Wikileaks was right! The Pieces of the Puzzle is coming together, this all makes sense now!

[Wei]

This is dedicated to @DR OSMAN , I'm going to one up you sxb.

Various leaks from Wikileaks regarding Somalia has one common factor, the balkanization of the country by our hostile neighbors with the support of US/Western countries and our "allies" in the Arab league(UAE and Saudi Arabia) to destabilize the country and put us in a never ending spiral of conflict and poverty, essentially making it easier for these nations to keep us under their sphere of influence. I will retrace all the key moments leading to the current predicament we are in today, excluding the civil war, where this has all emanated from. It was well known the US/British intelligence(CIA and M16) supported various warlords from each clan in the civil war. This leads to the first event...

4.5 system of governance: The 4.5 system was created by warlords and fellow corrupt politicians supported by our enemies, with insights from IOG's Djibouti. The controversies in this agreement includes the disenfranchisement of minority groups in Somalia, otherwise known as .5ers, and placing the Issaq clan under Dir, thereby causing disagreement with secessionist Somaliland and ruining any potential for reconciliation.Many poltical leaders such as Sheikh Sharif and Faroole were against this deal, with many suggesting Ethiopian influence in this agreement. This system was designed to balkanize Somalia into "mini states" and create disunity and never ending disagreement between people who share a common language and religion.

2006 invasion by Ethiopia with the support of the US and encouragment from Saudia Arabia/UAE: With covert support by the US, Ethiopia Blitzkrieged into Xamar with 50,000 troops, tanks, air support, support from the TFG. It is well known from Wikileaks sources that this operation was supported by US fighter planes, logistics, intelligence gatherings as Ethiopia's amateurish army was incapable of such a long range operation. The US pressured Meles Zenawi to invade Somalia to oust the Islamic Courts Union, who at the time were the defecto government in place of the TFG. The ICU managed to bring peace and the rule of law, in a place once besieged by kacan warlords and their degenerate followers. The ICU didn't come across me to as a group seeking to dominate politics in Somalia, nor were they anti government. Sheikh Sharif Ahmed, the chairman of the ICU, was a leader respect by all Somali clans in the South, sadly he's now a puppet, a shell of his former self.

The US and her allies feared peace returning after a decade of anarchy, so they went ahead with plans to invade the south. I am sure a government ruled by the Quran and the sunnah of the Prophet SAW would have brought about everlasting peace and a unified nation, but this wasn't supported by the nations mentioned above. The AU passed a resolution to bring about AU troops to the south, a mandate rejected by the ICU. Shortly after, Ethiopia invaded, while their mission was accomplished, they retreated with heavy blows dealt to them by the mujahideen. Wikileaks released a conversation between the crown prince of Abu Dhabi, and at the time the U.S. Central Commander General John Abizaid. His quotes( "The Somalia job was fantastic") The crown Prince offered a congratulatory message from his kingdom and that of Saudi Arabia, on a job well done in Somalia.

Alshabaab, the AU mission in Somalia, and the creation of Jubaland state: Alshabaab is funded by western nations with the help of our neighbors Ethiopia and Kenya as well as Gulf states such as Saudi Arabia and the UAE. Al shabaab is a terrorist group designed to impede any hope of progress in the horn of Africa. Among the nations under the peacekeeping mission :Ethiopia,Kenya,Burundi,Uganda to name a few. The AS threat is over-exaggerated to say the least, creating a fear factor which keeps the South from potential investments and development. One can wonder why AS refuse to attack Ethiopian troops, while seemingly engaging in firefights here and there with Kenyan troops.

The truth is both sides benefit from AS, Kenya benefits from the charcoal trade with AS, along with the UAE. It's been well reported the UAE actively buys charcoal imported from Somalia in large quantities, engaging in buisness with a terrorist group which they supposedly are against. AS doesn't have the capability to ship and transport the charcoal, Kenya facilitates this trade by providing the logistics to transport the charcoal, using their airport to ship this product to the UAE. Kenyatta's Kenya masquerades as an enemy of AS while profiting from their presence in the region.Ethiopian influence in AS is as clear as day.

