What would you do if you where the President of Somalia

Mercury

Ha igu daalinee dantaada raac
VIP
For me id start off by kicking out anyone in office who got their position due to their tribe and not by their qualifications

- invest into the military and police force

- improve the roads and infrastructure

-have trash bins all over the city

-promote agriculture

- make sure all government bodies are independently audited

-give minority tribes equal rights

- insulting a tribe will be classified as hate speech crime 6 month jail or pay a 10,000$ fine

- any clan or clan elder that interfere in a police investigation where they defend a murderer/rapist will be thrown in jail

- ban the selling and chewing of khat in public places it will force people to buy it indoors and chew at their homes and will improve the appereance of the cities

- high tax on anyone whose importing khad it will force the price to go up

- if you're caught smuggling alcohol or using alcohol 10 year prison sentence
 

Caaro

I do something called "what I want"
2021 GRANDMASTER
VIP
I would cut out this feudalism on crack bs and actually set up a real government where there isn’t a constant power struggle. That way you don’t have to constantly worry about spoilers.

- insulting a tribe will be classified as hate speech crime 6 month jail or pay a 10,000$ fine

I really like this idea. Imagine if in the US there was no such thing as hate speech, there would be so many racial motivated attacks that would be even worse than tribe wars. Maintaining peace and civility should be a priority for Somalia.
 

Calaf

Veni Vidi Vici
2022 CHESS CHAMP
GENERALISSIMO
VIP
Make Xamar like China. Close up all the main entry zones. AS will be gone within months. Before I can start with Somalia, I will start from the capital. Making the capital safe so that the whole country is safe. You start from your own backyard

 

Marshall D Abdi

Know you’re place peasant
Education comes number 1

will do something similiar to meiji restoration where they could sacrifice their live for somalia like kamikaze attacks on US Fleet


reclaim ogaden after civil war erupts in ethipioa
 
For me id start off by kicking out anyone in office who got their position due to their tribe and not by their qualifications

- invest into the military and police force

- improve the roads and infrastructure

-have trash bins all over the city

-promote agriculture

- make sure all government bodies are independently audited

-give minority tribes equal rights

- insulting a tribe will be classified as hate speech crime 6 month jail or pay a 10,000$ fine

- any clan or clan elder that interfere in a police investigation where they defend a murderer/rapist will be thrown in jail

- ban the selling and chewing of khat in public places it will force people to buy it indoors and chew at their homes and will improve the appereance of the cities

- high tax on anyone whose importing khad it will force the price to go up

- if you're caught smuggling alcohol or using alcohol 10 year prison sentence
10 years for alcohol? i think you are a bit mad.
 

Mercury

Ha igu daalinee dantaada raac
VIP
I would cut out this feudalism on crack bs and actually set up a real government where there isn’t a constant power struggle. That way you don’t have to constantly worry about spoilers.



I really like this idea. Imagine if in the US there was no such thing as hate speech, there would be so many racial motivated attacks that would be even worse than tribe wars. Maintaining peace and civility should be a priority for Somalia.
its gonna make people think before they insult someones tribe and the less tribe hate the more people will co operate and help one another
 

Hassan mahat

I karbash wahabist salafis daily.
1- improve health care
2- build schools and universities.
3- Crackdown on extremist and qabiilist.
 
I would find some way to make tribes illegal, I wouldn't know how to enforce something like that though and there would be massive backlash.

I think Rwanda did something similar recently.

If only Siad Barre used his dictatorship for something like this, instead he did the opposite and alienated people even more forcing them to cling on to clans further... :snoop:


Get rid of clan system, you will see less corruption and the country will start to improve.
 
Make sure there is never an election

That worked out well last time didn't it ?


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Dalalos_ibn_Adali

Republican
VIP
I would eradicate tax, privatize everything and give loans to companies that help get people into work, be it direct or internships.
I would also start some large scale projects by partnering with foreign companies to boost the employment, the pay would be shit but I would encourage spies to steal business ideas to copycat these foreign companies and sell it to a local company to start its own operation.

When ever a country has high unemployment it is doomed to fail and civil unrest is perpetual, so my goal for the entirety of my term would be to increase employment to max.
 
I would eradicate tax, privatize everything and give loans to companies that help get people into work, be it direct or internships.
I would also start some large scale projects by partnering with foreign companies to boost the employment, the pay would be shit but I would encourage spies to steal business ideas to copycat these foreign companies and sell it to a local company to start its own operation.

When ever a country has high unemployment it is doomed to fail and civil unrest is perpetual, so my goal for the entirety of my term would be to increase employment to max.
Are you stupid remove tax
 

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