Why are U.K Somali men uglier than American?

[Always Lit]

You're such a liar Wallahi.


I hate you!

i know he's lying. Lol. you just confusing the f*ck outta me with your broken swahili.

 

[Dalmoor]

You're such a liar Wallahi.


I hate you!

You know what you just said in somali?

Hanoo dambeyso taasi/taas,( weka wakati ujao)

Isn't that roast worthy

 

[Always Lit]

Guys guys guys

Nipate kujitenga mwenyewe ikiwa ninaendelea kuzungumza. hebu tuachie hii wakati ni mapema.

tell me is this google...wallahi i wanna know.

 

[Dalmoor]

Labda ni vile mimi nakuwa saa zingine.. roho yangu safi

unajaribu kusema nini

translate that for us Miss @Reiko

 

[Saalax Bidaar]

I live in America and I have seen plenty of midgets even when I went to Minnesota.

 

[Sophisticate]

I think it depends.
I knew one UK unicorn. I wanted to capture him and throw him in an animal preserve for safe keeping. Abdi was so buff he needed to cuffed.

Hooyo told me, those guys are one boat ride away from being fobs since they don't have taps that mix hot and cold water.

*Aborted Mission*

I never talked to an American 'raised' boy. I know some Mavericks, though.

Canadian Abdis are so passe lol.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Reiko

In the U.K, maybe they ran out of coins because they do have coin operated water and electricity meters. Each individual has a shower timer of 2 minutes and 17 seconds. When @Knowles comes to Australia, first thing she has to do is have a bath for half a day.

 

[Dalmoor]

Nyamaza, mbwa wajinga. kumbusu mguu wangu.

Nacalaa kugu taalo.


@Dalmoor wewe ni tamu.

shukran Bi @Reiko

Unapaswa kuzungumza nyuma nyuma yangu, kula shit!

I recalled this @Always Lit

 

[Malikfiqi]

But uk xalimos look much better than their north american counterparts

Is dem issak tings

 

[Invader]

Ive noticed U.K Somali men are always short, far and stumpy.

In America, Somali guys are tall and lean. You will hardly see a Somali American guy under 6’0.


@Knowles have you noticed this?

@Reiko i'm a UK somali and i don't look like the witch from Snow White It's what your parents look like to make you23 chromosomes from the mother and 23 chromosomes from the fatherwaxan walaan

 

[Invader]

I don't hate dark skinned people, what I said slipped up. Blame @Kingcobra

my skin is more paler than other average faraax because i don't have melanin intake as the Sun is not that hot as it is in the other countriesi'm the only somali here that doesn't have timo Madow in this forum right

 

[Invader]

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i think the somalilander people are from colonial times or from the war

 

[AliUK]

Really?

Don't make me post pictures, most UK sisters are dhuxul like a burnt pan.


Sorry my UK sisters. I didn't mean what I said, @Kingcobra triggered me. Blame him... He's a Djibouti who likes seeing Somalis fight.


Shame on you..

When you lie like this, it just makes any legitimate argument invalid abaayo.

Dhuxul kulaha, hardly any are dark. If anything the number of darksins has decreased to the use of Diana.

 

[Invader]

When you lie like this, it just makes any legitimate argument invalid abaayo.

Dhuxul kulaha, hardly any are dark. If anything the number of darksins has decreased to the use of Diana.

walaal they haven't been to our majestic countrythey're jealous of our status being British

 

[Nilotufian]

Never understood what location got to do with it...

 

[World]

UK is gaajo wallahi

I’m moving to America in 3 years inshallah

Can’t wait to leave this shithole

 

[Muji]

UK is gaajo wallahi

I’m moving to America in 3 years inshallah

Can’t wait to leave this shithole

America is difficult to get in to..

Are you doing it the Ilhan Omar way?

 

[Rocca Littorio]

As an Australian: UK > USA

1. They have healthcare

2. They speak proper English

3. Won't get shot dead

4. The EPL, need I say more

5. Nando's is on a mad one in the UK.

 

[Rocca Littorio]

Another reason why US is shite.

I would rather listen to a Skepta/JME/Stormzy collab with JHus on the hook than the majority of US rap collabs.

 

[World]

America is difficult to get in to..

Are you doing it the Ilhan Omar way?

Finishing my degree then going to work in the US. Maybe marry an American.