The policies the TPLF regime in Ethiopia imposes a strategy based on age-old divide and rule colonial methods and do not have any ideological inclination or orientation to it. The groups they support in Somalia whether they are extremist hardlined Salafis(Al Shabaab) or Sufis(ASWJ) does not really matter to them as long as they are preventing the establishment of unified Somali state.

It is well known Jubaland was created by Kenya, with the help of former AS operative Ahmed Madobe and his cronies. One Kenyan MP even admitted to this under the basis of "securing Kenya's border" by creating a buffer zone or essentially a "Somali" state under the sphere of influence of Kenya. This process was finalized in Kismayo, when a few hundred delegates were summoned to elect Kenyan puppet Madobe. Ethiopia was initially against this arrangement, but disagreements between the two were ironed out when Kenya sent a delegation to Addis Ababa. Kenya controls Jubaland and has it firmly under its sphere of influence.

The Berbera deal between Sland, UAE, and Ethiopia and other deals by federal states in Somalia:
This debacle between Somaliland and CFG could have been ironed out by a meeting between their respective leaders, but they chose to undermine each other and put the nation as a whole in jeopardy. The UAE has engaged in investments, two of which include the deals signed with Pland and Sland. P&O and DP world are two sides of the same coin, both operated and funded with the blessings of the crown prince. By signing a deal unilaterally with Ethiopia and UAE, Sland has bypassed the CFG in it's business dealings with foreign nations, seeking recognition and legitimacy as a sovereign state.

The agreement with Ethiopia today was planned and signed by Abiy and the crown prince of UAE in Addis Ababa a mere 24 hours before his arrival in Xamar. This deal between the Farmajo administration and Ethiopia seeks to legitimize the DP world deal by signing an agreement to give shares of 4 ports in Somalia, Kismayo, Bosaso, Mogadishu, and Berbera, a major concession by the CFG. Essentially Farmajo sought to undermine the secessionist gov't of Musa Bihi by making the UAE and Ethiopia sign a deal by going through the channel of the CFG rather than seeking to infringe on the "sovereignty" of Somalia. Make no mistake about it, this was highway robbery by Ethiopia, facilitated by the UAE. Ethiopia shored up its secessionist groups by placing an Oromo stooge as PM, putting lipstick on a pig, then made it's move to carve out it's portion of Somalia.

I expect Kenya to make moves down South in the near future, the balkanization of the country into two regions is coming to fruition, the north controlled by the Abyssinians and the South by Bantus. This plan was reported years ago by a wikileaks source. The entire archive on this can be found on the internet, any interested readers can view this for themselves. What a shithole this country has become, we have our treacherous so called "leaders" to blame. This is one of the final nails in the coffin. RIP Somalia

f*ck Ethiopia and all sand nations who help their cause. Screw Kenya, I hope their economy collapses. May Iran nuke the UAE and Saudi Arabia to oblivion. This will lead to the real birth of the mujahideen, one which frees us from our current predicament. I support an Duterte type government which assassinates/liquidates all treasonous politicians and buisnessman, including their families. @SomaliWadaniSoldier This dream will come to fruition soon by the way of USNM. , may the mujahideen be guided by vengeance and extreme animosity towards faqaash Aidsthiopians and Shot gun barrel nose Bantus

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

This is good. Thanks

 

[Wei]

Steps needed to be taken by the new government:

1. Repeal and replace 4.5

2. A trip to the Kremlin to gain support and partnership from Putin, we will encourage Russians to bomb areas controlled by AS and ISIS. Maybe they can lend us some of their grade A nerve agents to liquidate all regional leaders in Somalia and potential opponents.

3. Force an expedited removal of AU troops in the region, if they refuse, take up arms against them.

4. With the influence of China and Russia, lift the arms embargo placed on us the UN, if unsuccessful, engage in under the table arms dealings with nations such as North Korea, Iran, Russia.

5. Leave the Arab League and apply for admission or observer status into the Shanghai Cooperation Organization.

6. Reestablish diplomatic ties with Iran. A visit to Tehran with the honourable Ayatollah Khamenei seeking the deployment of the Iranian revolutionary guards to battle UAE in Socorta, Somalia and arms to fight our enemies within our current borders.

