Why I could never be famous

[Xeda]

It’s feel like almost every celebrity out there has the coldest name ever, or at least it just slaps.

-Albert Einstein
- Nikola Tesla
- Usain Bolt
- Cristiano Ronaldo
- Bruce lee
I was thinking this morning

If I was famous would my name slap like that, I repeated my name constantly in different scenarios in an imaginary world where I’m famous up in my head.


Sadly the answer is no, my full name is ugly

So I would like to publicly curse all my forefathers and my ayeyo who gave me this name.

You’ve ruined my chances of changing the world.

 

[Xeda]

Before anyone comes in here laughing, you should be pissed too, I have a peasant name therefore I’m going to strict myself to the mear role of a peasant ,meaning you don’t get to enjoy what I would bring to the world, if I actually had a cool name I would have gone down as the greatest person in history, but alas I was doomed and hindered from success the moment I was named

 

[ina-cilmi]

you would not have been the greatest person in history anyway.

either way, the only reason these names sound "cool" is because they are well known. otherwise they'd just be normal names

 

[lahaine]

Before anyone comes in here laughing, you should be pissed too, I have a peasant name therefore I’m going to strict myself to the mear role of a peasant ,meaning you don’t get to enjoy what I would bring to the world, if I actually had a cool name I would have gone down as the greatest person in history, but alas I was doomed and hindered from success the moment I was named View attachment 326531

Don't know if you really mean it but those people made their name sound cool before them it was just an average peasant name like yours.

 

[Xeda]

Don't know if you really mean it but those people made their name sound cool before them it was just an average peasant name like yours.

you would not have been the greatest person in history anyway.

either way, the only reason these names sound "cool" is because they are well known. otherwise they'd just be normal names

It’s joke sxb, I’m sick and at home today, so I feel like playing around.

 

[Xeda]

you would not have been the greatest person in history anyway.

Are you doubting my abilities?

 

[Testo 21]

Being nobody has way more benefits, you can stay under the radar, unnoticed.

All that harassment and privacy invasion, its not worth it

 

[Xeda]

Being nobody has way more benefits, you can stay under the radar, unnoticed.

All that harassment and privacy invasion, its not worth it

I agree, this thread is just jokes, apparently none of you guys can detect sarcasm.

 

[Xeda]

Abeg where’s my girl @Mudug_gyal at?
none of these lot know banter
Show yourself sis

 

[ina-cilmi]

I agree, this thread is just jokes, apparently none of you guys can detect sarcasm.

kinda hard if its just text tbf

 

[Sharab]

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[Xeda]

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With that name…your Awoowe should keep it on the down low, success ain’t for him.
Tell your awoowe we’re going thru the same thing
Eagles that we’re stopped from spreading its wings
Stars ⭐️ that were blocked from shining.

 

[NomadicWarlord]

Being nobody has way more benefits, you can stay under the radar, unnoticed.

All that harassment and privacy invasion, its not worth it

Fax bro it aint worth selling your soul at the end of the day

 

[Sharab]

With that name…your Awoowe should keep it on the down low, success ain’t for him.
Tell your awoowe we’re going thru the same thing
Eagles that we’re stopped from spreading its wings
Stars ⭐️ that were blocked from shining.

 

[Xeda]

Pinky Promise me you’ll let him know?

 

[Wonyluvr]

I would never want to be famous anyways

 

[Sharab]

Pinky Promise me you’ll let him know?

Sadly I can’t promise you that

 

[Testo 21]

Fax bro it aint worth selling your soul at the end of the day

If you got basic necessities covered, you don't need nobody, but creator almighty.

 

[Xeda]

I would never want to be famous anyways

Yea tbf it’s very taxing Idk how celebrities deal with it.

 

[Mudug_gyal]

Yea tbf it’s very taxing Idk how celebrities deal with it.

Being a celeb is tacky imo