When he wakes you up for fajr.

[Gibiin-Udug]

When you think he's calling you because he wants you to pray fajr but instead he calls you just to roast you, and then you two proceed to roast each other for the next 15 mins without stopping and you get mad because he is winning.

*sigh*

 

[AussieHustler]

@Reiko

It is called 'morning glory', a terrible and uncontrollable biological condition which is like a curse for most men. Anything else you want to know about men? Just ask dear.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko

It is called 'morning glory', a terrible and uncontrollable biological condition which is like a curse for most men. Anything else you want to know about men? Just ask dear.

He’s a God fearing man.


I was talking about roasting as in making jokes and stuff. You’re so dirty minded!


P.s

You’re mad because your Becky hates when you call her before 12 am... smh

 

[AussieHustler]

He’s a God fearing man.


I was talking about roasting as in making jokes and stuff. You’re so dirty minded!


P.s

You’re mad because your Becky hates when you call her before 12 am... smh

@Reiko

Abaayo, this happens to every man be they god fearing or not. Roast, bake or fry him, he just needs to hear your voice.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko

Abaayo, this happens to every man be they god fearing or not. Roast, bake or fry him, he just needs to hear your voice.

Stop ruining my thread.


I wanted to stunt on folks on how my faraax wasn’t like the typical faraax. Go stomp on some grapes for your home made wine!

 

[AussieHustler]

Stop ruining my thread.


I wanted to stunt on folks on how my faraax wasn’t like the typical faraax. Go stomp on some grapes for your home made wine!

@Reiko

What did you do to the libido of the poor man?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko

What did you do to the libido of the poor man?

Thanks for ruining my thread. You nasty old man.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Reiko

Speaking of mj men, what’s their secret in scoring good women like you? Any tips for me & ninka aad iska soo ceeyriseen @kickz

 

[Muji]

@Reiko sis you should never take a man’s phone call past a certain hour, you should only speak to him 15 minutes at a time

Men love it when you don’t give them your time or attention

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko sis you should never take a man’s phone call past a certain hour, you should only speak to him 15 minutes at a time

Men love it when you don’t give them your time or attention

Sis he has a raspy voice and he reads couple of Surahs for over the phone that melts my heart.

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[VixR]

I’d be annoyed the rest of the day if someone woke me up to roast me lol.

What kind of roasting?

The one I’m talking to has a great voice too, but he’s not very talkative on the phone. He expects me to do 90% of the talking. Why call if you’re just going to listen. If I only had phone calls to go by, I’d think he’s dumb or something tbh (he’s not).

 

[kickz]

This is creepy

@Reiko

Speaking of mj men, what’s their secret in scoring good women like you? Any tips for me & ninka aad iska soo ceeyriseen @kickz

What do you mean here

 

[Abdalla]

*clears his throat* I bet he said that he's surprised that you don't even pray the easy prayers like Maghreb but somehow pray fajr.

 

[Libaaxseendheer]

@Reiko sis you should never take a man’s phone call past a certain hour, you should only speak to him 15 minutes at a time

Men love it when you don’t give them your time or attention

Take your lessons somewhere else
Men love to be obeyed

 

[Abdalla]

I’d be annoyed the rest of the day if someone woke me up to roast me lol.

What kind of roasting?

The one I’m talking to has a great voice too, but he’s not very talkative on the phone. He expects me to do 90% of the talking. Why call if you’re just going to listen. If I only had phone calls to go by, I’d think he’s dumb or something tbh (he’s not).

@Reiko look at this struggling miskeen. I'm sure Reiko's calls last an hour with zero silent awkward moments.

 

[VixR]

@Reiko look at this struggling miskeen. I'm sure Reiko's calls last an hour with zero silent awkward moments.

He’s 100x better in person, that’s the thing. He’s an attractive nerd lol. So far I’ve figured out a few things to say to him to get him to talk, but he had to be interested in Physics out of all the other sciences, which is like gibberish to me. Physics + the timber of his voice = a KO. I’ve fallen asleep.

 

[Abdalla]

He’s 100x better in person, that’s the thing. He’s an attractive nerd lol. So far I’ve figured out a few things to say to him to get him to talk, but he had to be interested in Physics out of all the other sciences, which is like gibberish to me.

It's kinda gay if you cant entertain your female. In the courting phase, the guy talks the most, if you see that you got her, then you ignore her. By that time she'll be doing the most of the talking and you pretend that you listen.

 

[VixR]

It's kinda gay if you cant entertain your female. In the courting phase, the guy talks the most, if you see that you got her, then you ignore her. By that time she'll be doing the most of the talking and you pretend that you listen.

That’s when you dump him. I’m not into those games. If you change drastically from what I liked at the start, then what’s keeping me?

Nah, I like a guy that listens. Just talk too. I guess I’m used to talkative guys.

 

[IstarZ]

What ever happened to alarm clocks?

 

[Abdalla]

That’s when you dump him. I’m not into those games. If you change drastically from what I liked at the start, then what’s keeping me?

Nah, I like a guy that listens. Just talk too. I guess I’m used to talkative guys.

It's nature. Specially Somali girls don't talk much at the beginning, they're analysing you. I bring two bottles of water with me on the first date because I know I'll be doing the talking.