7. Nullify all investment deals by the previous government, and use funds to help build our agriculture sector, feeding our population and exporting the remaining crop/seeds to other nations for profit.

Seek investment from countries who aren't considered national security threats such as Russia, China, Maylasia, Indonesia, India, etc.

8. Ban the import of Khat and make its use illegal

9. Ban the IMF/UN from the country. Don't accept any "humanitarian aid" from the UN and authorize full control over the central bank, keeping it from the clutches of the IMF. Ban the use of Riba(interest).

Apply for admission into the Asian Infrastructure Bank, and peg our national currency to Gold, creating an Halal environment for buisness transactions.

10. Establish a news channel to promote our new government with propaganda. Use the channel to delegitimize our opponents and promote our agenda.

If Putin can steer Russia from the brink of collapse during the transition period after the fall of the Soviet Union in as little as 3 years, I suppose it will take us a bit longer, maybe in 7-8 years as we don't have the foundations Russia had from their previous regime.

This is extremely ambitious and will take a leader who is equally as ruthless as Putin and a tactician in the geopolitical game of foreign diplomacy. I have the potential to become such a leader, I am the last hope for this nation

 

[Wei]

I forgot to mention the recent news of the creation of an Ethiopian navy. Now ask yourself, why would a landlocked country seek to establish naval forces? I guess we found out today.

We shall bring back the world's most feared navy, the Somali pirates. We will capture and sink any foreign vessels in our waters, including Raw meat eating Aidthiopians. All we need some skinnies from the local khat lounge, AK47's, and a banana boat to patrol our waters.

A low budget naval force but they exceed the capabilities of high budget naval forces such as they Navy Seals and Spetnaz PDSS. What a brilliant mind Allah has blessed me with

 

[Karim]

It's all fairytales without a true reconciliation sxb. And also Befriending Russia is never the answer those Slavic savages betrayed us in Ogaden War, so trusting them again is never the answer plus they're economically weak themselves after the US imposed so many sanctions on their sorry ass.
f*ck Russia.

 

[Wei]

It's all fairytales without a true reconciliation sxb. And also Befriending Russia is never the answer those Slavic savages betrayed us in Ogaden War so trusting them again is never the answer plus they're economically weak themselves after the US imposed so many sanctions on their sorry ass.
f*ck Russia.

Such Mooryaan our ppl are. What type of ppl engage in a nation defining civil war and then refuse to bring about reconciliation talks, this is why we are cursed.

As far our Russia goes, they're no friends in politics merely interests. The Soviet Union made the choice of supporting Ethiopia after Siad Barre's refusal to engage in peace talks with Ethiopia. The munafiq Castro and his Soviet overlords raised the ridiculous idea to combine Ethiopia and Somalia as a nation but that was swiftly rejected by Siad Barre.

The Soviets didn't care about who controlled the Ogaden but they also understood our cause for the war, they simply wanted Siad Barre to cut all channels of communication with Saudi Arabia. They're main issue with Siad Barre was with his growing ties to Saudi Arabia, which were at the time under the influence of the UK/western nations. Saudi Arabia promised 200 million dollars of aid if the Somalia attacked Ethiopia but hint hint.. in typical Saudi fashion they aid never came.

Also know Siad Barre thought of the war as pointless, Ethiopia was reeling under extreme poverty and divided under the rule of Haile Meriam. He simply could have funded a guerrilla unit to achieve the goal of this war. They could have taken the Ogaden without firing a bullet.

 

[Shaolin23]

Such Mooryaan our ppl are. What type of ppl engage in a nation defining civil war and then refuse to bring about reconciliation talks, this is why we are cursed.

As far our Russia goes, they're no friends in politics merely interests. The Soviet Union made the choice of supporting Ethiopia after Siad Barre's refusal to engage in peace talks with Ethiopia. The munafiq Castro and his Soviet overlords raised the ridiculous idea to combine Ethiopia and Somalia as a nation but that was swiftly rejected by Siad Barre.

