Wildest school shit

[Royalflush]

Are you not even going to give ratings to Hayes, Northolt or even Fulham.

Shepards Bush has the best connections, from trains to bus. Everything is located near or around Bush

Hayes kulaha the Sanjeets are winning there

 

[Calaf]

Hayes kulaha the Sanjeets are winning there

Southall is Sanjeets ends

Hayes has a nice Somali Community

 

[Sloane Ranger]

We never have and never will meet Posh ass nigga
How can west London be dry are you skunked

Why are you insulting me ? Dafuq did I do to you ?

 

[Sloane Ranger]

So you do live in central london lol



London zoo is your neighbour

London Zoo is a nice place Is

that the best you could come up with ?

 

[BobSmoke]

south london where do i even begin

-In year 8 a pedo maths teacher got jailed after they found feet pics of students

- my history teacher had her phone stolen so many times that year it became a sporttill my brothers one got stolen by the art teacher and the school only paid us half so we broke her windows and slashed her tires. we got caught but we made a deal with the headteacher not to expose the teacher

-some fob got caught banging a cadaan girl in the disabled toilets and he got excluded for 1 month to return and do the same thing, but this time he got her pregnant and the girl claimed it was rape. his family got him a ticket to boosaaso but they got caught and they all got deported

- some 7areer drug dealer tried to stab my cousin in our gcse english exams. the blade only went in like a few inches into his thigh and this mf overreacted and "blacked out" so he could get some special circumstance and redo it. my adeers and other cousins found the guy lacking after school and beat him with up with a tire iron (they were cab drivers)

- the nurse got found passed out on a overdose of morphine but the security guard "confiscated it" and me and my habibti caught him dealing to some local nitties

- my cab driver dad who used to be a dugsi macalin drove a bunch of haliimos to a party one night and recognised some of them as his old students. he told me he kept getting the urge to karbaash those dh!los and pull of their wigs. they had the audacity to share mdma in his car too.

- there was a haliimo drug dealer in my 6th form that used to go to my tuiton, she was such a miskiin before but now she sold coke and other shit to some haliimos. she tried to suck my d!ck in the parking lot and my habibti caught her about to and the ***** went crazy. they ganged up on me and i had to run to the park with my pants sagging and some adeer snaked to my dad- the karbaash was crazy that day

Waad shidantahay sxb

 

[salma saluuni]

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[Jungle]

Nw, the london borough of brent and lambeth my 2nd home.

We never have and never will meet Posh ass nigga
How can west London be dry are you skunked

Theres alot of areas that claim west ldn lol all the way up to slough.

 

[Royalflush]

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post a storytime and try top mine

 

[Royalflush]

Nw, the london borough of brent and lambeth my 2nd home.

Theres alot of areas that claim west ldn lol all the way up to slough.

Isn’t Brent a yahuud area

 

[romanzolanski]

this teacher at my school was having a gay relationships/sugar daddy arrangement with a couple of his students he eventually got caught and arrested.

a kid got stabbed in the middle of religion class over an iPhone.

i saw these 11th graders fukin in the stairwell during lunch period.

 

[saafiahnaxariis]

south london where do i even begin

-In year 8 a pedo maths teacher got jailed after they found feet pics of students

- my history teacher had her phone stolen so many times that year it became a sporttill my brothers one got stolen by the art teacher and the school only paid us half so we broke her windows and slashed her tires. we got caught but we made a deal with the headteacher not to expose the teacher

-some fob got caught banging a cadaan girl in the disabled toilets and he got excluded for 1 month to return and do the same thing, but this time he got her pregnant and the girl claimed it was rape. his family got him a ticket to boosaaso but they got caught and they all got deported

- some 7areer drug dealer tried to stab my cousin in our gcse english exams. the blade only went in like a few inches into his thigh and this mf overreacted and "blacked out" so he could get some special circumstance and redo it. my adeers and other cousins found the guy lacking after school and beat him with up with a tire iron (they were cab drivers)

- the nurse got found passed out on a overdose of morphine but the security guard "confiscated it" and me and my habibti caught him dealing to some local nitties

- my cab driver dad who used to be a dugsi macalin drove a bunch of haliimos to a party one night and recognised some of them as his old students. he told me he kept getting the urge to karbaash those dh!los and pull of their wigs. they had the audacity to share mdma in his car too.

- there was a haliimo drug dealer in my 6th form that used to go to my tuiton, she was such a miskiin before but now she sold coke and other shit to some haliimos. she tried to suck my d!ck in the parking lot and my habibti caught her about to and the ***** went crazy. they ganged up on me and i had to run to the park with my pants sagging and some adeer snaked to my dad- the karbaash was crazy that day

WTFFF

 

[Habbad]

cant ever trust cadan women. how you gonna claim rape the second time you got caught?

 

[Drago]

This man went to school in the phantom zone from Superman

 

[Royalflush]

cant ever trust cadan women. how you gonna claim rape the second time you got caught?

They get to join the metoo society