Why are girls hitting on me near Ramadan

[government]

This week I had my coworker hot on me and said she'd like a bf like me and the gym lady told me to come to the gym and she's the only one who will be there shaytan is working extra hard before he gets locked up

 

[Lostbox]

It's also a test of your loyalty. Do not cheat my brother.

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[government]

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I ain't @R.Kelly I'm not planning to have an abortion every month

 

[Abdi Nur]

lol i realize that somali women tend to avoid stranger faraxs altogether during this month

 

[Mehmet]

This week I had my coworker hot on me and said she'd like a bf like me and the gym lady told me to come to the gym and she's the only one who will be there shaytan is working extra hard before he gets locked up

Yes so becareful out there as i just drove by topless beckys and staceys today

 

[AussieHustler]

@government

Make arrangements for Eid party.

 

[VixR]

Guys too. Bc this Ramadan is in the spring-summer, just out of a shitty winter. The weather is getting warmer and people are looking happier and acting hornier.

 

[AussieHustler]

Guys too. Bc this Ramadan is in the spring-summer, just out of a shitty winter. The weather is getting warmer and people are looking happier and acting hornier.

@VixR

Welcome back mate and how come only the crazy blokes like @government gets all the hits?

 

[VixR]

@VixR

Welcome back mate and how come only the crazy blokes like @government gets all the hits?

Thanks Aussie, it’s good to see you.

Maybe he looks good lol. You can practically smell the sex in the air come nice weather. You shed the jackets/layers, dress for the weather, the sun is out and you feel good. Flings are in the air.

 

[government]

Thanks Aussie, it’s good to see you.

Maybe he looks good lol. You can practically smell the sex in the air come nice weather. You shed the jackets/layers, dress for the weather, the sun is out and you feel good. Flings are in the air.

Have you been hit on too
I still think my explanation is better

 

[VixR]

Have you been hit on too
I still think my explanation is better

So shaytaan is your wingman, that’s

 

[Abdi Nur]

Thanks Aussie, it’s good to see you.

Maybe he looks good lol. You can practically smell the sex in the air come nice weather. You shed the jackets/layers, dress for the weather, the sun is out and you feel good. Flings are in the air.

Aww summer the time of debauchery and senseless gang shootings.....

 

[VixR]

Aww summer the time of debauchery and senseless gang shootings.....

If Somalispot steers me right, I’m going to guess Canadian. If you’d have said knifings and acid, I would’ve gone with the UK.

 

[Abdi Nur]

If Somalispot steers me right, I’m going to guess Canadian. If you’d have said knifings and acid, I would’ve gone with the UK.

Lol yup reer Canada...somalis here have no chill and the sad part is that they believe that holding down the streets is going to move them up the social ladder. Even the halimos here are gangbanging and setting up dudes

 

[government]

So shaytaan is your wingman, that’s

He's the worst wingman comes when I don't need him

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@government its not them it's shaytaan that's getting desperate.

I giggled when this adeer stared at me today, I used to get mad asking why randoms are staring but I found myself giggling and twirling my fingers.

Damn you shaytaan!