Where in Somalia do you find ideal to retire at

[Grigori Rasputin]

I would wanna settle in Goobweyne

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

This isn't funny!

 

[General Asad]

Damn, that guy with the yellow macawiis got left behind and looks like he got hit really hard

 

[Calaf]

I think you should view a Qarax like I did, then you would know not to say anything. Exclusive for half these familys are the Janazah and nothing more!

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I think you should view a Qarax like I did, then you would know not to say anything. Exclusive for half these familys are the Janazah and nothing more!

I am just an observer

My point still stands

#SomaliaKills

 

[Calaf]

I am just an observer

My point still stands

#SomaliaKills

Please come to Somalia, just please. Observer or first aider?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I hate you @Grigori Rasputin

You changed the title name.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

I hate you @Grigori Rasputin

You changed the title name.

The title was cursed just like Somalia

#notMyFault

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Please come to Somalia, just please. Observer or first aider?

Believe I have been to Somalia

Northern Somalia

#I-assess-my-survival-rate

 

[Bosaso]

Ever since I've seen Mukhtaar Nuur's video on Cal Madow I wanted to visit it. Thing is I'm so used to city live I'll have a hard time adapting to a self-sustaining lifestyle.

I have this romanticized view of living in the mountains with some livestock.

At the same time, living that remotely from civilization has risks. The last thing I'd want is to run into bandits or terrorists.

 

[Shmurda]

I'm gonna retire in Galkacyo get a nice bag of khat and a couple of AKs and smoke some moryaans

 

[AussieHustler]

The sandy white beaches of Garacad and I will hire @Crow and his laangaab sub sub clan of 179 mooryaans as my and missus (@Knowles) bodyguards to protect us from the marauding mooryaans led by @Samaalic Era. We will declare ourselves as emperor and empress and live there happily ever after.

 

[Muji]

The sandy white beaches of Garacad and I will hire @Crow and his laangaab sub sub clan of 179 mooryaans as my and missus (@Knowles) bodyguards to protect us from the marauding mooryaans led by @Samaalic Era. We will declare ourselves as emperor and empress and live there happily ever after.

Lol you would trust Crow to guard the empress? Wouldn’t that be like leaving the Fox to guard the hen ?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

The hate is real

@General Asad ans @Gibiin-Udug just dislike me even when I’ve asked a legitimate question.

My threads pains them. They have to hit the dislike bottom. Jesus of Nazareth!

 

[AussieHustler]

Lol you would trust Crow to guard the empress? Wouldn’t that be like leaving the Fox to guard the hen ?

@Knowles

@Crow barks the loudest, but he’s a harmless dog and this is what Churchill said about barking dogs.

“ You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks”.

 

[Muji]

@Knowles

@Crow barks the loudest, but he’s a harmless dog and this is what Churchill said about barking dogs.

“ You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks”.

Why do you lie to him about your qabil? Just be honest with him, you’re not a liar.

 

[AussieHustler]

Why do you lie to him about your qabil? Just be honest with him, you’re not a liar.

@Knowles

He never asked me, but anyway, everyone here knows that I’m an Igbo Nigerian. Is he challenging it?