What's screams ''I'M SOMALI''?

[Awad]

 

[Bass]

unemployment, khat addiction, and single-parent households.

 

[Bille]

Tea made with cardamom, black chai, milk and a lot of sugar.

 

[Lebron James]

Welfare scams

 

[Bebsi]

Having a word for every race, disability etc etc

- Indha Yare
- Lugay
- Madow
- Faroole

Or my favourite jokes that lie to people.

Guy we used to play football all the time with that was shiiiit, guy had 2 left feet wlhi but we called him Aguero.

Till this day he tells people he was the best baller, that they even called him Aguero!!!

 

[Sheikh Kulkuli]

Welfare scams

All other ethnicities do it.Somalis on scum for peanuts while others scum in the spec of multi millions.

 

[Bebsi]

Or Somali violations, Somalis don’t play and don’t care.

‘That girl looks good I’ma go Shukansi her’ - Me

‘Don’t she subway’ - My friend

‘What, why?’ - Me

‘Her face is foot long’ - my friend

 

[Abba Sadacha]

I want to say I am happy I found a fellow Canjeeloite. I hate the injeero amxaras we have here

Ethiopian injera is more for stews or what we call wat...it seems somalis use it more for a breakfast thing or?
Ours if made the traditional way is also more nutritious since we use teff

 

[Sheikh Kulkuli]

Ethiopian injera is more for stews or what we call wat...it seems somalis use it more for a breakfast thing or?
Ours if made the traditional way is also more nutritious since we use teff

Who said only you folks use Teff.

 

[Velœcity]

Walking into a Somali household and being blasted with the strongest smell of unsi known to man

 

[babooshke]

somali fobs owning zero t-shirts instead only button ups.

 

[Macquul ah]

Guy we used to play football all the time with that was shiiiit, guy had 2 left feet wlhi but we called him Aguero.

Till this day he tells people he was the best baller, that they even called him Aguero!!!

FAAACCTTTSS!!! AHAHAAH wallahi you're giving me memories right now dat faraax was always the inside joke

 

[Saeed09]

 

[Aurelian]

What screams Somali?


Two guys talking in 1st personal pronoun, having arguments about what their clan did to other clan and vis versa in 1st personal pronoun in Europe.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

 

[Velœcity]

unemployment, khat addiction, and single-parent households.

Stop the cap, Somalis almost always live in a 2 parent household

 

[Celery]

Talking to someone 2 feet from you as if they’re 200. Hanging out in coffee shops by the dozens.

 

[zackattack]

For someone from Somaliland, it's a big YES. But that's not the case with other Somalis.

SINCE YOUR FROM THE SOUTH SOMALIA THEN THIS PICTURE WOULD BE APPROPRIATE

Since THE BANTUS OF TAKING OVER
The whole south look like these dudes

Long live Madowwayne THE NEW SOUTH

I know you look like this you fake wannabe me .

 

[bidenkulaha]

SINCE YOUR FROM THE SOUTH SOMALIA THEN THIS PICTURE WOULD BE APPROPRIATE

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Since THE BANTUS OF TAKING OVER
The whole south look like these dudes

Long live Madowwayne THE NEW SOUTH

I know you look like this you fake wannabe me .

I wouldn’t call PL the South tbh. They’re still north Somalia to me. Which is where he’s from.

But ajnabis are problem for all Somali regions tbh. Oromo are taking over Waqooyi and Bantus are taking over the South.

We need to send them back

 

[Macquul ah]

I like Ogadeens made Canjeelo. It is soft, moist, and sprinkled with sugar on top- none of this konfur dry mess

Bros @Jungle @Rationale @bidenkulaha you HAGS make the worst cangeelo man I was in Streatham the other day at quraac time 'the Agbaal stronghold of London AKA little Mogadishu' didn't know which maqaayad to choose there was too many to choose I went to the yellow one (I forgot what it's called) and they gave me some dried ripped up and small cangeelo and charged me like £7 for that along with the suqaar, but the suqaar was nice tho. What's up man.

Warya cagdheeer @peacemaker tell me the best Ogaden maqaayad in London.