Who wishes they can drink alcohol?

[Yaraye]

I never really had any interest in alcohol at all, but recently I've been noticing wine. I feel like wine is the only one I think I'd enjoy. That shit looks gorgeous and looks like it tastes amazing. If it were halal, I'd definitely go to wine classes, learn about them, go to wine tasting events/ parties, become a wine connoisseur, and have my own collection

Disclaimer: I don't have any intentions to actually drink ok

 

[Internet Nomad]

If any drug was halal I would try LSD, DMT AND MUSHROOMS. I always wanted to know what they see.

Alcholol and weed dont intrest me cause it easy to imagine how it is but what intrigues me are those drugs.

 

[Lebron James]

Wine tastes like ass and gives you a bad headaches, tequila is where its at

 

[Khaem]

Don't end up like them expired cadaan ladies abaayo.

 

[Khaem]

Wine tastes like ass and gives you a bad headaches, tequila is where its at

I remember when I was 15 in school and the Brazilian girl I was flirting with asked if I wanted to drink tequila with her

 

[Heavy Mountains]

 

[Khaem]

Ps:
Any Xalimos reading this, please don't smoke and drink excessivly like the cadaan and Indoyar.
I don't won't ya'll to loose the beautiful smooth dark brown skin for whatever the f*ck white ladies have by age 40

 

[Sophisticate]

I'd never drink anything fermented and mind altering even in my dreams. Also, non-alcoholic wine exists. Still not interested though.

I once knew an Abdi (friend of a friend) who said he was a novice Sommlier. I knew that was not French for Somali. He proceeded to tell me he enjoyed some Chardonnay. I thought there must have been a middle-aged cadaan woman trapped inside him. He seemed attractive, physically fit and health conscious but that killed his image to me.

 

[Lebron James]

I remember when I was 15 in school and the Brazilian girl I was flirting with asked if I wanted to drink tequila with her

That shit tastes fire drink some casamingos sxb

 

[GaradShabeel]

Ps:
Any Xalimos reading this, please don't smoke and drink excessivly like the cadaan and Indoyar.
I don't won't ya'll to loose the beautiful smooth dark brown skin for whatever the f*ck white ladies have by age 40

Excessively?
How about advising them to abstain from drinking/smoking altogether sxb?

 

[Shimbiris]

Tried it all in my younger years. Beer, wine, tequila, vodka, ciders, whiskey, scotch... I'm actually a strange sort in that I like the taste of alcohol itself so I preferred spirits. My general review? Not worth it. Destroying your liver long-term, gaining excess visceral fat, deranging your overall health, sometimes blacking out and getting into potentially dangerous situations and all for what? Momentary pleasure or escape from the woes of life? Momentary pleasures are never worth it, walaashay. Not alcohol, not weed, not hard drugs, not p*rn, not gambling... none of it. Stick to the long-term pleasures that take work and pay back in dividends. Lifting weights; hobbies like dancing, martial arts, pottery-making, cooking and carpentry; building up your career or a business... instant gratification is one of man's greatest enemies. Many a man or woman could be great if they managed to defeat that age old enemy.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

Girls that drink, smoke and have tattoos are a huge turn off

 

[DubatDiaries]

Beer smells rancid- I used to work at some event venue in high school and still can’t forget that awful smell. I don’t know how they drink it, cadaan men love their beer.
wine does seem classy but it also kind of stinks too,
maybe it’s the smell of fermentation i don’t like.

 

[Yaraye]

Don't end up like them expired cadaan ladies abaayo.
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She look like he man put her through hell

 

[Yaraye]

I remember when I was 15 in school and the Brazilian girl I was flirting with asked if I wanted to drink tequila with her

what you say?

 

[Yaraye]

I'd never drink anything fermented and mind altering even in my dreams. Also, non-alcoholic wine exists. Still not interested though.

I once knew an Abdi (friend of a friend) who said he was a novice Sommlier. I knew that was not French for Somali. He proceeded to tell me he enjoyed some Chardonnay. I thought there must have been a middle-aged cadaan woman trapped inside him. He seemed attractive, physically fit and health conscious but that killed his image to me.

i didn't know non-alcoholic wine exists? I'm not interested in mind altering things either, I'm just curious about the taste/ a sip middle age cadaan woman loooool!

 

[A Mean Guy]

I always get invited to after dinner drinks by my non-muslim colleagues and I just end up overdosing on lemonade because I can't drink.
I used to have periods where I really wanted to try drugs and alcohol but alhamdullilah I don't regret not trying.

 

[Yaraye]

Beer smells rancid- I used to work at some event venue in high school and still can’t forget that awful smell. I don’t know how they drink it, cadaan men love their beer.
wine does seem classy but it also kind of stinks too,
maybe it’s the smell of fermentation i don’t like.

I've never been near any type of alcohol or anything fermented. How does it smell? Beer looks gross to me I' only curious about wine cuz I really like high quality fruit juice (tho I barely drink it ) and it kind of reminds be about one but with a richer and deeper flavor

 

[Yaraye]

Tried it all in my younger years. Beer, wine, tequila, vodka, ciders, whiskey, scotch... I'm actually a strange sort in that I like the taste of alcohol itself so I preferred spirits. My general review? Not worth it. Destroying your liver long-term, gaining excess visceral fat, deranging your overall health, sometimes blacking out and getting into potentially dangerous situations and all for what? Momentary pleasure or escape from the woes of life? Momentary pleasures are never worth it, walaashay. Not alcohol, not weed, not hard drugs, not p*rn, not gambling... none of it. Stick to the long-term pleasures that take work and pay back in dividends. Lifting weights; hobbies like dancing, martial arts, pottery-making, cooking and carpentry; building up your career or a business... instant gratification is one of man's greatest enemies. Many a man or woman could be great if they managed to defeat that age old enemy.

Don't worry. I'm not interested in any of that shit you listed above. I was only curious about wine cuz it reminds we of a richer/ deeper flavor of high quality fruit juice. Plus I would really like to pick up flower arranging as a hobby and take a class on it. But alas, it needs money~~~~ Looks like I won't be able to pick it up for a couple of years. Plus my mother is so strict that there is no such things as a hobby at home, only shaqo One of the reasons I can't wait for marriage is freedom. I could pick up hobbies, go to yoga, go to brunch, take trips, and have halal fun

 

[Khaem]

what you say?

I turned the direction of the conversation into me buying it from her and I was started making jokes about how she is my new dealer.


Never touched the alcohol tho so I'm still halal