What's the most messed up thing you did as a kid?

[Nak Muay]

I'll start.

My best friend growing up was my Somali neighbour. He had a cadaan friend called "Sam" and one day he took the banter too far. I couldn't outright punch him, so I stole my friend's game and pinned it on Sam. He denied it and went home.

Next day, I brought the game back and hid it under my friend's bed and went with him to Sam's house where we took turns beating the absolute shit out of Sam for stealing the game.

His older sister, about 2-3yrs, came downstairs to stop us and one of us suggested we'd stop if she flashed her breasts. We locked Sam out the room and she did. My friend's game miraculously turned up a few days later and Sam was none the wiser.

It's been more than 10yrs and I still feel guilty about it lol.

 

[Basra]

I stole the postal stamp collection of a class mate, third grade. It was thick, she collected it since she was 7 years old. I was a baby, yet i had this devilish side of me. Alhamdhulilaah i am saved.

 

[Nak Muay]

Any particular reason, other than wanting to ruin lives?

 

[abdiwarrior]

I hit a kid with a stool on the head and left him there. One hour later ambulance came and took him away.


I pushed a oromo girl off a climbing wall and I jumped after her and broke my leg

I blackmailed a orphan into giving me money in Somalia

I once ran out of daycare out into road and my mom followed after me. I'm surprised no car hit me or her yet.

I brought a snake into my dugsi


I kicked my maclin in balls

I falsely accused my dugsi maclin of raping me after hitting me

I killed a cat

I drew naked women and men on my art book and school suspended me for it.

I stole my crush's phone

Once my dad was having feast with his friends in our house. While they were eating I peed on my uncle's food.

I stored pee in a water balloons and threw it at people in the park


I peed myself in masjid

 

[Teflon]

I hit a kid with a stool on the head and left him there. One hour later ambulance came and took him away.


I pushed a oromo girl off a climbing wall and I jumped after her and broke my leg

I blackmailed a orphan into giving me money in Somalia

I once ran out of daycare out into road and my mom followed after me. I'm surprised no car hit me or her yet.

I brought a snake into my dugsi


I kicked my maclin in balls

I falsely accused my dugsi maclin of raping me after hitting me

I killed a cat

I drew naked women and men on my art book and school suspended me for it.

I stole my crush's phone

Once my dad was having feast with his friends in our house. While they were eating I peed on my uncle's food.

I stored pee in a water balloons and threw it at people in the park


I peed myself in masjid

 

[Guled111]

I stole my Macalin monthly payment

 

[Alexander The Great]

I stole my teachers panties once.

we had a swimming leason and i sneaked into the teachers room to steal it.

I still have them

 

[Tawheed]

I stole my teachers panties once.

we had a swimming leason and i sneaked into the teachers room to steal it.

I still have them

waryaa that is too much anime

 

[Alexander The Great]

waryaa that is too much anime

Warya don’t act like you don’t watch Boku no pico everyday.

 

[Tawheed]

Warya don’t act like you don’t watch Boku no pico everyday.

boku no hero you pervert

 

[Basra]

I stole my Macalin monthly payment

I am sorry, i know this is a confessional room, but that is unforgivable Ya Guleed! Thats worst than moryaaan crime

 

[Alexander The Great]

boku no hero you pervert

You watch my Soy Academia

weeb

 

[Tawheed]

You watch my Soy Academia

weeb

you watch gay shit

 

[Alexander The Great]

you watch gay shit
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You watch this

 

[Tawheed]

pedophile

 

[Alexander The Great]

pedophile
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fbi this is the man

 

[Tawheed]

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fbi this is the man

 

[Alexander The Great]

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[Al-Burcaawi]

Hit my teacher's head with a yoyo when I was 7

 

[Shmurda]

Our class was playing truth or dare and we dared this girl to finger herself infront of the class

We had a sub and she didnt know what to do so we started going ape shit and throwing desks at each other