Which Do You Prefer?

[EL LEETO]

This quarantine has got me soo insane, I'm bloody making 40 minute YouTube videos in nigerian accents.

Thanks, saxiib

I used to be an exotic dancer. The only God I knew was the almighty pole. I slaved away, spinning, flipping and twerking 4 nights a week. I was stopped by a woman on my way into work one day and for some reason I had an open mind to what she had to say. After a 3 month transition period I found my self a home. I don't have to pedal my God given assets one more day of my life and for that I'm thankful. If you are ready to make a change pm me.

 

[Drago]

If you can grow one then do it

 

[Calaf]

@Calaf ffs

I never hit boredom levels like this before, but I never seen that too!!!!

I made a TikTok, opened a twitter account, closed it down.... and then did some work and revision after finishing GTA5 and Clash of Clans. Then I found a work that i can do and some revision whilst spending time with family

But you sir, have changed the game completely!
Need to watch the full video though, looks very funny!

 

[hussein]

Shidh, I wish I could transport that facial hair onto my scalp.

Go to turkey. my football ⚽️ coach who was somali was completely bald. And one day he told he’d go to turkey for vacation. And when he came back we were all surprised. He got a hair transplant. And the funny part was that he got waves

 

[SOULSEARCHING]

You look good in both, but the beard is better.

 

[Shmurda]

Nigga went from "hey I was wondering if you'd maybe be interested in a date " to "naaya give me your aabos number right now chop chop "

 

[Miro]

My nigga went from, "hello sir, it's nice to finally meet you"

to "your daughter calls me daddy"