Why Bald Men Are Good For Society

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Hair or no hair... Doesn't matter as long as you carry yourself well. Coming from a guy with a full set of hair. Hit the gym though if you are bald.
 
Hair or no hair... Doesn't matter as long as you carry yourself well. Coming from a guy with a full set of hair. Hit the gym though if you are bald.
You know what they say. If you're hairless on top, you're hairless below the belt. Girls love it when you're smooth.
 
Just because your follicles have suffered a genocide doesn't mean you can't tumble Jennifer on the bed. Amazing how big the pity market in sex is.
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Bald hair only works on alpha dudes like the rock or vin diesel. Better on Ultra-Alpha niggas like Jeff Bezos.
Hairlets should become gym monkeys if they want to live with their heads or else it's sudoku
 
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Bald hair only works on alpha dudes like the rock or vin diesel. Better on Ultra-Alpha niggas like Jeff Bezos.
Hairlets should become gym monkeys if they want to live with their heads or else it's sudoku
We live in a post-Flinstone world: its not about which caveman is more Alpha. Girls dig sensitive guys. They like vulnerable men whom they can nurture. You have to say, When is breastfeeding time sweetheart?
 
We live in a post-Flinstone world: its not about which caveman is more Alpha. Girls dig sensitive guys. They like vulnerable men whom they can nurture. You have to say, When is breastfeeding time sweetheart?
a woman's first assumption of a man is their attractiveness, we may not like it but that's how it is
It's either the gym or taking chances with cryptos and having a membership with +500.com
 

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a woman's first assumption of a man is their attractiveness, we may not like it but that's how it is
It's either the gym or taking chances with cryptos and having a membership with +500.com
Depends on if you wanna bag a girl longterm or just a quick fuck...
 
a woman's first assumption of a man is their attractiveness, we may not like it but that's how it is
It's either the gym or taking chances with cryptos and having a membership with +500.com
Women's first assumption is: "how big is your shlong? Can you make my feet scratch the ceiling?"

Second assumption: how big is your bank balance?

Your shiny bidaar is last. My girlfriend hasn't even realised that her boo is destitute of fur
 
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