Why is there no new party for the next election?

Sigmundd

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Somalia next election takes place in 2026 and is a great shame most of the candidates are recycled or associated with hsm. How is there no fresh new party with fresh ideology have any seat in the parliament? you really think any of the ones who wants to be elected will make a fraction of change to Somalia? I was hoping to see a candidate who will dedicate in fighting terrorism and corruption but it seems like none of the seated parties care to implement the removal of terrorism. Somalia is at a crucial time where they need a tough leader who will male a great impact to the country since terrorism is on the rise and illegal immigration.
 

Devilsadvocate

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There aren’t any new candidates and it’s a shame, why do we have to recycle the same names every 5 years?
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Sigmundd

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If I was the president I would
deport illegal immigrants and ajanabis that are a threat
Close borders and heavily monitor
abolish qabil
expel foreign troops and cut ties with any country not deemed fit for Somalia
reconstruct the capital city and make all buildings white and plant thousands of palm trees across the capital
infrastructure boom
tackle poverty, heat wave, famine.
Make Somalia green
boost economy
education will be compulsory
health sect will boom
compulsory for somali men below the age of 40 to hit the gym and gain weight
hair transplant will be encouraged for any man who wants a good job and
Looksmaxxing will be implemented for anyone representing us outside of Somalia and that's including sports, airhostess, journalist, customer service, etc.
diet will change dramatically
 

AbrahamFreedom

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Somalis join politics for kursi doon (because they're narcissistic and crave respect and attention) or to enrich themselves (because they're greedy). They don't join politics because of political vision or because they have any political views; they get that from cadaan and Ayrab direction. Don't have high hopes for Somali politicians.
 

Vacelere

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If I was the president I would
deport illegal immigrants and ajanabis that are a threat
Close borders and heavily monitor
abolish qabil
expel foreign troops and cut ties with any country not deemed fit for Somalia
reconstruct the capital city and make all buildings white and plant thousands of palm trees across the capital
infrastructure boom
tackle poverty, heat wave, famine.
Make Somalia green
boost economy
education will be compulsory
health sect will boom
compulsory for somali men below the age of 40 to hit the gym and gain weight
hair transplant will be encouraged for any man who wants a good job and
Looksmaxxing will be implemented for anyone representing us outside of Somalia and that's including sports, airhostess, journalist, customer service, etc.
diet will change dramatically
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Sigmundd

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Somalis join politics for kursi doon (because they're narcissistic and crave respect and attention) or to enrich themselves (because they're greedy). They don't join politics because of political vision or because they have any political views; they get that from cadaan and Ayrab direction. Don't have high hopes for Somali politicians.
Your onto something every political of the 21st century have made little progress. Is all about transferring big sum of money to their bank and to have a rep "I was a president once" for their cv
 

ditto

i ❤️ somali men
If I was the president I would
deport illegal immigrants and ajanabis that are a threat
Close borders and heavily monitor
abolish qabil
expel foreign troops and cut ties with any country not deemed fit for Somalia
reconstruct the capital city and make all buildings white and plant thousands of palm trees across the capital
infrastructure boom
tackle poverty, heat wave, famine.
Make Somalia green
boost economy
education will be compulsory
health sect will boom
compulsory for somali men below the age of 40 to hit the gym and gain weight
hair transplant will be encouraged for any man who wants a good job and
Looksmaxxing will be implemented for anyone representing us outside of Somalia and that's including sports, airhostess, journalist, customer service, etc.
diet will change dramatically
I can’t stop laughing trying to imagine a president outlawing bidaarnimo and being skinny 😭😭
 

Sigmundd

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I can’t stop laughing trying to imagine a president outlawing bidaarnimo and being skinny 😭😭
loool sis that should be our main priority at this point due to how bad Somali men PR is. We need to tackle the stereotype of "all somali men look like barkhad" hence why if you are skinny with a big forehead/hairline you won't be allowed to join any sporting team, entertainment sect, customer service, journalist or anything that represents Somalis outside our country. We gotta throw our best to the world. No more foolxumos.
 

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