Where do you meet Halimos?

[showme7]

@El padrone To be honest I'll be moving to Seattle in mid September, already got a place in Columbia. Just asking for info at this point.

OP you said, "I don't play on womens feelings and have all the attributes to be a an upstanding father", enlighten me sxb, how fucking them and leaving them with their V card along the way isnt hurting their feeling?

Since when was having sex with someone hurting their feelings? I'm not doing it with the intention to leave. If I do, it's because I see a future with her.

 

[Don]

Typical fuckboy Have some respect for women waryaa! I hope you remain single and miserable your whole life, qashinka tahay wass

All men are trash I swear kulaha I gotta test the car before I drive it

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Good looking, thanks. Where you hit up in MN? Somali Malls, hookah, Mall of America?? Will have to visit an uncle there soon anyway.

In MN it is best to befriend the dudes who have groupies. The dudes I know have a place called "studios" where they host chicks. Basically Minneapolis city is so liberal that the city has converted abandoned warehouses into a studios for inspiring artist to perfect their art. It's a place with 40 rooms. Ever since hookah places were outlawed Somalis took their hookah scenes into these studios. Some guys pay a $300 a month rent for their studios. They have a speaker, fadhi carbeed and a fridge. That studio is closed till Friday. When Friday comes around they set up the place and that dude's friend and couple chicks come through. They mole hookah, wine and grind on the chicks and then if they want to penetrate her they take her to the other homeboy's studio just few frets away.

I'm telling you man that place is full of vice.

 

[showme7]

In MN it is best to befriend the dudes who have groupies. The dudes I know have a place called "studios" where they host chicks. Basically Minneapolis city is so liberal that the city has converted abandoned warehouses into a studios for inspiring artist to perfect their art. It's a place with 40 rooms. Ever since hookah places were outlawed Somalis took their hookah scenes into these studios. Some guys pay a $300 a month rent for their studios. They have a speaker, fadhi carbeed and a fridge. That studio is closed till Friday. When Friday comes around they set up the place and that dude's friend and couple chicks come through. They mole hookah, wine and grind on the chicks and then if they want to penetrate her they take her to the other homeboy's studio just few frets away.

I'm telling you man that place is full of vice.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

How were you even getting anything in NL? Did you resorted to penetrating a kiwi bird ?

 

[Someone]

Man, if this is how somali men are I might as well join the reer Rogers

 

[Zumar]

The types you looking for will be posted at the hookah joints. This is your best bet.

Also take a quick trip to MN, it is the Las Vegas of the Somalis. It is full of debauchery and vice. In average it took me a week to find a xaliimo to penetrate. I will concede one fact, I deal mainly with single mothers. They are more willing to give it up with shorter period of time.

Most importantly you need to put xishood/ shyness on the side. You also have to put aside your standards. Her face shouldn't matter much but her body. Approach her with precisely timed fashion and I hope your not an ugly man. Even if you're an ugly man your swagger should be smooth. Even ugly man know how to compensate for habaarka heysta cause they flaunt money and females are money like a moth is to the light.

Make sure you also build a huge following on your SC and you must pretend that you lead a life of luxury. Every few days rent one night at the Hyatt and Snapchat from your jacuzzi, females love that.

Disgusting

 

[Someone]

@AbdiJohnson @Duchess Put this in qashin

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@AbdiJohnson Put this in qashin

The brother is thirsty and he asked for assistance.

He abt to pass out from thirst.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Disgusting

Sex should never be viewed as disgusting. It's how you came abt

 

[GodKnowsBest]

Man, if this is how somali men are I might as well join the reer Rogers

Somali men like to detract Somali women from reer Rodgers but if you are already independent, more western than Somali, and find a man who makes at least $60k per year a Rodger is better for you than a Somali man.

Somali men will bring up divorce statistics but look at the divorce statistics of Somali youth. They will bring up how the culture is different. Are you more Somali than Western? If not, than a Rodger would match your culture. Are you worried that he might have a terrible culture and be a ? Contemplate dating one that is a strong Christian. If your Muslim faith makes you not want to touch a Christian than I'm sorry. White Muslim reverts are typically poor, have had a sex count in the double digits, and want to give women a cheap meher. It's hard to date Rodgers if you're not willing to be with a Christian one, that's where all the good ones come from.

 

[Zumar]

Where are the educated, muslim somali guys?

