Wildest school shit

[Milo]

Driftwood? Heard you niggas wilding out there

u listen to drill akh?

 

[Royalflush]

Nah man I’m from Liverpool styll
Toxteth to be specific

Are there bare malis there
Scouser

 

[Royalflush]

u listen to drill akh?

Back in the day when it was hard it fell off now all them yutes are fruity now

 

[Milo]

Are there bare malis there
Scouser

lowe me bro
yea fam bareee Malis wallahi
mans never lonely in ends

 

[Milo]

Back in the day when it was hard it fell off now all them yutes are fruity now

Swear down bro
MizOrMac and AM and dem man bro were heard
Now all of them go rich n da
Mizormac is still hard doe
Loski is a fruity midget
Did u see any of dem man?
Are there bare Malis in kennington

 

[Milo]

Are there bare malis there
Scouser

Bro ends is hot right now
Bare poverty and crime
Shooting happens nearly every few days
The gang in ends are active so they go on glides bare meaning a lot of retaliation happens

 

[Royalflush]

Swear down bro
MizOrMac and AM and dem man bro were heard
Now all of them go rich n da
Mizormac is still hard doe
Loski is a fruity midget
Did u see any of dem man?
Are there bare Malis in kennington

Yeah fam you remember the chicken shop where they did Kennington is where it started I live near there
Nah not really mostly ja7eees imma move to west tho all my mali bros live there
Dicka d and fruity are the worst

 

[Milo]

Yeah fam you remember the chicken shop where they did Kennington is where it started I live near there
Nah not really mostly ja7eees imma move to west tho all my mali bros live there
Dicka d and fruity are the worst

Yooo can u go buy a meal from there rn for the sake of the ting

 

[Royalflush]

Bro ends Are hot right now
Bare poverty and crime
Shooting happens nearly every few days
The gang in ends are active so they go on glides bare meaning a lot of retaliation happens

Fam I thought Liverpool was some cadaan gaajo ends
So who do the malis beef
How old are you

 

[Royalflush]

Yooo can u go buy a meal from there rn for the sake of the ting

I ain’t in London rn bro

 

[Milo]

Fam I thought Liverpool was some cadaan gaajo ends
So who do the malis beef
How old are you

15 innit
there are bare Muslims here bro not only malis and a few white man
I don’t think they go to school they probably go OT and sell guns to gms in London and manny and other cities and few sell pebs to the nitties
Mostly drug centered gang but I think they beef north lpool

 

[Milo]

I ain’t in London rn bro

rah fam

 

[Royalflush]

15 innit
there are bare Muslims here bro not only malis and a few white man
I don’t think they go to school they probably go OT and sell guns to gms in London and manny and other cities and few sell pebs to the nitties
Mostly drug centered gang but I think they beef north lpool

Wallahi I thought you were mid 20s
Aint no miskiin city when malis move in
Stay in school

 

[المهندس]

You can't be saying that as a Peckham yute.

Peckham ? please dont insult me ukhti

 

[Milo]

Wallahi I thought you were mid 20s
Aint no miskiin city when malis move in
Stay in school

Safe bro
lastly
What qabil are u abtii

 

[Royalflush]

Safe bro
lastly
What qabil are u abtii

Marehan
Aren’t you that abgaal yute

 

[Milo]

Peckham ? please dont insult me ukhti

That’s a vio still
I will call trizzac

 

[Milo]

Marehan
Aren’t you that abgaal yute

Nah mans isaaq

 

[QueenofKings]

south london where do i even begin

-In year 8 a pedo maths teacher got jailed after they found feet pics of students

- my history teacher had her phone stolen so many times that year it became a sporttill my brothers one got stolen by the art teacher and the school only paid us half so we broke her windows and slashed her tires. we got caught but we made a deal with the headteacher not to expose the teacher

-some fob got caught banging a cadaan girl in the disabled toilets and he got excluded for 1 month to return and do the same thing, but this time he got her pregnant and the girl claimed it was rape. his family got him a ticket to boosaaso but they got caught and they all got deported

- some 7areer drug dealer tried to stab my cousin in our gcse english exams. the blade only went in like a few inches into his thigh and this mf overreacted and "blacked out" so he could get some special circumstance and redo it. my adeers and other cousins found the guy lacking after school and beat him with up with a tire iron (they were cab drivers)

- the nurse got found passed out on a overdose of morphine but the security guard "confiscated it" and me and my habibti caught him dealing to some local nitties

- my cab driver dad who used to be a dugsi macalin drove a bunch of haliimos to a party one night and recognised some of them as his old students. he told me he kept getting the urge to karbaash those dh!los and pull of their wigs. they had the audacity to share mdma in his car too.

- there was a haliimo drug dealer in my 6th form that used to go to my tuiton, she was such a miskiin before but now she sold coke and other shit to some haliimos. she tried to suck my d!ck in the parking lot and my habibti caught her about to and the ***** went crazy. they ganged up on me and i had to run to the park with my pants sagging and some adeer snaked to my dad- the karbaash was crazy that day

I’m in the ghetto ratatata...ratatataa

This is the most ghetto childhood I’ve ever heard from a Somali in the UK.

So what’s life like for you now? What do you do? How do you survive a childhood like that?

 

[Yukon_Niner]

@Calaf see what I said about South London