When I get married

[Abdisamad]

Talk to her in bad English grammar, she loves that shit. Say stuff like I give writes, I give you read.

You mean ebonics or with a Jamaican accent?

Thanks for the advice sheikh

 

[HanadR6]

He's motorcycle is a cycle compared to mine Huuno

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

When I get married to my faraax


@Abdalla would tell my relatives how he was going to propose but he got gold digger vibes from me, @Crow would laugh at him and say stop hating warya! @Abdalla would eventually fight him.

@Abdisamad3 will be the one bringing food to the people at the wedding


@Basra would be the eedo gossiping about me and making lies on how this is my 6th wedding.

@NotMyL would be there to criticize my food and somehow ask when was the xalwaa bought and if it’s quruxlow.

@Knowles will be my bridesmaid but she will try to sabotage me and put gum on my dress.

@CaliTedesse would offer to sing Arabic songs but my the guests would start booing @Basra would throw her bra at him and giggle while winking at him, @CaliTedesse cries.

@DR OSMAN would grill the groom and ask him if he knows about bah dubays while holding a butter knife. I would intervene and say excuse him, he’s my cousin while nervously giggling.


@Arma would start to roast the guests until he realizes @Basra was also in attendance and slowly tries to leave the ceremony without getting caught by Basra

 

[Basra]

When I get married to my faraax


@Abdalla would tell my relatives how he was going to propose but he got gold digger vibes from me, @Crow would laugh at him and say stop hating warya! @Abdalla would eventually fight him.

@Abdisamad3 will be the one bringing food to the people at the wedding


@Basra would be the eedo gossiping about me and making lies on how this is my 6th wedding.

@NotMyL would be there to criticize my food and somehow ask when was the xalwaa bought and if it’s quruxlow.

@Knowles will be my bridesmaid but she will try to sabotage me and put gum on my dress.

@CaliTedesse would offer to sing Arabic songs but my the guests would start booing @Basra would throw her bra at him and giggle while winking at him, @CaliTedesse cries.

@DR OSMAN would grill the groom and ask him if he knows about bah dubays while holding a butter knife. I would intervene and say excuse him, he’s my cousin while nervously giggling.


@Arma would start to roast the guests until he realizes @Basra was also in attendance and slowly tries to leave the ceremony without getting caught by Basra

Have a blessed day! Greetings to you my child. Nothing but love here!

 

[NotMyL]

When I get married to my faraax


@Abdalla would tell my relatives how he was going to propose but he got gold digger vibes from me, @Crow would laugh at him and say stop hating warya! @Abdalla would eventually fight him.

@Abdisamad3 will be the one bringing food to the people at the wedding


@Basra would be the eedo gossiping about me and making lies on how this is my 6th wedding.

@NotMyL would be there to criticize my food and somehow ask when was the xalwaa bought and if it’s quruxlow.

@Knowles will be my bridesmaid but she will try to sabotage me and put gum on my dress.

@CaliTedesse would offer to sing Arabic songs but my the guests would start booing @Basra would throw her bra at him and giggle while winking at him, @CaliTedesse cries.

@DR OSMAN would grill the groom and ask him if he knows about bah dubays while holding a butter knife. I would intervene and say excuse him, he’s my cousin while nervously giggling.


@Arma would start to roast the guests until he realizes @Basra was also in attendance and slowly tries to leave the ceremony without getting caught by Basra

Lmao you already know if it ain’t qurxlow is it even a xalwa?

 

[haramcadd]

being married nowadays.. lol

 

[DR OSMAN]

When I get married to my faraax


@Abdalla would tell my relatives how he was going to propose but he got gold digger vibes from me, @Crow would laugh at him and say stop hating warya! @Abdalla would eventually fight him.

@Abdisamad3 will be the one bringing food to the people at the wedding


@Basra would be the eedo gossiping about me and making lies on how this is my 6th wedding.

@NotMyL would be there to criticize my food and somehow ask when was the xalwaa bought and if it’s quruxlow.

@Knowles will be my bridesmaid but she will try to sabotage me and put gum on my dress.

@CaliTedesse would offer to sing Arabic songs but my the guests would start booing @Basra would throw her bra at him and giggle while winking at him, @CaliTedesse cries.

@DR OSMAN would grill the groom and ask him if he knows about bah dubays while holding a butter knife. I would intervene and say excuse him, he’s my cousin while nervously giggling.


