Why somalia would be better if it was annexed by Ethiopia

[caanoshaah]

if Ethiopia annexed Somalia tomorrow i actually think somalia would get better overnight and i’m not even trying to be funny

Somalia literally been “independent” since the 60s and still can’t figure out how to have traffic lights or a government that lasts longer than 6 months without beefing itself and before ppl say “but they’re Christian!!!” likeeee okayyy?? you’d rather keep pretending Somalia is some Islamic utopia while half the population is jobless and bribery is just the default setting as if that’s halal

Ethiopians will argue politics for sure but they’re not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight like be fucking fr and it’s so funny bc Somalis will talk the MOST trash about Ethiopia and then fly to Addis for surgery, visas, school lmfaooo this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt if you read this don’t reply cuz I’m just tryna to test yall literacy skills and see who actually reads what they respond to like I ain’t even tryna say Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just higher. Like if y’all told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff

 

[novanova]

Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just… higher. if you told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff

kkkkkkk if you actually knew how bad things are in Ethiopia you’d praise Somalia everyday.

Stable currency?

Ethiopian Birr: World's 3rd Worst Currency Due to Sharp Depreciation - Ethiopian News: Trusted, In-Depth Analysis | The Habesha

(TH) - This week's edition of Hanke's Currency Watchlist has flagged the Ethiopian birr as the world's third worst currency. A whopping drop of approximately

thehabesha.com

Working trains?

Ethiopia: Addis Ababa Rail System Struggles as Only 15 Trains Remain Operational

Out of the 41 trains that once operated in Addis Ababa, only 15 are currently providing rail transport services, according to city officials.

www.2merkato.com

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-12/addis-ababa-ethiopia-metro-s-decline-shows-china-s-step-back-from-africa

 

[caanoshaah]

kkkkkkk if you actually knew how bad things are in Ethiopia you’d praise Somalia everyday.

Stable currency?

Ethiopian Birr: World's 3rd Worst Currency Due to Sharp Depreciation - Ethiopian News: Trusted, In-Depth Analysis | The Habesha

(TH) - This week's edition of Hanke's Currency Watchlist has flagged the Ethiopian birr as the world's third worst currency. A whopping drop of approximately

thehabesha.com

Working trains?

Ethiopia: Addis Ababa Rail System Struggles as Only 15 Trains Remain Operational

Out of the 41 trains that once operated in Addis Ababa, only 15 are currently providing rail transport services, according to city officials.

www.2merkato.com

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-04-12/addis-ababa-ethiopia-metro-s-decline-shows-china-s-step-back-from-africa

Victim #1

 

[novanova]

Ethiopia is obsessed with it’s image that’s why you don’t know how bad it is. Anyway Somalias petty clan politics > Ethiopias genocidal ethnic politics Ethiopia is a country full of strangers who are obsessed with dominating, subjugating and exploiting eachother. And they don’t shy away from taking out a couple of hundred of thousands or 1 million every few years to keep their feudal state ”intact”.

anyway the Tigray War will most likely be reignited soon, lets hope they kill less people this second round

 

[caanoshaah]

Ethiopia is obsessed with it’s image that’s why you don’t know how bad it is. Anyway Somalias petty clan politics > Ethiopias genocidal ethnic politics Ethiopia is a country full of strangers who are obsessed with dominating, subjugating and exploiting eachother. And they don’t shy away from taking out a couple of hundred of thousands or 1 million every few years to keep their feudal state ”intact”.

anyway the Tigray War will most likely be reignited soon, lets hope they kill less people this second round

Mf you not getting it at all you missed a crucial part of my post Imma stay quiet

 

[novanova]

You ain’t getting it at all you missed a crucial part of my post

I read that part. Just wanted to enlighten anybody that came across this post on how bad things are in Ethiopia.

 

[caanoshaah]

I read that part. Just wanted to enlighten anybody that came across this post on how bad things are in Ethiopia.

