Why do ppl on here love to lie?

Shimbiris · Apr 4, 2023

Javelin said:
Wouldn't you technically also be a "confused muslim in their element" just by being there View attachment 264509

I go with good friends and enjoy the dancing and goofing around with them and watching them go wild and stuff. You don't need to be sloshed and grinding up on a stranger to have a good time, walaal.

Yaraye · Apr 4, 2023

Garaad diinle said:
I was just playing but damn the thread you've mentioned is a gold mine. I had a quick look at it and i'm already invested into @Danakiil story. True or not i'm routing for the guy.

that's how it started for me this morning too. wonder if he got any updates :mjswag:

@Danakiil I choose you!

saaxib, where's the update?

Odious Delirium · Apr 4, 2023

Shimbiris said:
I go with good friends and enjoy the dancing and goofing around with them and watching them go wild and stuff. You don't need to be sloshed and grinding up on a stranger to have a good time, walaal.

I guess but the entire environment is haram which is just not my vibe I simply wouldn't be able to have any fun in that kind of environment. Music/drugs/alcohol etc

Shimbiris · Apr 4, 2023

Javelin said:
I guess but the entire environment is haram which is just not my vibe I simply wouldn't be able to have any fun in that kind of environment. Music/drugs/alcohol etc

I've run into Cabdis and Xalimos at clubs. Waa always a funny experience. A chubby Xalimo gave me a death stare like I was gonna snitch to her hooyo that she was there then eventually approached one of my non-Somali saaxiibs and asked him to get her a drink and he refused.

:dead:

The Faraax encounters were dubious. This club was known for being a Sudani hotspot and a lot of the Sudani Arabs and Nubians here can look hella Somali but this one guy... textbook Faraax, man. Textbook and the way he stammered then said no when I asked him if he was Somali tells me all I need to know.

:russ:

Barni · Apr 4, 2023

Shimbiris said:
I've run into Cabdis and Xalimos at clubs. Waa always a funny experience. A chubby Xalimo gave me a death stare like I was gonna snitch to her hooyo that she was there then eventually approached one of my non-Somali saaxiibs and asked him to get her a drink and he refused.

The Faraax encounters were dubious. This club was known for being a Sudani hotspot and a lot of the Sudani Arabs and Nubians here can look hella Somali but this one guy... textbook Faraax, man. Textbook and the way he stammered then said no when I asked him if he was Somali tells me all I need to know.

Asking a man to buy u a drink in the club is so embarrassing. They have to be the ones that offer.

Caaro · Apr 4, 2023

welcome to the internet

Dualke · Apr 4, 2023

Shimbiris said:
I go with good friends and enjoy the dancing and goofing around with them and watching them go wild and stuff. You don't need to be sloshed and grinding up on a stranger to have a good time, walaal.

I thought you were the type of dude to spend his Saturday night having shaax with odeys not clapping cheeks :meleshame:

GaradShabeel · Apr 4, 2023

Garaad diinle said:
I was just playing but damn the thread you've mentioned is a gold mine. I had a quick look at it and i'm already invested into @Danakiil story. True or not i'm routing for the guy.

Shimbiris · Apr 4, 2023

Dualke said:
I thought you were the type of dude to spend his Saturday night having shaax with odeys not clapping cheeks

I have only clapped one woman's cheeks my entire life and there were vows between us. I have frequented oday cafes many a time, though. No worries, walaalkay.

Barni · Apr 4, 2023

Shimbiris said:
I have only clapped one woman's cheeks my entire life and there were vows between us. I have frequented oday cafes many a time, though. No worries, walaalkay.

I hope u were married to this woman.

Odious Delirium · Apr 4, 2023

Shimbiris said:
I have only clapped one woman's cheeks my entire life and there were vows between us. I have frequented oday cafes many a time, though. No worries, walaalkay.

You divorced?

Garaad diinle · Apr 4, 2023

Dualke said:
I thought you were the type of dude to spend his Saturday night having shaax with odeys not clapping cheeks

You're clearly don't know the guy well enough his got some wild stories in the bag but i'm not one to tell you just have to look for them yourself. I thought he'd have some gold nugget of facts since his one of our top contributor in the historical section but to my surprise he had too much information to share kkkkk.

Shimbiris · Apr 4, 2023

Javelin said:
You divorced?

I'd rather not get into any details.

Khaem · Apr 4, 2023

Shimbiris said:
I'd rather not get into any details.