Will a Somali politician ever win the Nobel prize?

[Parailia somalensis]

These days the award has lost its prestige and it seems like any one can lift it. The world might even grant it to the Federal states if they start functioning better than the central government with a better leadership and less corruption. Anything is possible in todays world. MY president ( Sheikh Ahmed Islam Madobe) might even be granted the award.

 

[Pipit]

-Be a female politician
- have a unique look that makes you stand out: no hijab or have couple of nose piercings will do perfectly in Somalia
-ban FGM
-say something about women’s rights


Viola you’ve now won a Nobel Peace Prize