Now you read it Keep it between us for the rest of these buffoons

 

[Magaffe]

if Ethiopia annexed Somalia tomorrow i actually think somalia would get better overnight and i’m not even trying to be funny

Somalia literally been “independent” since the 60s and still can’t figure out how to have traffic lights or a government that lasts longer than 6 months without beefing itself and before ppl say “but they’re Christian!!!” likeeee okayyy?? you’d rather keep pretending Somalia is some Islamic utopia while half the population is jobless and bribery is just the default setting as if that’s halal

Ethiopians will argue politics for sure but they’re not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight like be fucking fr and it’s so funny bc Somalis will talk the MOST trash about Ethiopia and then fly to Addis for surgery, visas, school lmfaooo this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt if you read this don’t reply cuz I’m just tryna to test yall literacy skills and see who actually reads what they respond to like I ain’t even tryna say Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just higher. Like if y’all told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff

We need to do an ancestry test on this individual.

Go back to where you came from (https://mereja.com/main).

 

[Rayaale]

Ethiopia can’t even feed its people and are massacring each other, they only have pr

 

[caanoshaah]

We need to do an ancestry test on this individual.

Go back to where you came from (https://mereja.com/main).

Ethiopia can’t even feed its people and are massacring each other, they only have pr

Victims 2 and 3

 

[Nilotic]

A free Nation needs only a window in time to change course; an occupied people need to sacrifice millions and decades in order to regain autonomy

Somalia has access to the sea; it's homogeneous in ethnic and religious terms; and so can rise more easily than States that are too diverse for their own good.

Why is giving up on your people a good thing?

 

[caanoshaah]

A free Nation needs only a window in time to change course; an occupied people need to sacrifice millions and decades in order to regain autonomy

Somalia has access to the sea; it's homogeneous in ethnic and religious terms; and so can rise more easily than States that are too diverse for their own good.

Why is giving up on your people a good thing?

Victim number 4

 

[Guure⁸]

Dying for a

Ethiopia is obsessed with it’s image that’s why you don’t know how bad it is. Anyway Somalias petty clan politics > Ethiopias genocidal ethnic politics Ethiopia is a country full of strangers who are obsessed with dominating, subjugating and exploiting eachother. And they don’t shy away from taking out a couple of hundred of thousands or 1 million every few years to keep their feudal state ”intact”.

anyway the Tigray War will most likely be reignited soon, lets hope they kill less people this second round

True walahi, Ethiopia is the only country in the horn that every president it had/has genocides his ppl

 

[Nilotic]

Victim number 4

Maxaad u qosleeysa?

 

[caanoshaah]

Dying for a

True walahi, Ethiopia is the only country in the horn that every president it had/has genocides his ppl

Victim #5 ???

Maxaad u qosleeysa?

Read my post

 

[wonyluvr]

if Ethiopia annexed Somalia tomorrow i actually think somalia would get better overnight and i’m not even trying to be funny

Somalia literally been “independent” since the 60s and still can’t figure out how to have traffic lights or a government that lasts longer than 6 months without beefing itself and before ppl say “but they’re Christian!!!” likeeee okayyy?? you’d rather keep pretending Somalia is some Islamic utopia while half the population is jobless and bribery is just the default setting as if that’s halal

Ethiopians will argue politics for sure but they’re not holding nationwide conferences on whether music is haram or if a girl’s jeans are too tight like be fucking fr and it’s so funny bc Somalis will talk the MOST trash about Ethiopia and then fly to Addis for surgery, visas, school lmfaooo this is all complete bullshit written by chatgpt if you read this don’t reply cuz I’m just tryna to test yall literacy skills and see who actually reads what they respond to like I ain’t even tryna say Ethiopia is better but their baseline for “how to run a country” is just higher. Like if y’all told me i could swap out clan politics, fake nationalism and 50 years of dysfunction for like stable currency and working trains? yeah annex me idgaff

 

[Unicorn]

I think most somalis would rather die then be part of ethopia

 

[Espaa_]

 

[caanoshaah]

I’m hoping yall got my real point if so keep it quiet I will be revealing the truth in a second thread once this post is 24 hours old

 

[caanoshaah]

I think most somalis would rather die then be part of ethopia

Victim number 6