The Soviets didn't care about who controlled the Ogaden but they also understood our cause for the war, they simply wanted Siad Barre to cut all channels of communication with Saudi Arabia. They're main issue with Siad Barre was with his growing ties to Saudi Arabia, which were at the time under the influence of the UK/westerner nations. Saudi Arabia promised 200 million dollars of aid if the Somalia attacked Ethiopia but hint hint.. in typical Saudi fashion they aid never came.

Also know Siad Barre thought of the war as pointless, Ethiopia was reeling under extreme poverty and divided under the rule of Haile Meriam. He simply could have funded a guerrilla unit to achieve the goal of this war. They could have taken the Ogaden without firing a bullet.

That war and liberation of western Somalia actually meant everything in the world to Siad Barre and eventually that’s what led to his downfall

 

[Thegoodshepherd]

@Wei good attempt but you are wrong on Jubaland. The three states of the Juba Valley were always going to become a federal state, whether it was formed by Kenya or UAE or whatever. It was an inevitable thing, nothing at all to do with Ahmed Madoobe. This is why every Marehan supports Jubaland even though most hate Ahmed Madoobe. @nine @Sheikh hate Madoobe, but they are not at all opposed to the creation of Jubaland in 2012. Keep in mind that Koonfur Galbeed, Hiirshabelle also exist because Amisom cleared Alshabab from Baydhabo and Jowhar respectivly, as Kenya did with Kismayo. Jubaland is controversial because it is by far the richest region in Somalia and everyone wants in, not because Kenya created it.

 

[Wei]

@Wei good attempt but you are wrong on Jubaland. The three states of the Juba Valley were always going to become a federal state, whether it was formed by Kenya or UAE or whatever. It was an inevitable thing, nothing at all to do with Ahmed Madoobe. This is why every Marehan supports Jubaland even though most hate Ahmed Madoobe. @nine @Sheikh hate Madoobe, but they are not at all opposed to the creation of Jubaland in 2012. Keep in mind that Koonfur Galbeed, Hiirshabelle also exist because Amisom cleared Alshabab from Baydhabo and Jowhar respectivly, as Kenya did with Kismayo. Jubaland is controversial because it is by far the richest region in Somalia and everyone wants in, not because Kenya created it.

No, I'm not wrong. Jubaland is an Kenyan project. Although it was bound to be created to counter the creation of Galmudug. Kenya controls the administration in Kismayo and appointed blackey as its puppet. Daroods wanted to create a Darood state after Hawiye created Galmudug. This is fact.

 

[Wei]

That war and liberation of western Somalia actually meant everything in the world to Siad Barre and eventually that’s what led to his downfall

He led to his own downfall. Siad Barre could have funded and equipped Ogadenian fighters covertly to achieve this. Ethiopia was easy pickings at the time, they could have retaken the Ogaden with ease.

 

[Karim]

@Wei Tribal reconciliation will never be successful as the distrust and hatred between the clans had deepened drastically it reached the point of no return. Federalism is the only system that can save us and gradually heal the wounds of the civil war.

As for Russia, their economic situation won't allow them to even think of meddling East African affairs. Our current politicans don't even have the balls to say "no" to the US imperialism let alone side with Russia.

 

[Wei]

@Wei Tribal reconciliation will never be successful as the distrust and hatred between the clans had deepened drastically it reached the point of no return. Federalism is the only system that can save us and gradually heal the wounds of the civil war.

As for Russia, their economic situation won't allow them to even think of meddling East African affairs. Our current politicans don't even have the balls to say "no" to the US imperialism let alone side with Russia.

Russians for weapons, Chinese for investments.I didn't say rely soley on Russia alone, hence why I encouraged us to join the Chinese Investment Bank.

The current model of federalism needs drastic reforms. I agree with federalism as no clan/sub clan wants to be ruled over by the other.

I would like to get rid of the CFG all together and create a panel of Federal states and their respective Presidents. Rotate the head of the panel every during a set timeframe. Appoint a PM to oversee foreign affairs. First reconciliation must occur, as each Gobol has to be involved in the process of creating a new constitution. Sadly this will never occur.

