Why football should be banned

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Football (soccer) encourages rape. the very mechanics of the game hint strongly at themes of control, dominance and violence, the very fact that the players aim is to compete to violently thrust a ball (sperm) into a 'goal' (vagina) is inductive of rape culture, why is it not banned yet?
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We should have black footballs . Why does one never see black footballs ?Why are nearly all footballs white ?is this not a subsconcious symbolic demonstration of white supremacy ?
The footaballs are always kicked by black boots and other non-white boots, if anything it's a symbolic demonstration of white genocide.
 
The footaballs are always kicked by black boots and other non-white boots, if anything it's a symbolic demonstration of white genocide.
Sport generally has a history of racism . Up until the 1920s, black American males were made to wear bags over their heads and Fight each other while the white men placed bets on the boxing .I believe they also had different leagues for baseball and basketball .Too bad the kneegrows were too fast for Hitler's boys .
 

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Football (soccer) encourages rape. the very mechanics of the game hint strongly at themes of control, dominance and violence, the very fact that the players aim is to compete to violently thrust a ball (sperm) into a 'goal' (vagina) is inductive of rape culture, why is it not banned yet?
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Your honour, this is despicable and a cruel accusation against the beautiful game of football that has given heartaches, bewilderment, excitement, joy, happiness and tingling tense moments to billions of people and here is A Man crucifying and accusing it as a source of the evil action of rape. Your honour, football has saved nations from the brink of extinction, united societies, gave millions of young boys and girls fitness and even made a shitty city like Manchester to become famous. Who would have visited or heard Manchester without the Two giant football teams? No one, Sir. Your honour, it has been proven time and again that men who play and follow the beautiful game with passion don't rape women, but it is the freaks and the geeks like A Man who hate to socialise through sport and in particular the mighty football that rape woman. Your honour, do the honourable thing and dismiss this case.
 

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Your honour, this is despicable and a cruel accusation against the beautiful game of football that has given heartaches, bewilderment, excitement, joy, happiness and tingling tense moments to billions of people and here is A Man crucifying it and accusing it as a source of the evil action of rape. Your honour, football has saved nations from the brink of extinction, united societies, gave millions of young boys and girls fitness and even made a shitty city like Manchester to become famous. Who would have visited or heard Manchester without the Two giant football teams? No one, Sir. Your honour, it has been proven time and again that men who play and follow the beautiful game with passion don't rape women, but it is the freaks and the geeks like A Man who hate to socialise through sport and in particular the mighty football that rape woman. Your honour, do the honourable thing and dismiss this case.
... Adam Johnson ...:browtf:
 
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