 

[Zumar]

Somali men like to detract Somali women from reer Rodgers but if you are already independent, more western than Somali, and find a man who makes at least $60k per year a Rodger is better for you than a Somali man.

Somali men will bring up divorce statistics but look at the divorce statistics of Somali youth. They will bring up how the culture is different. Are you more Somali than Western? If not, than a Rodger would match your culture. Are you worried that he might have a terrible culture and be a ? Contemplate dating one that is a strong Christian. If your Muslim faith makes you not want to touch a Christian than I'm sorry. White Muslim reverts are typically poor, have had a sex count in the double digits, and want to give women a cheap meher. It's hard to date Rodgers if you're not willing to be with a Christian one, that's where all the good ones come from.

You kind of got a point right here
But a rodger is no option for me

 

[GodKnowsBest]

You kind of got a point right here
But a rodger is no option for me

It's the honest truth. It's sad because Somali women want better options but the deen restricts women yet it allows men to do all the sins in the world. Just look at that imam who said 3rd base is halal.

By restricting I don't mean not having sex and that sort of stuff. God wants us to stay pure because It's best for us, but the deen restricts women from marrying men from other religions. I will admit, by dating a Christian who is a good man you are more likely to become a Christian. That said, if you hate Christianity that much You're going to have to make a decision. Search for a Somali male or Muslim revert who may never exist and potentially die alone or liberate yourself, marry a man who fits all your criteria and who pleases your heart despite being a Christian.

I always wondered how strong Christian men had better values to me than a strong Muslim one. A strong Muslim one can marry 3 other women, and typically enforces you to wear a lot of clothing. I was never attracred to that. The differences in culture is what ultimately led me to Christianity

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Where are the educated, muslim somali guys?

Here

 

[Zumar]

Sex should never be viewed as disgusting. It's how you came abt

Its not disgusting when you're married..also doing it with more than 1 person in your life...

But for me its disgusting to see man only caring about sex in a woman..inshallah i wont get involved with these guys

 

[El padrone]

Where are the educated, muslim somali guys?

Hi gacaliso!

 

[Zumar]

It's the honest truth. It's sad because Somali women want better options but the deen restricts women yet it allows men to do all the sins in the world. Just look at that imam who said 3rd base is halal.

By restricting I don't mean not having sex and that sort of stuff. God wants us to stay pure because It's best for us, but the deen restricts women from marrying men from other religions. I will admit, by dating a Christian who is a good man you are more likely to become a Christian. That said, if you hate Christianity that much You're going to have to make a decision. Search for a Somali male or Muslim revert who may never exist and potentially die alone or liberate yourself, marry a man who fits all your criteria and who pleases your heart despite being a Christian.

I always wondered how strong Christian men had better values to me than a strong Muslim one. A strong Muslim one can marry 3 other women, and typically enforces you to wear a lot of clothing. I was never attracred to that. The differences in culture is what ultimately led me to Christianity

I love the quran too much to go with a christian guy
Even if i dont find a somali muslim guy, then its written like that and its okay for me..

 

[Yahya Liban-Lewis]

Hi there,

I'm a 27 year old male, originally from New Zealand (well technically Somalia but you get the drift) and recently moved to Seattle for a job, I work in IT.

I'd like to meet some Somali females......and preferably the kind that you can try before you buy. I know that sounds horrible but I don't mean it in a disrespectful way at all.....I'm sure the fellas understand.

Seattle as I understand has a pretty big Somali population, where do I start? Where are the spots to go to? How can I find information about events, weddings etc? I know literally no one here.

thanks guys

Your a sheegato, every Somali guy would know where to meet a beautiful Xalimo.

 

[Someone]

It's the honest truth. It's sad because Somali women want better options but the deen restricts women yet it allows men to do all the sins in the world. Just look at that imam who said 3rd base is halal.

By restricting I don't mean not having sex and that sort of stuff. God wants us to stay pure because It's best for us, but the deen restricts women from marrying men from other religions. I will admit, by dating a Christian who is a good man you are more likely to become a Christian. That said, if you hate Christianity that much You're going to have to make a decision. Search for a Somali male or Muslim revert who may never exist and potentially die alone or liberate yourself, marry a man who fits all your criteria and who pleases your heart despite being a Christian.

I always wondered how strong Christian men had better values to me than a strong Muslim one. A strong Muslim one can marry 3 other women, and typically enforces you to wear a lot of clothing. I was never attracred to that. The differences in culture is what ultimately led me to Christianity

Would you marry a Muslim man?