a Jewish Somali btw, it's @Benjamin

I thought you were a non denominational muslim. You know like one of those muslims that pray salah by writing letters to god.... idk walle christianity seems even more bogus than islam. Ive read unto it.

 

[supz]

Don't forget Shia Somali. @Qansax makes takfir on Sahaba every day.