What's the most Somalian thing your parents do when mad at you?

[King Khufu]

I remember being lectured when I messed up getting the face from my moms like
"You know in Surahs it says this abc (insert long quranic verse here).......and this is why you shouldn't be doing this xyz (insert situations islam looks down upon)......."
I'm such a bad muslim at times wallahi It's why I always got these lectures

but I'm trying to read something funnier than that. who can relate?

 

[MahmÜd]

Might as well do it before someone else does, it's *Somali*. Are you Ethiopian?

 

[government]

My mom used to tell the teachers to beat me up if i did something wrong

 

[King Khufu]

Might as well do it before someone else does, it's *Somali*. Are you Ethiopian?

I'm not a Habeshit. where I'm from you can get that work for asking that question

 

[MahmÜd]

I'm not a Habeshit. where I'm from you can get that work for asking that question

Haha, my bad mate

 

[King Khufu]

My mom used to tell the teachers to beat me up if i did something wrong

I bet after the first couple beatings them grades went up huh

 

[CangeeroBear]

Curse the shaitan

 

[Mercury]

Compare me to my cousins

what's funny is my cousins always get compared to me

 

[AliUK]

Diss themselves or in my mum's case, diss my dad. If I do something wrong, my ancestors get insulted, which is ironic as we share ancestors.

 

[MahmÜd]

Diss themselves or in my mum's case, diss my dad. If I do something wrong, my ancestors get insulted, which is ironic as we share ancestors.

Yeah, my parents always habaar their own relatives when they get angry

 

[TheAnswer]

Sarcasm sounds really menacing in Somali.

 

[yaanyuur]

My parents always habaar me. I tell them i don't believe in habaar. Nothing happens when you habaar me. Start habaaring me now and keep going until your tongue dries. They don't know what to do with me after i say that. I make them feel bad for cursing me by saying Allah doesn't help those who wish bad on others. Ciil.

 

[Halimo-2018]

My dad use to say fucking head! multiple times when he was called to school for parent teacher meeting because i skipped school. He would say it not realizing they understood him lol i wanted to disappear in my chair each time. teacher's facial expressions were out of this world!

 

[Halimo-2018]

Compare me to my cousins

what's funny is my cousins always get compared to me

ugh i hate that. every time i vowed will never compare my kids to anyone.

 

[Shushue]

They compare me to a doctor friend of mine

 

[Yaquub]

Curse my father or me or continue cursing me whilst inserting god. That's normally how it went every time.

 

[Sushi]

1. Put a curse on me, my husband and future children.

2. Throw everything at you.

3. Curse my father for some reason

4. Quoting the Quran when she get mad and start calling you shaytaan