@Arma would start to roast the guests until he realizes @Basra was also in attendance and slowly tries to leave the ceremony without getting caught by Basra

I will say are u 'rich' if he says no. I will say are u even trying to be? if he says no. I will then ask are u 'academic' if he says no. I will slam the c*nt to ensure your actually not 'downgrading' your life to 'filth' and ending in 'single mother status'. I am more 'classist' then a 'clannist' in all honesty. I prefer u marry some rich jew then poor somali and make him 'surrender to PL' and open up 'channels' for PL in the global world. U ain't getting nothing from loser Somali clan wallahi

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Have a blessed day! Greetings to you my child. Nothing but love here!

You gave the same message to @NotMyL earlier. Are you copying and pasting this greeting?

As long as it’s not a habaar!

 

[imperialist]

Slow I'm getting the could shoulder.. Why Arma is the English accent

I have a more exotic accent than him.. English with a twist of Scandinavian accent

 

[DR OSMAN]

You gave the same message to @NotMyL earlier. Are you copying and pasting this greeting?

As long as it’s not a habaar!

Look at that ilhan omar divorced that HG immediately, it's pointless, she has now 'access' to the 'elite' club of the world to 'select' from and build up her 'clan'. Smart chick wallahi. There is no point being around poor ignorant ppl or u just keep recylcing the same thing over and over. It's all about 'power' and if u aint seeking it, u wanting to be CONTROLLED.

 

[halwa]

 

[Basra]

You gave the same message to @NotMyL earlier. Are you copying and pasting this greeting?

As long as it’s not a habaar!

Blessings and kindness

 

[Abdalla]

When I get married

@Crow will give us a update on Garacad Port and say Phase 854 of the port just started

@Calitadesse will be the sheikh and oddly he'd say lots of nacalaa in his sermon

@rKelly will stand up and say 1 in every three person here has mental health issues

@Gibiin-Udug will hug the bride and whisper in her ear that she dated me before her

@Knowles will suddenly stand up and people will tell her to fear god as they mistakeny confuse the backside of her knee for her futo

@Mercury will do the buranbur

@Abdisamad3 will be carried by his much taller 5'9 girlfriend

@NotMyL will fight the ogadeen Habaryaros

@DR OSMAN will be on booking.com searching for bah dubays hotels

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Blessings and kindness

Thank you for your kind words.

I hope your marexaan ex comes back to you.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

When I get married

@Crow will give us a update on Garacad Port and say Phase 854 of the port just started

@Calitadesse will be the sheikh and oddly he'd say lots of nacalaa in his sermon

@rKelly will stand up and say 1 in every three person here has mental health issues

@Gibiin-Udug will hug the bride and whisper in her ear that she dated me before her

@Knowles will suddenly stand up and people will tell her to fear god as they mistakeny confuse the backside of her knee for her futo

@Mercury will do the buranbur

@Abdisamad3 will be carried by his much taller 5'9 girlfriend

@NotMyL will fight the ogadeen Habaryaros

@DR OSMAN will be on booking.com searching for bah dubays hotels

Who the hell are you going to get married to?


***files her nails***


I mean congratulations

 

[NotMyL]

@Abdalla I see what you’re doing you are trying really hard to ruin image as the sweet soul of Sspot, fear Allah walaal

 

[Basra]

@Abdalla I see what you’re doing you are trying really hard to ruin image as the sweet soul of Sspot, fear Allah walaal

blessings and kindness @NotMyL

 

[Abdisamad]

When I get married

@Crow will give us a update on Garacad Port and say Phase 854 of the port just started

@Calitadesse will be the sheikh and oddly he'd say lots of nacalaa in his sermon

@rKelly will stand up and say 1 in every three person here has mental health issues

@Gibiin-Udug will hug the bride and whisper in her ear that she dated me before her

@Knowles will suddenly stand up and people will tell her to fear god as they mistakeny confuse the backside of her knee for her futo

@Mercury will do the buranbur

@Abdisamad3 will be carried by his much taller 5'9 girlfriend

@NotMyL will fight the ogadeen Habaryaros

@DR OSMAN will be on booking.com searching for bah dubays hotels

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

blessings and kindness @NotMyL

What’s wrong with you today?

You’re scaring me!


@NotMyL I feel like she’s cooking up a habaar.


I’m scared!

 

[Abdisamad]

Me taking away @Basra from @Arma on my motorcycle