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

@Wei good attempt but you are wrong on Jubaland. The three states of the Juba Valley were always going to become a federal state, whether it was formed by Kenya or UAE or whatever. It was an inevitable thing, nothing at all to do with Ahmed Madoobe. This is why every Marehan supports Jubaland even though most hate Ahmed Madoobe. @nine @Sheikh hate Madoobe, but they are not at all opposed to the creation of Jubaland in 2012. Keep in mind that Koonfur Galbeed, Hiirshabelle also exist because Amisom cleared Alshabab from Baydhabo and Jowhar respectivly, as Kenya did with Kismayo. Jubaland is controversial because it is by far the richest region in Somalia and everyone wants in, not because Kenya created it.

JL by far richest region in Somalia?

Such sweeping statement. Do tell.

 

[nine]

@Wei good attempt but you are wrong on Jubaland. The three states of the Juba Valley were always going to become a federal state, whether it was formed by Kenya or UAE or whatever. It was an inevitable thing, nothing at all to do with Ahmed Madoobe. This is why every Marehan supports Jubaland even though most hate Ahmed Madoobe. @nine @Sheikh hate Madoobe, but they are not at all opposed to the creation of Jubaland in 2012. Keep in mind that Koonfur Galbeed, Hiirshabelle also exist because Amisom cleared Alshabab from Baydhabo and Jowhar respectivly, as Kenya did with Kismayo. Jubaland is controversial because it is by far the richest region in Somalia and everyone wants in, not because Kenya created it.

Jubaland is Kismayo. Jubaland is KDF babysitting Madoobe who can't even fully move around Kismayo. I don't oppose Jubaland as a maamul goboleed but it ain't gonna work and there's gonna be heavy fighting in the Kismayo district the minute Kenya leaves this is a known fact.

No, I'm not wrong. Jubaland is an Kenyan project. Although it was bound to be created to counter the creation of Galmudug. Kenya controls the administration in Kismayo and appointed blackey as its puppet. Daroods wanted to create a Darood state after Hawiye created Galmudug. This is fact.

Addressing Darod as one political entity.
First major mistake.

 

[Sleepy Hollow]

JL by far richest region in Somalia?

Such sweeping statement. Do tell.

The agricultural capabilities of Jubbaland, its offshore oil-blocks and the port of Kismayo make it the Somali region with the most potential. Only the creation of a Banaadir state that discovered oil would outcompete it. However potential is worth jack-shit if not properly utilized.

 

[nine]

JL by far richest region in Somalia?

Such sweeping statement. Do tell.

Petroleum in Gedo.
Port of Kismayo.
The Jubba river has a higher output than the Shabelle river.
Highest ranfall in Somalia is in JL.

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

The agricultural capabilities of Jubbaland, its offshore oil-blocks and the port of Kismayo make it the Somali region with the most potential. Only the creation of a Banaadir state that discovered oil would outcompete it. However potential is worth jack-shit if not properly utilized.

The Two Shabeles and Banadir have all of that and more.

As far as oil goes, the North has far more. Somaliland and Puntland both have same basins as Middle East

 

[Sleepy Hollow]

The Two Shabeles and Banadir have all of that and more.

As far as oil goes, the North has far more. Somaliland and Puntland both have same formation as Middle East

Yes but none of those regions (Hirashabelle, Banaadir and the two northern states) have all three. Banaadir has the port but lacks oil, Hirashabelle and Konfuur Galbeed lack oil/ports and the two Northern states lack the amount of fertility and rivers that Jubbaland has. Jubbaland is barely secure yet it still brings in more money than the rest of the federal states except Puntland/Somaliland. Essentially Jubbaland has it all.

 

[nine]

The Two Shabeles and Banadir have all of that and more.

As far as oil goes, the North has far more. Somaliland and Puntland both have same basins as Middle East

Shabelle river has a lower output to the Juba river and Ethiopia is damming the river.
The Juba river has three sources.
Jubaland has excellent pasture (J/Hoose and western J/Dhexe and southern Gedo).
Gedo has two rivers - the Dawa river and the Juba river.

 

[Ras]

It's all fairytales without a true reconciliation sxb. And also Befriending Russia is never the answer those Slavic savages betrayed us in Ogaden War, so trusting them again is never the answer plus they're economically weak themselves after the US imposed so many sanctions on their sorry ass.
f*ck Russia.

Totally agree. f*ck Russia.

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